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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 03:19 pm
I didn't realize the two of you were an item.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 03:23 pm
Ehm, make it *Slovak* and NOT *Slovakian*, Debbie. And tell that to my man, if you have the guts, heeeeheeee.
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Brand X
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 03:27 pm
Holy crap! You're gonna get the seven year no sex curse now!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 03:36 pm
Oh, the "no sex" curse comes with the added delight that, should your fella dare to test the curse, it will be as if he has plunged into a lake of molten lava, or a vat of liquid helium...

Cav - of COURSE the SlovakIAN and her fella are an item...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 03:47 pm
That's a heeler-shepherd mix, not a cav, fergodsake!

(Lava and liquid helium? Beyond kinky...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2004 07:15 pm
\l/
x - < ; =
/l\
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 01:39 pm
Er - good mornin'.....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 01:42 pm
depends to whom! your curse turned out quite differently. suffice it to say that i am sporting a medium-sized hangover today. i'll blame you for that, it makes me feel better.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 02:02 pm
Heehee - only time will make you feel better....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 02:14 pm
i shall never drink again (today)
truce, deb, ok? i can't possibly survive another one of these!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 02:28 pm
LOL! Sure. I hate hangovers.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:29 pm
luckily i don't get hangovers
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:34 pm
i rarely do. must have been something about the combination. martinis, red wine, white wine.... my head didn't like one or more of the items...
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:39 pm
probably the red and white armies at battle, or maybe it was your fella dipping his wick in molten lava and then beaning everything in sight.......... Cool
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:42 pm
again, for the record, i am a humble and well behaved maiden and i choose not to comment on such crudities!
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:42 pm
I drink perhaps 12 beer per year, and maybe three bottles of wine. Once every two or three years, I'll have a glass of scotch, it being a beverage of superior refinement and sophistication. I drink no more than that because I really really dislike hangovers...serious concussion, plus a pandemic-level flu, all topped with self-loathing.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 04:59 pm
I'm sorry dagmaraka, I should never have. Sometimes I just see an opening and just go off half-cocked.......without thinking!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 06:07 pm
Luckily, being a blessed foreigner, meaning of half of those expressions I can only guess. And guess I do!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 06:55 pm
Yes - you are a guessed....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2004 08:29 pm
I rarely have self-loathing accompanying the hangover. Rather, I tend to view it as proof that I am alive, and look forward to recovery. (I don't really mind being sick for the same reason -- feeling better feels so good...)
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