@oralloy,
A white cop : Police! Open the door.
Oralloy: Are you kidding? I'm too poor to buy a door . My house doesn't have it at all. Just come in
A white cops: Are you dropping hints that I'm stupid? I'm not wearing contact lenses, lady.
Oralloy: Take a gander at my body, sir. I'm a man.
A white cop: Didn't I tell you I'm not wearing contact lenses? Hi, don't get funny, you black dimwit.
Oralloy: I may be a dimwit, sir, But I'm white, not black.
A white cop: You are white? Let me get my torchlight to take a look. Emmmmm. You are lying. Your hair is black. Wait, when was the last time you washed your hair? Not the day after Nazi surrendered?
Oralloy: Noooo. My body is white as bleach. Let me show you, sir.
Oralloy starts rolling over in a blanket, leaving traces of bleach behind.
A white cop: Well done! You must be the TV pitchman of Clorox. But I use OxiClean.
Oralloy : You are gormless. I'm not talking about this.
A white cop: You are under arrest, you black man.
Oralloy :You cannot provide any example of an untrue statement in my remarks . Neither can you provide any example of a flaw in my logic. Most of all, I'm white.
A white cop: Do you want to get shot? You know I don't even have to warn you again since you are not white. Now help me put your butt on the wall! One false move, you are toast.
Oralloy: Why ? You can't do that on your own?
A white cop:I'm not wearing contact lenses. I can't even find your butt.
Oralloy: I have got a better idea.
A white cop: yes?
Oralloy: Let us invite another clear-sighted cop over . So you will be able to lock me up with her or his help.
A white cop: Perfect. Please do.
Oralloy: I'm going out to find a cop. Wait for me.
A white cop: Okay. Thanks for the help. When you are coming back?
Oralloy: It's nine o'clock now. I will be back at twenty-nine o'clock .
A white cop: Okay. See you around.