Neverending Rap Battle

HEY DREW I RECORDED THAT VERSE JUST FOR YOU HONEY... ahahaha.

oh and you asked about if anyone is making beats? i'll make one for ya. just tell me what kind of beat ya want.

JUST FOR YOU DREW

thats probally my fav so far bambs u hit it right homie

Shove ya head up ur ass make u swallow ya words , ur shits sounds like something ya’ll just heard ,u aint sick cause ya barfin well ya fartin ,im starving marvin hungry enough to eat a martian an marshmallow cartman , carbomb carbon carsinigens wit some arsensic ,electric chair with your arse in it , blue your hair up , marge simps it ,son of a bitch , dog you aint son of a **** ,fart face , ya breath jsst stanks jebus, smells septic tank ,bang ya pancreas inflamed in pain butane torch with blue flame pull ,blue angels scorched wings off , you aint fly , till u smoke some sky , cloud 9 , why all they talk abouts nines, 9 months in the **** Cats have nines lives ,Macks have 9 wives,Dogg wit nines people drop dimes and you end up doing time, 9 pins in bowling, 9 balls in pool ,nicky nicky 9 door playin pin ball hicky nicky blowing me outside a school cool , theres 8 dimensions 8 hours of sleep b4 detention , 8 sides of that sign tellin me to stop but the v8 engine is revving past the cops,before eight of the great law enforcement turn me to a vegtable , my city they use horses aint that some horseshit, 8 pints in a gallon, 8 fold path to balance, one 8 hundred numbers callin ,go magic 8 ballin , with a figure 8, 7 chakras, 7 levels of ascension ,7 deadly sins , 7 days of the week, travel 7 seas , do drugs like the 70’s , , 1 plus 2 plus 3 equals 6 ,the atomic number of carbon, 6string guitar an ,6 senses,callin, 6 on ya phone mmmNO, blackberry in my pocket , keep 6 for the cops split before they hit yo optics ,sleep 6 feet deep, drinking away there six packs,dogs sick this sick that saying they have sick raps,I laugh like, what 6 stacks? of used condoms u jsst jacked from the aids clinic ?u said ur poor an couldn’t go to the grocery store n this only took six minutes,**** that’s sex is it ? this minute has sixty six seconds n u want fifteen minutes of fame when ur six teen with 6 teens an there mom who’s sixty, with six teeth, ,six six ,6 billion plus another six hundred sixty million us unannounced heads, on a count dead,Category 5 hurricane merging lanes with an F5 tornado,5 fingers , 5 toes, 5 sections of a body to dissect , buy a 5ver drinkin 5 alive give the dealer a high 5 on the down low ,put one in ya 5 hole pussies , spliffin I listened to Jurassic 5 n Jackson 5 b4 michael Jackson died ,4 sight , 4 life or death , 4 noble truths , 4 elements , 4 chambers of the heart 4 types of blood ,4 letters in love, four letters in **** , wut theres four letters in what that’s right slut, down 4 what ever trust for ever not enough im forcing 4 horseman under the hood ,four wheel drive formula one ride the four corners of the round earth huh ? goin for celestial tours 4 terrestial planets in our solar system,4 gas planets fueling the ignition,as for ya mouth 4 canines barkin it out , 4 incisors inside derr, 4 wisdom teeth,some knowledge for the tooth fairy ,at the 4 seasons ,4 suits playin cards for loot ,stupid as a four door coupe,,fast forward ,fantastic four to watch the invisible woman in slo mo,3D,3 primary colours, paint a picture,bruda,third planet from the sun,gutter,3rd times the charm, 3 days a 3 ways having sex with triplets erected, that’s a ******* trifective ,score a hat trick , ima shoot you some 3 pointers ,3 blind mice rat to ,3 little pigs, 3 musketeer these 3 stooges pullin 3 lil trigs, rollin 3 strikes, turkey,ya heard me I aint got 3 wishes ,2 dollars in my pocket , 1 buck for each of you ballers who talk **** ,sense u don’t want my 2 cents since 2 many people not acting like people takes 2 to tango, 2 step in the ballroom give my balls room 2 twos in twenty two,don’t take to many shots, or ur gut rots ,double D’s, Double the trouble,so double the bubbly,Double helix,helium numbers 2 , **** go drop a deuce deuce dos tres , u wanna talk the truth ,shoot,1 hydrogen 2 parts oxygen get ya wet ,1st there can only be 1 ,homies, cant have 2 ones that makes 11, don’t drop a dime at seven eleven that’ll send ya ta heaven , Zero’s are Hero’s cause there well rounded ,hero’s with zero deniro wishing they weren’t down a well found dead, in my twentys ppl living like its all bout money ,jss a lil money………..



