Neverending Rap Battle

I understand where your coming from ill's

but you have to hear the whole story to understand why im saying what im saying


plus whitey is an awesome cat , he treated that girl better then her last boyfriend , but i get the feeling she was using whitey to make the last guy jealous


and it worked so she went back


thats a USER and USERS get USED

hence why I will inform my friend appropriately in human manipulation tactics , to acheive the desired outcome

when I see the good guys getting cheated and fucked over

because the bad guys / girls are abusing them

ima teach the good guys defensive techniques to avoid or come out on top of these situations

if u saw how I am with girls , you'd understand , I have the ability to play , but I choose not to , Im the shoulder used to cry on , and I dont take advantage of it, and I can easily go get a girl , but my heart belongs to someone who may never feel the same about me again , but my heart will never cheat ,

I believe love transcends physical bonds

but whitey really cared for this girl and she used him and treats him like ****


HELL NO NOT ONE OF MY HOMIES

if he lived here , id go talk to her and just tell her in a way she could understand what shes doing ,

cause she doesnt realize what shes even doin , I can tell that

but that other kid who keeps on trying to fight whitey and getting his ass kicked


Id sit him down 1 time , for a conversation that would never stop ringing in his ears

Lol **** happens I learn to let **** happen maybe I get pissed for like 20 minutes but I shake it off

And prof It's cliche but two wrongs don't make a right lol plus I still care about the girl first love is always the sweetest lol plus it's punishment enough that she's gonna be with a guy who's gonna **** her over In the end

But ironically about 2 hours after all that happen a hot girl on my bus texts me saying to come over so I did and she told me she's liked me since last year then gave me head so all is right in this world

I just found out that her and china gina are good friends HAHAHAHA omg this is great

thats ironic cause thats pretty much what i was gonna tell you to do


lol ... nice ... now ur best thing to do is **** her brains out so when china gina hears along the grapevine how good you are then she will kick herself twice as hard


sa'll good homie

happy to hear things working well for you


and as for two wrongs dont make a right ... True

but a threesome with china gina an that girl ? Wong or Right

u tell me lol

It's so wrong....... But it feels so right

You dont know what your doing
you be a fly i do the shooing
So get out of here if you want respect
That wack talk is gonna make you a reject
Only you already did eject.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
YOur already dead
Kicked in the head by my shoe
Stomped a new hole in you
Trying to be a cool kid
Acting like a fool did
Made some bad choices in your lyrics
Repeat rewind let us hear it
This **** ends today
No other way
than to come out and say
YOU A FAKE
yeah hows that feel
like ripping of the peel
Tearing open the scars
Your past locked up in bars
I wont bring up your past
Im sure it was a blast.
Flew that flag at half mast
You be just wearing that mask!
Try to drink from the flask
The world feeds you!
When will you realise
That what you say is all lies
Hoping that my beat dies
Hoping to see some cries
Emotional level
How about
Promotional kettle
I won this round
Rising up
Ground pound!

Let me know what you all think, First time spittin before

I got homies don’t forget that
Wet that china gina with a wetnap
Ichi ban in she pants itching powder, bitching shower biitch
Get a taste of my mr noodle
Bitch yelling feed the poodle
screams millions , creams billions ,seems villian
,scenes children,feens pillin, well u meek millin
cut throats seams spillin screams
, between million an one on the dick and still don’t know who there trying to **** with
**** this ,stab next vag that’s busty
,next fad that touch me , screaming bloody murder
another buddy eating buddies burger
Custy Disappointed with the fist a oink dink
Piss in drink , found the missing link a sausage
Replace wit fryed vomit dog **** an don’t give a **** im honest
As abe in the slave trade , right Jefferson pissed the jeffersons moved up to the eastside
Jesus covered in pegan blood an sheeps hide ,
I got homies , phonies and you don’t know me’s
fo D’s a oz , jabronis try an tone me , n flow fresh
tone deff’d ,slow death ,bones left no flesh ,
talk bout my rhyme , take out ya mind with a 9 iron ironic
snoop all you want dogg I aint lion, im on it
to much pride for the pack , never hide in back
inside a my tracks ,hiding hyde and provide um a axe
hacks cant get a cut of my tracks
Sleep eye open , dead soon as its closing
Shoes On the telephone wire no strings
I know things pop ya glow ring with my dick , flowing over my nuts and your buts glowing
going I don’t give a ****, keep throating , u know u suck
I kill tracks ,wit real facts still cats mad cause there not
half as live , rap a cyph , to the after life , after laughter ,strife ,
**** your dead no ass ta wipe
Smash the mic
And god
Hand back the mic
ya’ll say where is god an then blame hip hop cause ur not hard an ur dicks soft
and cant get ya bitch off , ima have to cut my wrist off , to get her off my fist is this a hit prof ?
as I hit the top of her ribs split the skin an bust on her chest
Is this what you think of the game , ima have to say yes


