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LOST & MISPLACED A2K people.

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 06:37 pm
When I was missing, lost at sea for all those months, the only thing that kept me going was the fact that J_B was pacing the widow's walk, scanning the seas, awaiting my return.

I owe her for that.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 06:47 pm
She didn't lose faith or hope for a minute, either, Gus. Just goes to show you .....
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JPB
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 06:51 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
When I was missing, lost at sea for all those months, the only thing that kept me going was the fact that J_B was pacing the widow's walk, scanning the seas, awaiting my return.

I owe her for that.


I don't know about pacing or scanning, but awaiting works.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 06:51 pm
I'm only sweet from the huge amount of chocolate I consume - I have many 'un-sweet' moments you know...

But then I was expelled from Convent school (twice)


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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 06:53 pm
smorgs wrote:
I was expelled from Convent school (twice)


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what an amazing coincidence, so was I.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:07 pm
Once for smoking - in class!

Once for saying I was late because I'd had an abortion!

Of course I hadn't, I didn't really know what it was... just knew it was something suitably taboo.

I also regularly accused myself of 'committing adultery' during confession - but I just used to go through the list of sins and choose random ones, and then there were the regulars like swearing and bearing false witness?

I was allowed back - however, by my last year, I was only allowed in Art class (I loved that teacher, she was our only lay member of staff)
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:10 pm
Smorgs, sound like a pretty text-book convent schoogirl to me!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:13 pm
DP, you always put x at the end of your posts like me!

Anymore likenesses?


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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:15 pm
Optimism? And a love of kisses?

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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:17 pm
Why yes!

How unusual!

Bet no-one else likes kisses and is optomistic!


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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:25 pm
You being sarky smorgs? Cos that would be highly out of character wouldnt it?

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:33 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Well, while you are sullen, Stills, which I get, your avatar is wonderful.


Please - not 'sullen', how's about 'reticent'?



Avatar not quite up to scratch. I had snipped out a bit of Pangong Lake the highest fresh lake in the world:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Pangong_lake_by_martinl.jpg/180px-Pangong_lake_by_martinl.jpg

As always I couldn't remember if the A2K avatar was 100 pixels wide or 100 pixels high. Picked the wrong size and had to rotate the image on the fly.

The lake is now on its side - if it spills out and soaks your carpet, don't say I didn't warn you!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:36 pm
Mr Stillwater, that is a beautiful picture, I wish I could produce such an avatar...


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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:49 pm
And you really should be in bed by now, smorgs!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:51 pm
Listen to your Dad now smorgs, GO ON, off to BED!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:03 pm
Walter!

You are always telling me off!

...and you make me feel naughty, and yet you are not old enough to be my Dad!

...but night Walter x
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 11:35 pm
But he's old enough to spank you--as only a German can do.

By the way, Dys. Twice? What about when they successfully blocked your entrance?
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 11:38 pm
JLNobody wrote:
But he's old enough to spank you--as only a German can do.


A German spank? Shocked
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 11:42 pm
Or is it the French? Ask Francis.
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Miller
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 12:30 am
A French spank sounds more exciting, for some reason, than a German spank. Smile
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