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My desire.

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 02:02 pm
My desire:

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time.
So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited
about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so
ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 02:04 pm
Sweet. What do you do with a woman who is all of the above?
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