Einherjar wrote:Ticomaya wrote:So Bush was being fed answers in the first debate, wired using technology Bush found in the Oval Office left over from the Nixon Administration? I take it the only evidence you have to support your theory are some pictures, and a partisan NASA scientist playing at home with Photoshop?
Who was feeding him his responses? Barney the Scottish Terrier?
Nah, Barney would have come up with better answers. But then again, perhaps the wire just malfunctioned.
Of course it malfunctioned. It's 30 year-old cathode ray tube blew.
Riddle. Which malfuntioned the transmitter or the brain.
Maybe whatever the device was shocked him with a Morse Code message, giving him the answers. But the voltage on the device was set too high, and was so painful, W just grimaced and didn't get the message. That would explain his facial expressions AND the lack of depth in his responses.
Einherjar wrote:Ticomaya wrote:Maybe whatever the device was shocked him with a Morse Code message, giving him the answers. But the voltage on the device was set too high, and was so painful, W just grimaced and didn't get the message. That would explain his facial expressions AND the lack of depth in his responses.
Aah, you're getting it.
Must be my liberal "dark side" peeking through. Let's see now, what other bizarre conspiracy theories can I come up with .......
