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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 08:02 pm
Yes - but our Monday was a holiday - Australia Day!
(although you wouldn't believe it if you looked at the tennis results - thank goodness for the cricket!)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 09:07 pm
'T's a good book, baezer. Makes me wish I read Italian. (More than a menu, I mean...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 09:08 pm
Sunday does not last less long - it begins earlier, as well as ending thusly!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 11:04 pm
dlowan wrote:
Ah, you only say that because you are stuck in the past, poor klutzes...


yeah, what the wabbit said Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:43 am
LOL!

The owl speaketh sooth.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 02:48 am
Less of that Enid Blighton time-zonism. Whats a klutzes anyway?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 08:08 am
Plural of klutz...
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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 08:42 am
It's already February here, you're the one behind, bunny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 10:41 am
Februry on MARS? C'mon!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:19 pm
Yeccch!

Yesterday, on my way fron home from work, I picked up a few quaffables. I saw some pre-mixed vodka drinks - one of which contained a "hint of blueberry". Now, I love blueberries - and vodka. So - I open my drink, expecting a tart, refreshing, clinical tasting drink - as the name suggested to me.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - what I got was a sickly sweet blue THING.

Ought there not to be a warning on the label - like Warning: Not for adults: contains offensive material?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:32 pm
All that glisters is not gold . . .

As a child, my favorite dry breakfast food was a corn-based "cereal" called Kix. It went away for a while, but has been resurrected--and the contemporary version is not nearly as good, as it has added sugar, which the original did not.

It was replaced in the mid-1950's by Trix, which comes in "fruit flavors" and is varicolored. When i, a liddly, learned of the proposed change, i was excited, and proclaimed that eating Trix would enable the least of us to perform circus tricks ! ! ! I was roundly ridiculed by my brothers, but the worst of it was, when i actually ate Trix for the first time. I switched to Shredded Wheat or Grape Nuts. I was never meant for the sugary, brightly colored drugs children are fed for breakfast these days.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:51 pm
Grape nuts sounds rude...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:54 pm
They used to be good, extremely hard to chew, and were made from the nutritious bits of grains. In the 70's, due to their waning sales, they made them softer, easier to chew. Sad that, they once could make the uniquely true claim that they did not get soggy in milk.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 07:02 pm
Neither do I...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 07:04 pm
I'd be happy to give a milk-bath, Miss Wabbit, but we would both need to reconcile ourselves to sudden death by Canajun Virago . . .
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 12:58 am
Its never the obvious in your face stuff like wars and such that kill most of us, its the insidious poisoining of our bodies by sugar, salt, fat promulgated by governments with no soul or sense of respect for god or woman/man. The same is true of a lot of other things. Now where is this picture of our glorious web queen in this bath of milk and is the milk organic-that's what I want to know ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 01:53 am
It's free range, if that is what you mean....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 01:57 am
This is the closest I could get - you will need to combine the images in your head...

http://www.yogaspa.ca/main/03/img/03_milk_bath.jpg

http://www.tgiftsolution.com/white_bunny.jpg
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 08:45 am
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wp8wqqdcOVEJ:www.maysfarm.com/Rabbit%
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 08:53 am
That sooooooo isn't how it looks!!!!!
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