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Professional Joint Roller Earns Up To $7,000 For His Creations

 
 
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2016 07:06 pm


Taking smokable art to a whole new level.
08/02/2016 06:25 pm ET
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/professional-joint-roller_us_57a0f7c2e4b0693164c3054b?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

David Moye Reporter, The Huffington Post

A man who rolls joints for a living is proving the old adage of “do what you love and the money will follow.”

Tony Greenhand, 26, of Albany, Oregon, told Vocativ he’s “considered one of the best joint-rollers in the world.” His biggest order yet was for $7,000 to make a set of small joints that looked like weapons, including a fully smokeable AK-47 spliff he made from rolling papers and a half-pound of weed.

“I basically jump out of bed and start rolling joints,” he told Vocativ.

But Greenhand didn’t come out of the womb a Monet of marijuana. His first joint, which he rolled as a teen while growing up in rural Washington state, was hideously deformed thanks to too much saliva on the rolling papers.

“I was essentially, at my core, humiliated,” he said. “I bounced back though.”

Greenhand shares some of his best work on Instagram ― including an awesome Pikachu joint.

He sees a bright green future for his artistic endeavors, which include a dream of making a joint showing Mike Tyson eating an avocado.

“Maybe I want to make a 10-pound joint next, OK? Or maybe I’ll make one that weighs 15 pounds,” he said. “It’s going to get smoked either way. And I bet I can smoke it faster than you can find out about it.”
 
Blickers
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2016 09:06 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Is Greenhand really his name? Or is that just a professional name he adopted to match his image?

Quote Greenhand:
Quote:
“I basically jump out of bed and start rolling joints,” he told Vocativ.

And he gets paid for it. Is this a great country or what?
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2016 04:47 pm
@Blickers,
Quote:
Is Greenhand really his name


Its a great country! My real name sounds faker than his does.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2016 05:59 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
joke
I thought it was bob salivate.
Blickers
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2016 06:06 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Back in college, I had a friend named Bob Salamone. That's what I just assumed bobsal's name was.
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2016 08:19 pm
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2016 07:16 am
@Blickers,
I thought it was Bob Saltzman, a friend of mine from high school.

The original bobsal was on Abuzz and I hijacked his name to rehabilitate it. I joined every possible website as bobsal to prevent him from being able to sign as 'bobsal'. He was on a2k in the beginning and got driven off. When I joined I got a lot of poop because folks thought I was he.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2016 07:20 am
@InfraBlue,
Quote:
mark


Your dog have a harelip?
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