Maybe it would be best, for the next election, to do it American Idol style. Of course you would still have debates, which would be judged, but the candidates would also have to sing and dance, on themes chosen by the producers (I like the idea of a Cole Porter night myself). The judges would give their opionions, weed out the ne'er do wells, and then America could vote by cell phone.
Looking through your 'greatest hits?'
Cycloptichorn
Not hardly...this was a doofus thread---just noticed Cav's post---priorities...made me laugh.