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Cold calling with no voice, and golden showers with midgets.

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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 08:42 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
panzade wrote:
Ahhh...Dr OZ...may I see your license?


Of course. And while I'm looking would you be so kind as to place your testicles on this kitchen drawer?


<spots Mr. Stillwater walking by and invites him in for coffee, "How many sugars would you like? two? oh, would you reach up there and get the sugar bowl for me please, he does it, I decide a taste of his own medicine (testi smashing) would be to harsh, so I drop a massive tranquilizer in his cup and pour him a cup of Joe he will never forget, he is now passed out on my couch>

Slappy what should I do with him?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 08:50 am
I have no clue what you people are talking about.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 11:39 am
That's a first.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 11:40 am
We're doin a Slappy on your thread dude!
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 11:41 am
Paula, rifle Dr. Oz's pockets and look for a "testitcle smashing" competency card...that's a dear
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 02:50 pm
Damn, this sucks....just found out my salary got raised $10K.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 03:04 pm
Um, sucks. Yeah.

HOW???

(You and Gautam...)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 03:23 pm
sozobe wrote:
Um, sucks. Yeah.

HOW???

(You and Gautam...)


Good question....they just changed the sales team's compensation plan a month ago, and today I got a call saying my salary was bumped. What to do....
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 03:39 pm
Get a really expensive blow-up doll costume?

Maybe, like, a plus-size model and then just cut it down the back and step into it, tape the back up?

Or is that too Silence of the Lambs?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 06:20 pm
A real plus size model?

Let me go untie her in my basement...
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 07:42 pm
Great idea Soz!
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George
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 06:40 am
Extra dough, eh?
Contributions to George's Retirement Fund are always welcome.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:22 pm
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... snooooooooore.... mmmmfffggghhh... You're the bessshht, honey - <yawn> shall I leave the money on the credenza? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:32 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... snooooooooore.... mmmmfffggghhh... You're the bessshht, honey - <yawn> shall I leave the money on the credenza? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


<whispering> no need, I already cleaned you out.....

<tip toes off>
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:35 pm
Wait til Mrs. Stilly sees the charge for the golden shower on the Mastercard...tisk
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peepot
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:55 pm
I like golden showers with midgets Laughing Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 03:06 pm
I prefer bukkake with midgets.

Save the golden showers for the GILF's.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 08:38 pm
Shocked

Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 08:50 pm
Master card commercial :

Golden shower with midget .. 20 dollars.

Tickets to the red sox ... 200 dollars

Bar tab .. 98 dollars


Cracking your nuts in a drawer beacuse you are too drunk to pee in the toilet.

Pricelesssss....
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