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Cold calling with no voice, and golden showers with midgets.

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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:22 am
Oy.

Now I have to wash.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:47 am
I can't belive felching came up. This is great.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:49 am
I take it back...the usual suspects...the usual results.
And to think that soz was the catalyst....shudder.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:51 am
Good thing nobody mentioned oculolinctus.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:53 am
The turkey buzzards circling the road kill begin to descend.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 11:24 am
Uh... oops. Donning pure and innocent mantle again.

Hey, what's that stain?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 05:54 pm
Slappy, sorry to hear about the break up. Was being at that game incredible?

How'd you handle the creaky voice? I think the tea with honey (honey is crucial) was a great idea.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:26 pm
Re: your earliest request. Have you tried resting your testicles inside a kitchen drawer then slamming it shut?
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:30 pm
Ahhh...Dr OZ...may I see your license?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:40 pm
You dope. You open by saying you were AT the game. Then you do the five and half minutes of sportsgeek bonding in your game-strained voice followed by the phone order for more than you expected.

Joe
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:42 pm
Yeah Joe...the trouble is he's selling tampons.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:44 pm
Is this where I am supposed to the "installation at no extra charge" joke?
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:46 pm
I toss the softballs Joe...you hittem outta the park.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 08:10 pm
Waiting in the stands..
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 08:36 pm
Go team, go!

(need a cheerleader?)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 09:54 pm
littlek wrote:
Slappy, sorry to hear about the break up. Was being at that game incredible?

How'd you handle the creaky voice? I think the tea with honey (honey is crucial) was a great idea.


Being at the game was awesome. I was with a group of 8 people. Only problem was it was LATE when I got home. And tonight was worse, although I just watched it at a bar.

I didn't do too much until after lunch, I could talk after that. But I felt like crap, so I didn't work as much as I should have.

And Joe...I actually did open a few calls with "you have to excuse my voice, I was at the Sox game last night." Nobody minded, since I only call on New Englanders.

Sox in seven.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:20 pm
why was tonight worse?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:27 pm
Time wise...game was 6 hours long, longest in playoff history.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 10:30 pm
Wow, I thought it was odd it was still on at 10:30 when I checked in, but didn't realize it had set a record.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 12:22 am
panzade wrote:
Ahhh...Dr OZ...may I see your license?


Of course. And while I'm looking would you be so kind as to place your testicles on this kitchen drawer?
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