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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 04:29 am
People, people! There are enough mounties to go around for everyone!

Thank whoever invented them for fire alarms; the person living in the place next to me had made cheese on toast, and the cheese on toast had gone on fire, and the neighbour only realised when the fire alarm started beeping, and the flames had jumped from her grill to other parts of the kitchen, and the neighbour caled me before the whole place went on fire... and so on. I'm still shaking.




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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 04:58 am
That was a narrow escape, Drom, no damage in your place I hope.

Morning all,


J
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 06:37 am
Mounties and fires! Such excitement!

Are we all ok????
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 06:48 am
Yikes, hope everyone is okay!
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:18 am
I'm OK- you OK ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:20 am
Better for seeing you!
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:23 am
Embarrassed

Happy New Thingy OZZie
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:26 am
happy new thingy to you, too, Hiama!

(odd man...)
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:28 am
Yes and quite proud of my odd leonine ways I am too.

Triathlon training going well, I'm so fit I scare myself sometimes.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:33 am
HIAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:33 am
I'm scared - but then, I scare easy...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 07:46 am
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 08:49 am
Quote:
Thank whoever invented them for fire alarms; the person living in the place next to me had made cheese on toast, and the cheese on toast had gone on fire, and the neighbour only realised when the fire alarm started beeping, and the flames had jumped from her grill to other parts of the kitchen, and the neighbour caled me before the whole place went on fire... and so on. I'm still shaking.


A guy named Fred and his dog and a fire alarm saved one of our places. Antiquated heating fixture had caught a baby gate on fire while we were out of town, Fred was out walking his dog and heard the alarm twice, about fifteen minutes apart, so he called the fire people. They broke through our door and put it out. (Only found out after we moved that the house had previously had two -- not one, but two -- fires... Fred was probably unaware of this. His dog, too...)
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 09:04 am
Hiama!!!

We miss you when you're not around here, you know.

{{{smooches}}}
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 09:15 am
aw shucks Embarrassed

I'm never very far away
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 09:34 am
HIAMA, I was just thinking of you yesterday.........or was that today? Not sure.
Are you still going to show us your new muscles? I wanna see. How about April? Is April still on in San Francisco? I must get to the gym.

Glad you're ok, drom......
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 11:23 am
Yeah, I'm OK; thanks for all your considerations, everyone; I appreciate them a lot. My place was untouched; although my neighbour was reading my first draft of the play, and where did she put it? Near the roof of the grill, of course. Still, I don't care about that (it's my unpleasable mother who is going on about it). Me, I'm glad that neither of us are burnt or dead; that is the most important thing.

Patio, I'm glad that your neighbour saved your houise



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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 11:33 am
Seeeeee, I told you if I yelled "Mounties" that he's come running :-)
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 11:41 am
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/87/146487.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2004 11:44 am
Mornin' - yawn....
MARGO!!! GO BACK TO BED!!!!!!
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