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An Elderly couple.

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 02:01 pm
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the
woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway
patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The
woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Canada.
I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a
woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks," What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU"
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doglover
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 03:46 pm
Good one lenny. Mr. Green
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