thats what i think

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/dj-premier-cover

rip this kid a new asshole, soaked it in saliva
got this bitch mad, cause it tore to his vagina
do even have shoes to walk in dude?
the only friend ya have is the shadwin followin you dude
im ballin on ya dude, **** a ground pound
i put the stomp down, head off ya neck, watch ya still walk around
while the machete is tucked in my back pocket,while im walkin out
before i leave holla at you "look who's talkin now"
**** yo swag, **** yo flat brims, **** yo famous lugs
cause im bout to **** yo hopless romantic like drake does
"we fell in love in a hopless place!" yeah drake and rihanna
mistake me for drama, make me obama
take over this hole world, just me and gaga
ya headin in one direction foo, zig zag, jig jag, and up and down
flamin faggot humpin around
semen in various glad bags, cummin in guys hairy ass cracks
ya tracks are whack, ya lack the facts
wack a fag, bust in his ass, whip out a hussler mag
like "damn dames" watch the queer go blind for 8 days

just need practice and u need to learn some rhyme schemes and to use multi syllables

you can tell ur style hasnt fully developed , but that just takes time an practice


ur gonna realize , on this forum is a different class of emcees

every person here already records and practices everyday

MBK , a name to watch out for in the future

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hejVrKMKa7A

Once again hearing what I've been telling you
Multisyllabic ability, that makes me better, true
Using the same rhymes you've already lost with
I'm in no hurry, no delay, no forthwith
Hoping this doesn't turn into another battle
Cause once is enough, I don't want you all rattled
Roses are red, violets are blue
Keep rhyming weakly, and you, I'll outdo
There's no need for a lengthy rhyming scheme
When with a few rhymes, my lines with smart are teem
Sorry, was that too hard of a word?
Better than your dumb **** which truly, I abhor
Claiming this is your first time, like this is your haven
When you and I know you do this all the time. 24/7


This is only my second time so just be aware
To those who've been doing this for long, please do not compare
I will however, take constructive criticism
Cause I'm new at this, trying to figure out my lyricism

diss to some kid..he thought he was the king of rap...not on my watch lol
it was a 12 bar battle

i'll over throw the king even though its treason to me
people say become happy for once.......give me one good reason to be
if you step to the plate
and get in my face
i'll call for my army
i fight with my fist theres no way you could disarm me
your flow, metaphors, punchlines, and multies, dont harm me
dial the phone....get the calvary
all the way from calgary
advance, pay them hourly
to devour thee
why you look so surprised what you didn't know i could rap this
i'll choke you with the microphone cord that i use to rap with

last line i think it was bambi or whitey that gave me that idea
to use a microphone cord reference

drewfc....dumbbars lives

MONKEY ISLAND

[Intro]
My name is Guybrush Threepwood
A pirate in search of the treasure, Big Whoop
Maybe you can help me find it?

[Verse 1]
Check it, yo
A mighty pirate, a pirate to be
Sailing with my crew, we travel the high seas
We're off to save the Governor and find the gold treasure
And kill off evil zombies and pirates for bold measure
Yeah, Guybrush Threepwood, I've been through mad stages
There's talk about my daring adventures that last ages
But you don't see me talk like one of them
I don't use any pirate slang like some of them
Look, my mission, it's perfectly simple
Go through the trials and converse with the kinfolk
But make sure I don't flirt with any nymphos
who might use tricks to get me turning in limbo
If you don't know what I mean, I mean voodoo
Poke a sharp needle through the doll to abuse you
Confuse you, wondering where the pain is coming from
Doing lots of Jumping Jacks 'till you feel another one
Going on this adventure is troublesome
Without sword-fighting with some big scum, those ones are dumb
They're as vile as they come, so motherfuck them
I use my wit and talented skill to overcome them

