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Necrophilia....So Where's The Crime?

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blueveinedthrobber
 
Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:31 am
Disgusting? I suppose......weird? no doubt.......but a crime? Think about it a minute....who got hurt? And who really is there to press charges? How do you know your relative would have pressed charges for having sex with the person if they were alive?
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eoe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:35 am
You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?
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eoe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:35 am
edit
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:37 am
eoe wrote:
You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?


picking the barrel up and looking under it...... :wink:
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eoe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:38 am
Laughing Crying or Very sad
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:39 am
eoe it actually came up in conversation last night as a result of Ahnold passing a law against it......

so....a crime, sex in bad taste, or sex that tastes bad? You gonna weigh in and contribute to the conversation or what?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:41 am
Well, on the good side, it means never having to say you're sorry.
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eoe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:43 am
Oh. Didn't know the govenor passed a law. Thought it was already on the books as a crime.
What a strange act for the terminator to pick up and pass law on. Out of all the other things he may have spent tax dollars on.
Did he campaign for it?
Did they have to vote on it?
Only in Cali! Rolling Eyes
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:44 am
Don't have to buy flowers.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:50 am
So!!! Come up to the lab.....and see what's on the slab.......
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:52 am
Got anything there in a maroon color?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:53 am
Ack, it's Rocky!!!! Necrophilia is not so much about a fetish as it is about saving money.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:53 am
Pros:
Don't have to cuddle after sex, if you don't want to.
Don't have to worry about pesky side affect of pregnancy.
You're in total control; no "are you done yet?" or "is it really in?!?!?!?" questions.
It's cheaper: no roophies and alcohol expense.

Cons:
Brings new meaning to the term "frigid."
Have to play porn in the background for desired sound affects.
Extra lube probably needed.
.....

Looks like 4 in the Pro column, and 3 in the Cons column. Necrophilia is a clear winner!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:58 am
I knew Slappy would bring real substance to this thread.

He's never let me down on a necrophilia thread yet.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:02 am
kicky will be weighing in shortly right after......damn kicky!!!! Don't throw that tissue in a wicker waste basket!!!!! What's wrong with you?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:02 am
Alice Cooper sang a song about necrophilia called Cold Ethel
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:04 am
I dated Cold Ethel.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:09 am
I married her. Third wife. Didn't last long....neighbors kept complaining about the smell coming from our trailer.....one day I just covered her in a fake fur bedspread , set her out and animal control picked her up.....saved a fortune in legal fees.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:11 am
And I thought that smell was coming from the skunk Eva put in her garbage can.
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eoe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:11 am
Adios fellas.
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