@neptuneblue,
neptuneblue wrote:
Trump KNEW he was being recorded, he wanted people to know exactly what he does to women. But I see you didn't actually answer the question, have or have you not said you grab women by the pussy?
Let's see... crude locker room talk. I have never told another man "You have to grab women by the pussy." I don't believe that particular cadence is part of my vocabulary.
"Did you see that chick on the treadmill? Man, I'd like to wreck that pussy." "Damn! Did you see that ass? Kind of ass you just want to have for lunch."
A joke: You know why the pussy and asshole are right next to each other? So you can carry em like a 6-pack.
Let me share with you some of the rugby songs we used to sing... in mixed company mind you! Some of you may know these as I know we have a cultured audience...
Rang a Dang Doo
This is a Repeat after Me Song...
Starts with The Chorus:
A Rang A Dang Doo
Pray What is that?
Its got fur all around
Like a pussy cat
Its oval shaped
And its split in two
And that’s what we call
A rang a dang doo
I knew a girl,
Whose name was Jean
She was the sweetest girl
I’d ever seen
She loved a boy
Who was straight and true
He longed to play
On her Rang a Dang Doo
Chorus
She took him to
Her father’s house
They crept upstairs
Quiet as a mouse
They locked the doors
And the window too
They played all night
On her rang a dang doo
Chorus
The very next day
Her father said
You’ve gone and lost,
Your maiden head
So pack your bags
And your suitcase too
And bugger off, with your rang a dang doo
Chorus
So she went off to be a whore,
And hung this sign above her door:
"One dollar each and three for two
To take a crack at her rang a dang doo."
Chorus
They came by twos, they came by fours,
Until at last they came in scores,
But she was glad when they were through
For she still had her rang a dang doo.
Chorus
Then Mary’s came
And Mary’s went,
Her price dropped down
To 50 cents
She got the crabs
And the herpes too
That was the end of her rang a dang doo
Chorus
And now she lies beneath the sod;
Her soul, they say, is gone to God,
But down in Hell, when Satan's blue,
He takes a whirl at her rang a dang doo.
Chicago
chorus:
Everyone:
I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there anymore.
Leader: A girl came into the store one day, looking for a ruler.
Everyone: A ruler? From the store?
Leader: A ruler she wanted, twelve inches she got...
chorus
There are soooooo many verses to this, but some examples
Meat she wanted, my pork she got!
A nail she wanted, screwed she got!
Sailors she wanted, Semen she got!
Watering can she wanted, my hose she got!
Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got!
A lolipop she wanted, licked she got!
glazed donut she wanted, cream filled she got!
It just keeps going...
Do you want to hear about the S&M Man? (Sung to the candy man)