[Hook]
I'm living and fighting on an island full of monkeys
Pirates, scumbags and alcohol junkies
This place is a zoo, I'm not lying
I'm living in a place that they call Monkey Island
I'm breathing in a land full of monkeys
Trying my best to survive in this jungle heat
This place is a zoo, there's no denying
I'm living in a place that they call Monkey Island

[Verse 2]
Monkey Island, this isn't Disneyland
This isn't a place where you can bring in your minivan
and have your little nap; the gorillas might glimpse you then
And might decide to run off with your nibbles and little pants
It's a dangerous move with these apes on the loose
And a bunch of pirates who might plan to slay you with tools
But if Guybrush is with you then it's safe and it's cool
'Cause his crazy moves are enough to sedate a buffoon
And put him in his place like a room or when a table is moved
so it's facing the moon, its bright lights making faces on wood
A hero pirate protects, so it's okay, "It's All Good"
like Will Smith when he rapped it in his amazing debut
If you're playing it, good!
Now you know what it's like to be cast
in a role-play where you find your own arse fighting at odds
Solving mysteries and clues, things that will frighten you up
Until you come face-to-face with the Ghost Pirate LeChuck!

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Still in search of that treasure, piling the whole map together
Almost on the way to finding that fantastic treasure
A daring pirate is always applying the most drastic measures
Come the beautiful climate or the baddest weather
I've gotta find it, but I've come across an obstacle, damn!
It's in the form of a scumbag called Largo LaGrande
He's a bully who once used to be LeChuck's little man
Long hair, crooked nose, wearing cargo pants
He won't leave me alone so I stick him with magic
And have this bitch twitching frantically like a stimulant addict
I'm good with this voodoo, ever so brilliant at it
Thanks to the Voodoo Lady and her mixture of batches
Now Largo's gone with the beard to resurrect his patron
Amalgamating the body parts and reconnecting the bones
Erecting his whole figure up so he steps on his own
Not like somebody who is homosexual, no!
So I finally find the castle, toe-to-grind with the asshole
He captures me and hangs me very high above an acid stove
Says to me, "I'll make a chair using your thighs and your cannon bones
And hear you scream higher than Mariah's soprano tone!"
I find a way to escape, then I strike a good match, it blows
Falls on the floor, ignites and the entire whole shack explodes
I fly from the damaged zone
Make a flight to Dinky Island, that is a home
to the treasure that this pirate's been searching for

Raw 

It don't matter where you go you can  find a crevasse in the street
no matter how strong you can crack from the pressure ya underneath
I'll just hit a hundred beats and hope to touch a seed comin from a money tree 
I Just want the fans to hear it and feel it
Same time Tryna get them helium lyrics
The **** that makes me rise up Goin straight to the top
Cleaning up this rap game and taking ya spot 
Think your great well ya not I'm comin raw with that microphone 
And screaming at ya fuckin dawgs in that Michael tone 
When I write a flow kill you dicks wit the **** rhymes 
Imma finish it off dog Vicks ain't gone heal u this time 
For the fuckin 6th time an emcee don't gotta click nines
A real emcee can prevail with mind power 
I'm a spider on the mic devouring fly rappers
Other rappers can't even match up don't be a bic with me 
My bad y'all joints ain't blowin up so I forgot the t- h ya c? 



