An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

So far so good, as the man who jumped off the 100 storey building said as he reached the 99th storey.....

98th storey, 97th storey-who's that waving at me ?, 22nd storey..

SPLATTTTT!!!!!

Dear Auntie Dlowan,

I was walking along past this 100 storey building minding my own business when a rather comely woman lands on me.

Can you advise me as to my next course of action ?

Carpe diem!

Speaking of seizing - here is another gem from Joan Dark:

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family -- but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order...

(..as it were!.. )

So that would be Carpe dickem ?

Spare the rod and spoil the......oh, nemmind....

A day without dlowan is like a day without the sun, sniff!

is like a fish without a bicycle?

Or bicycle clips

"And a day without sunshine is like... night."

(Now who can make the attribution on that 'un?)

Steve Martin once said, "Remember a day without laughter is like a
day without sunshine. And a day without sunshine is like night.".

Would that be it patiodog ?

gadzooks, it's wainin' wabbits!

...Alleluia...it's waining wabbits!!!

margo, Fair warning; put your car in the garage, and stay inside! c.i.

Well, bunnies can hop and skip away from approaching sidewalks..

Why can't they fly?

Look out for the flying rabbits!!!!!!!!!

So far, so good!