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Thu 28 Oct, 2004 08:18 pm
Edit (Moderator); Moved from General to Humor.
Who do you think would win in a fight between.... hmmmm Kicky and Gus?
Why?
How?
or do you think it would just be a love fest?
Gus is the type of guy that beats guys like Kicky up on his way to fights. I mean, the guy has a toenail on his penis, for Chrissake's. His mother gave birth to a 20oz T-bone steak...the afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.
oh my goodness Slappy... i do believe that is the funniest post i have read here..
I have to agree with Slappy. Gus has many many years of experience and he beats the crap out of strangers on the street just for the hell of it. He's a real bad ass and Kicky wouldn't stand a chance.
Sorry Kicky, but I have to be honest.
But then again, Kicky is a big city boy that gets mugged every few days, and he re-mugs other people to keep the balance in his wallet. Kicky's a bad mutha, roaming the streets of New York in search of li'l ole granmas that just picked up their pension. They never stand a chance...
Nah, Kicky is one of those guys who brings his laptop to Starbucks and wears those thick black glasses to look wicked smaht. He winces at paper cuts.
I think Gus would win because he's just plain nastier. He's the kind of guy who would bite the other guys ear off.
Oh God not another Bush vs Kerry thread ...
How'd you know Kicky was voting for Bush?
Nah ... Gus vs Kerry ... Bush vs. Kicky ... the similarities are clear ... it's just more code for the same old topic.
Ratzenhofer sat at the bar and nursed a whiskey. Suddenly the door flew open and Kicky was standing there, gun in hand.
"What's your name?" he growled.
"Ratzenhofer"
"I thought so. I'm takin' you in."
"Who are you?"
"Name's Kicky. I'm a bounty hunter."
"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."
nice line Gus. You've been to Blockbuster again I see.
Gus is weak.
Kicky by a mile...
kickster would sidle up to Gus, slip him some haiku, and while gus would stop to think about the beauty of the lines therein, kicky'd brain him with his laptop. Everythings fair in the big apple.
Quote:nice line Gus. You've been to Blockbuster again I see.
I tell ya', you can't get nothin' by panzade. Nothin!
Well... Kicky does have some strong fore-arms.
I mean.. anyone who plays with themselves as much Kicky does.. well.. That would make for a good punch... Maybe a sticky punch.. hehe.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
"Name's Kicky. I'm a bounty hunter."
You mean booty hunter....
Kicky has some nasty little secrets..
rabbit, you gotta take into account Gus's wizened experience...sort of an age trumps beauty concept.
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