Yo son it's mic messiah dog the fuckin rappa killa
When I come raw on that mic its sick like salmonella
**** that primitive cadence walk up to ya crew and spit in ya face bitch 
 u just got the crown cuz I haven't come to dick kick ya and claim it
You get the wrong vocal tone I'll snap ya neck kid 
My spot no heir to the throne I left ya breathless 
Speechless teller I'm coming raw with the pen never met a man as large as me 
This king stabs you in the head for saying you have as much heart as me
Maybe you missed it I'm crazy sadistic and greatest with writtens 
Baby just kiss it just kidding I ain't happy with the game at all 
You bump Asher Roth while I rip tracks that derail ya train of thought 
Optical lenses, forensics, rippin partial edges 
My minds an arsenal of weapons 
Lyrics are bullets mag emptied in seconds 
Funny how the higher power is stuck underground 
I'll slap the **** out squares with my dick cuz I don't **** around 
Brag about girls your wack tracks are maps I put my world on that 

It’s a throw away culture
The Razor blade vultures
Fingers in the garbage trying to get a cut
Bodies discarded ,Dieing, already dead as ****

verse1
Fired on the phone
To old to get a job
Retirement homed
Told ur old so go to god
Kids that you fed ,an put a roof over there head
Hospital bed, cant afford meds,
Holding ya forehead , bein beating an force fed
Beating the horse dead ,an dead whores givin ya son head for bread
Bedsores red ,sorta said your plug shorted the coroner repor ted
Son tripped on the plug , when he went to give ya a hug
Candy stripes, pullin out candy canes at Christmas
Hand over your windpipe like shhh im not finished
Mr pridis go back to sleep, no witness count ya sheep
no ones will miss this, Shhh mind ya business
Business on the mind,sign on the dotted line
Mrs karma blind ,eye’n the empty bed , how many u got in line
Rotten diein in the dinein room
Krusty dusty swept up n lie in broom closet caskets
Pez dispenser closed ur to old to pop pills
Pops chill have a chill pop still tops, cop kill murder rate
Birthday beefin eating burger cake head a ache **** Medicaid
Self medicate meditate educate reds two grays
N u want morphines ,two sons one fourty n fourteen
trying to snort dreams , away n play shorty wit your cream

It’s a throw away culture
The Razor blade vultures
Fingers in the garbage trying to get a cut
Bodies discarded ,Dieing, already dead as ****

verse2
add mo essence then adolescence lesson birthday presents a ounce a dmt testin ingestin digestin pressin amounts **** coming out by the pounds ,out by the pound dogs getting put down
over a broken foot now , whats running this world ,put the book down, a gun in ya girls throat
lord save me it wasn’t on safety tasty baby gravy lady made thee front page ,in a Mercedes grave
daily john doe prays please somebody claim me , jane doe smoking bambi’s mother needles filled with rabies ,people killin lately , make me wanna fill um pastries , if u feelin the villan tasty , killa in the villa using a pillow from macy’s ,pillow over ya face scene , freal though u got an ill flow why don’t you come out n face me, crack heads n leave um with brillow pasties ,rats says cheese

It’s a throw away culture
The Razor blade vultures
Fingers in the garbage trying to get a cut
Bodies discarded ,Dieing, already dead as ****


verse3
dear mom an dad
sorry I wasn’t dumb an sad
enough to pick up a gun n badge
kick up a pun n stab a vag with my dick up , this is a stick up
sick **** , no hiccups ( hiccup) **** sup spliff dutch n lift up
dad taught me keep my fists up ,wrists ,knucks,its up
to you mike use the force , news reports on life support
no guns knife or swords , ate the whole plate knife n fork , don’t **** with these pigs
don’t like the pork ,killin an death , pillin an children on meth isn’t what life is for
mourge necrophilliac ,said u were dead an she liked ya corpse gave you head
screaming kill the livin save the dead , burglar breaks into ur safe instead
carrying jasons head , meatheads chasing bread ,no longer safe in bed
throwing away ya dreams
throwing away ya teens
throwing away machines
throwing away the screams
of the dead yelling your
going ta pay fa me , this is worse then slavery , u kids got nothing to say ta me
throwing away ya teens
throwing away machines
throwing away ya dreams

It’s a throw away culture
The Razor blade vultures
Fingers in the garbage trying to get a cut
Bodies discarded ,Dieing, already dead as ****

is this a track yet

Going on my mixtape so even when it gets recorded it won't be out for a bit lol calm you nuts buddy boy

Hey, prof. It's our birthdays this week: yours on the 12th and mine on the 14th.

(sounds off a party horn and shoots his head off)
DOES ANYBODY FEEL LIKE A HAPPY MEAL?!

lmao mmmmm Mc Nuggets


jus ask whitey



n best of wishes Ill