Psych meds can be pretty colours, nice shapes and large or small - Some are harder to swallow than others - Smoothe ones, dimpley ones and some crunch nicely, underfoot.
But taking them is silly - Do you agree?
I like throwing them in rivers or the toilet, personally.
Kalmitol is not right for everyone. Talk to your doctor if, after taking Kalmitol, you awaken one morning to find that your whole family has been slaughtered sometime during the night with no signs of forced entry, and your knife-hand showing signs of having been very recently over-worked. If you experience such a side-effect, you should flush the remainder of your Kalmitol prescription down the toilet and then burn the container. You should also talk to your local Sheriff, as it is likely he will have some questions for you. When talking to your Sheriff, it is important that you NOT mention the fact that you take Kalmitol.
You should also talk to your doctor if, after taking Kalmitol, you happen to find yourself outside in the snow--with or without a coat--chasing after a cat; especially if, upon later inspection, the cat's paw-prints are curiously missing while your footprints are quite plain to see. In the event that a friend or neighbor witnesses such abnormal behavior on your part, and they contact the authorities, then once again it is important that you NOT mention the fact that you take Kalmitol.
If an unfortunate incident such as the ones mentioned above does happen to occur, take note that the label on your bottle of Kalmitol does not include your name or address. You should also keep in mind that if you decide to mention Kalmitol to the authorities, it will result in the disappearance of your medical files from your doctor's office. Though it may come as a shock to you, your doctor's loyalties are such that you and your well-being are not even in the top ten of his list of things that matter, whereas we are number-one on that list due to generous kickbacks and other such incentives. In fact, if you were made aware of the "you-scratch-my-back, I'll-scratch-yours" relationship we have with all medical professionals who prescribe Kalmitol, it would likely sicken you, in which case, you should ask your doctor if our new anti-nausea drug is right for you.
It is also not advisable to consider filing a lawsuit against Kalmitol in the event that you slaughter your family, or are observed engaging in really weird behavior while taking Kalmitol. After all, who do you think a jury is going to believe, you--a psychologically challenged nobody in possession of a bottle of Kalmitol without your name on it who chases after nonexistent cats in the snow and/or turns a common kitchen knife into a weapon of mass destruction--or the well-dressed, well-groomed, and hard-working professionals at Kalmitol Inc.? LOL! Get real!!
Also, do not take kalmitol if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant; or if you know someone who is pregnant or plans to become pregnant; or if you plan to know someone who is pregnant or may become pregnant; or if you know someone who is pregnant with a child who may grow up and become pregnant or plan to become pregnant. Do not take Kalmitol if your mother has ever been pregnant or planned to become pregnant.
She sure had a set of pipes on her. Even now she's got such power.
Cue up to about 1:15 on the below, turn up the volume if you dare. It'll blow you away.
Fri 22 Jul, 2016 10:08 am
Kalmitol is not right for everyone. Talk to your doctor if, after taking Kalmitol, you awaken one morning to find that your whole family has been slaughtered sometime during the night with no signs of forced entry, and your knife-hand showing signs of having been very recently over-worked.
I hate when that happens. That hand hurts for the rest of the day.
This thread is a joke dale. Look at his link, and the other posts.
I guess you're right Chai though Tsar's OP seems almost legitimate
You hit it on the nose Dale.
seems almost legitimate
Emphasis on the ALMOST. You should know my dry sense of humor by now.
Fri 22 Jul, 2016 02:03 pm
If you're not completely joking, what is the basis of your rejection of them?
If our consciousness is nothing but the electro chemical processes in our brain, why is it not reasonable we could fix problems with it when they go out of balance or better yet, improve them beyond what is normal if we want?