Little Mary was so excited about her new pet mouse Nibbles that she decided to take it walkies . On her way, she passed Auntie Debbie's house and smelt fish cooking. She decided to go inside to scrounge some food .
"Hello Auntie Deb, what are you doing ? "
"I'm cooking some fish and chips, sweetie. My eyesight is going so it would really help if you could come in and help me batter it? YOu can have some if you like"
Mary knew that Auntie hated mice, so she decided to hide it. While her auntie was looking the other way, she climbed on a chair and put Nibbles in the plant pot sitting on the ledge above the counter top where the batter was being prepared
What fun Aunt ie Deb and Mary had! They talked all afternoon and ate some lovely fish and chips, although one of the pieces of fish seemed quite boney. ANd mouse shaped.
Ok I hope that story made sense, kiddies. I can't be bothered elaborating. If it didn't, well, screw you, I have work to do. That's the coolest story i've created in the last 20 minutes, so don't stifle my genius, lest i fry you.