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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 06:44 am
se?pi?a

Pronunciation: (sE'pE-u), [key]
?n.
1. a brown pigment obtained from the inklike secretion of various cuttlefish and used with brush or pen in drawing.
2. a drawing made with this pigment.
3. a dark brown.
4. Photog.a print or photograph made in this color.
5. any of several cuttlefish of the genus Sepia, producing a dark fluid used naturally for defense and, by humans, in ink.

?adj.
of a brown, grayish brown, or olive brown similar to that of sepia ink.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 06:59 am
Ahhhh....

Them camera phones have togo a long way still....they dont do justicie to my sepianess....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 07:02 am
LOL! The whole thing is sepia!
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 07:04 am
Oh that was due to sepia lighting in the bar.....or my sepia aura - I cant seem to remember, I was too drunk...
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 09:24 am
May the tinkling of silver bells and the glitter of tiny eyes temporarily push away all reminders of arthritis for the joyful folk who attend here.

Merry Christmas, everyone.
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 09:29 am
And may I share my fondest hope for the coming year....

that the knuckle-walkers from the Pentagon will have a sparkling epiphany about what it is they are really up to, and henceforth cease using terms such as 'closure' and 'proactive'.
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 11:42 am
blatham wrote:
May the tinkling of silver bells and the glitter of tiny eyes temporarily push away all reminders of arthritis for the joyful folk who attend here.


Blatham, my friend, this is absolutely the best, most thoughtful Chistmas wish I've heard! And personal, too. Yes, Please! (although your next one rings a bell, too!)

It's Christmas here! Is 4.30am too early to start making Merry! (What if Merry doesn't want to???) I couldn't sleep.

Even Possum is asleep - talk about "not a creature is stirring"!

He's going to be rudely awakened soon to go and open our presents under the tree.

At 4.30am, it's already hot and sticky here. Top expected temp is 38 C - (around 100 F in the old money!) Bushfires already to the south! Soon, I'll shut up the house and turn the aircon on.

Merry Christmas, all! (or chose appropriate seasonal greeting !)
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kirsten
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 11:44 am
If Santa Claus should chance to go
Through country roads adrift with snow,
And see all huddled softly down
Wild little rabbits, warm and brown
He'd think what lovely living toys
To give the nicest girls and boys
And by their beds he'd like to leave
The bunnies cuddled, Christmas Eve. Very Happy

--Emily Rose Burt

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2003 02:18 pm
Awwwwwwwwww!

6.47 and not really warm here yet - but I am doing a picnic by the beach christmas - so I hope it won't GET too hot!

Merry and all that to you dwellers in the past!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:27 pm
Sorry, you and your Xmas beach blanket bingo are past tense............now Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:53 pm
Yeppers - sic transit gloria mundi....
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:09 pm
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.................

exos pastos
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:16 pm
Atchy spatch, as my mother used to say...
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:17 pm
if it itches mine always said.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:19 pm
Yours ITCHES?

Oh my! Better get it looked at!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:44 pm
What do you think, huh Question

http://www.mogullogic.com/summer2000gallery/images/I%20am%20itchy.jpg
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 06:42 pm
"Vell, I vould tsay dat you vould be vise to not go steeking dat into da jar of maissonaise very often, young man."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 07:02 pm
can't tell - it's blurry...
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:33 am
Then take the flutter out of the eyeballs.............
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:38 am
'Tain't where flutter is - anyway, ALL eyeballs flutter - very fast - 'tis called saccadic motion - and, since our retinal cells and brain respond to CHANGE, it stops us from becoming blind to an image. Heehe - glad you commented?
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