This is where you make the most sense, Lash. On the sidelines, holding a "Lock her up!" sign. Making scary sounding noises; fending off total irrelevance. It suits you.
And - bonus! You get to do it for at least 4 more years.
It's going to be glorious snood; I cannot wait to see how much she flips out. I'm truly enjoying it now, and I can't wait for the next 4 years.