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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:23 am
Kelvin means to me that big jackass who held out with Edison for direct current, an' told all those horseshite stories about the dangers of alternating current. We wouldn't be here without alternating current . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:37 am
We wouldn't?

Hmmm - there is a tide in the affairs of men...is that what you mean?

I htought we were supposed to swim against the currant when spawning - though what one little currant can do against us I have no idea...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:39 am
Jam things up ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:41 am
hmmmm - damn quickly quipped Setanta old bean...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:43 am
e-quipped, ya mean . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:50 am
eee-heee heeee!
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 09:32 am
A maiden, whose name was Felicity
Tried living without electricity:
By propane she cooks
And by oil-lamp reads books
And forbids watching telly explicitly
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 10:15 am
oooh, very nice.


They brand Felicity eccentric
For eschewing all things electric
Her showers are cold
And her frig filled with mold
But she saves on her bills -- that's her trick.
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 10:28 am
Very nice !
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 10:52 am
Mr. Clemens has some quite hilarious pieces on lightening rods and burglar alarm systems . . . i especially enjoyed his passage about the conversations he had with burglars regarding the merits of the various systems he installed . . .

http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/lightingzapA.gif
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 11:41 am
Hmm. I had no idea Roger Clemens was a writer.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 11:43 am
Maxsdadeo tried that one on me, too, Patiodog. I would think you would keep better company.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:14 pm
I'd think you'd quote more authors.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:17 pm
I only quote for dramatic effect, or for humor. As i noted elsewhere, when the subject is serious, i disagree with using a quote, unless it supports the details of one's opinion which one is willing to set out plainly.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:21 pm
I only support the use of a quote when memory creatively rearranges the wording and dampens its effect. This is what I call originality.


(tee hee hee hee hee)
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:43 pm
PD, You made my day! I've been doing exactly that all of my life. I'm "original!" c.i.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:53 pm
Works for me. (An' if I jumble it badly enough, I can pass it off as my own.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 02:52 pm
So - which Clemens WERE you referring to, Setanta -Samuel? I am all at sea - a bad place to be around electricity, as Moondoggy can attest from his voyage on a cat...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 04:00 pm
Edited to obscure blatant evidence of posting incompetence.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 04:00 pm
I'm sure the cat was none too thrilled, either . . . when i speak of Clemens, i am always referring to Samuel. Baseball is a wonderful sport to participate in, and a marvelous sedative when one is a spectator. I am as likely to quote a baseball player as i am to praise George Bush.
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