@layman,
I was down to Gus's Gun Galleria yesterday to buy a few items I've been needin. When it came time to pay he said: "That will be $14,563.71, layman."
I said, "OK, cool, charge it up on this here credit card, eh?"
He looked at it and said: "That aint your name on this here card, layman."
I said: "I aint gunna sign my name, fool."
He said, "OK, then, you need any help gittin this **** out to your pickup bed?"