@oralloy,
oralloy wrote:
I've never been interviewed by any form of law enforcement whatsoever.
I'm not sure if I'd call them "interviews," but I get questioned almost weekly by the damn pigs. Somehow, God only knows how, they seem to think I'm some kinda criminal.
I done told them that since my last sentence I has learned my lesson and gone straight. They just say: "Yeah, right, eh? That what you told us after your first 20 sentences too." The bastards don't even believe in giving a poor boy a second chance, eh?
Four words will send them packing, though, to wit: Got a warrant, Pig?