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Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:58 pm
The Knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about this brand new procedure called "The Knob," where a very small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years,
the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The
woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems...
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags
under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."