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Who'd win in a fight? Kicky or Gus?

 
 
panzade
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:53 am
That's right: Paula's-where drinking is an adventure
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:53 am
I think paula just answered kicky's question on how long can you wear your pants...
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:54 am
...forever?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:55 am
panzade wrote:
That's right: Paula's-where drinking is an adventure

You forgot dangerous.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:57 am
bigdice67 wrote:
I think paula just answered kicky's question on how long can you wear your pants...


It's not 'how long' you can wear your pants, it's 'who's wearing the pants'.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:07 am
Ah, ok!
Can I have a PanGalactic GargelBlaster please, I'll take it at the bar. Gotta catch the fight, you know.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:11 am
One PG-Gb coming up.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:14 am
Thakns, honey!
Panzade, pass me some o'them nuts, will ya?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:18 am
Bg

Please take your sexcapades else where.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:26 am
Paula moved about the bar in the dim morning light, picking up a glass left on the old mantle, sweeping the remains of a couple of joints into it and stepping carefully over the bodies on the floor. The skinny old man was murmuring something about Big Woody, the younger guy had a Dick Cheney grimace pasted on his face and they both smelled like roadkill on a hot day. She moved to the window and watched the last of the Red Sox revelers stagger down the street, probably headed for Denny's for a little breakfast, she thought, that would be a better place to be than here with these two lugs.

There was a sound from across the room, someone was either clearing the phlegm from their throat or starting a chain saw she couldn't tell, but when she looked through the dimness, there he was, on his feet.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:29 am
Check, please!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:35 am
bigdice67 wrote:
Check, please!


You'll have to wait, someone is on their feet. Wait, I'll put it on your tab......if i can find any ROOM!
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:36 am
Travis McGee moved deftly through the murk and seized Paula's left arm , twisting it behind her back." Where'd you get those pretty peepers doll, at an estate auction?"

Paula struggled for a moment and then with a shiver, her face relaxed and her lips pursed.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:44 am
panzade wrote:
Travis McGee moved deftly through the murk and seized Paula's left arm , twisting it behind her back." Where'd you get those pretty peepers doll, at an estate auction?"

Paula struggled for a moment and then with a shiver, her face relaxed and her lips pursed.


"Auction!? You can't afford my peepers, now hands off, this isn't Sothebys"
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:50 am
Quote:
I'll put it on your tab......if i can find any ROOM!


Ooops! that time of month already? Would you believe me if I said that the check's in the mail?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:53 am
Woman have their 'time of the month' and men have theirs, pay up please. I'm going to use the money to pay off the mortgage.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:54 am
For a moment, Travis thought she was relaxing, but he'd never seen an aikido master at work.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 09:04 am
"I've never seen an aikido master at work" thought Paula as Travis slowly approached her lips with his stubbly chin.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 09:06 am
That's 'Masteress'.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 09:06 am
I shaved this morning, if you will!

Keep the change, paula... it ain't much I know, maybe you can use this button?
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