Yea whitey you know id love for you to get on that track with us

yo bambs u want on that beat i just made buddy ?

hell yeah, i love that beat

So dre is og and your lil money so who am I

bust that, whats that? a gun? **** that
like a tic i'll flea the seen
releash this beast in me
bitches just cum to c
my fuckin d
look at this monster i've come to b
tongue her p
fuckin A
lookin up at this bitch like
"are you gonna cum today"
"yes baby, just keep toungin babe"
"anytime soon would be great"
*girl screem*
**** she came
literally, a little bit of **** and squirt
lookin like i was kissin dirt
wipped it out, pissed in her
dicgusting, im ressusa, tating
she was pregnant
**** i think i touch the, baby
should i stay b?
maybe if i leave, crazy what i'll be
so i bought her prada
outta go back to the ramada
voo doo stomp brah
goo goo gaga
im crazy baby, im faking this rapper ****
im into that passionate ****
im into that pacafist ****
im gonna fight wit chu
matter of fact i'll
buy you a diamond neck-less
and buy you fine dress
then ya down, then start bitin yo neck
and you fight back
i'll fight back with till yo blood spills on my lap
im like that

Only you true fags can turn a rap forum into a chat room
yall are wearin Victoria Secret not Fruit of the Loom
I can tell you guys get on this shut everyday
I'm taking you on in a critical way
Degrading you based in the things that you say
Until you start to casually fade
Like exponential decay
Oh and by the way
Professor I only have aids
Because while you were at work I fucked your bitch and your maid
Or where ever it is you go during the time
I'm putting your girls to sleep like singing nursery rhymes
I'm an Oreo: dark on the outside and white in the middle
I know when to back down there's no need to belittle
Someone who obviously has low self-asteem
Like Dr.King I have a dream
Where true MC's
And rappers of a lesser degree
with mp3s and
Rap cd's
can get along somewhat peacefully
And if you record over a beat,thinking your murdering
And want beef just know this isn't ******* Burger King

I'm more of a Hanes guy and cool its a rap forum we "chat about rap" **** off lay down 12 tracks in 2 weeks then talk to me bitch U say you want peace between rappers? Then don't come on claiming your a messiah to hip hop and start off your peace rap with "only you fags" and "I fucked your wife and maid" hippocritical rapper I'll destroy you on a mic text whatever oh and btw I don't like burger king I'm homegrown aha

GOD I FUCKIN LOVE BEEFIN WITH CRAPPY MCS

Now I know how prof feels ahaha

i never said dre was og ......

nice half ass rhymes.... fake mc. go beat off er somethin

Oh then what are the parts I thought u said dre was the of guy and you were lil money

is this a cry for help a damsel in distress
damsel in a dress
hansel in the dressing ,gretel in the oven
another couple bread crumb emcees in the dungeon
another couple dead dumb mc's is running
into some trouble , im seeing um in double triple quadruplets
bunch a thai hookers aint one that havent got fooked yet
what kinda real rapper, talk about underware ,im free bird my nutz come pre-pared
what you checking if theres hair under here
,faggot who u ******* ,with cocky mafuckers at my glory hole
hows the story go im cummin here
all over your ego , your equals , people u consider lethal
I consider wouldnt be so bitter wit a bit sulfuric acid
u sure sick basterd ,i used the urine n **** batter
get it ur in **** rapper ,lol ya thats its **** rapper
I have potent potential ,heart ,smarts and the souls essential
ur room for errors exponenetial ,i ex eponentials exo and brake its dental ,till its ribs collapse skull crack ,
i'll use your brain to give me brains if you think you all that ,
stains is what i think you call that
Lame bitches all whack
sit in circle jerks ,with a circle a jerks ,thumb up there ass rappers
seeing who can cum on a cracka ass cracker faster
chasing that gold dream ,guess u need ur proteins
coke heads think your cool u lil snowqueen
this lil snowballs gonna turn into a avalanche u never had a chance
u had a lance bass cd , n u use to jack off to the cover
and then ur brother got jt's and u started jacking off to each other
hopeing one day you could both be mothers
did I stutter or you just stupid moose head
u think u run the **** like you were shoe fed
yous fred , wil ma bam bam pebbles with barney bouncing betty
yous dead , no rebuttle , as the bed rocks ur society to rubble ,freddy
kreuged an freddy got fingered by scrooge mcduck u cartoon mcfuck
lemme piss on you an give you some mcdicks
either way ur gonna feel like ****
im as real as it gets, people dont pay there bills , they pay there debts
having to eat meals with plastic forks for every course
except the bag lunch in court , no handle on the door
ur locked in ya mind ,u aint droppin a rhyme
u need to start deepthroating an coughing on nines ,
call ur brother up n drop him a line
before the next time you name drop , what you sayin dogg
you aint insane fraud,martin luther ,would shoot ya
malcolm would X you u .... i would shoot the X too
after i slash the neck tubes, so u have have no eXcuse
for why you cant bloody flow , buried next to ur bloody bro
hope ur cuddly in that bloody snow , cool the **** down
I think i finally just busted my nut clown ,shhhh not now .......

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI that's misinterpretation of concept on your part and lyricism on mine.
And I ain't gotta do that cuz I actually have a life. Plus I work with EOM. So there's actual quality in our sound

Google oxymorons and quit bein so damn ignorant. I've seen middle schoolers with a better understanding of this than you

I find it hilarious how it takes 4 of you to take one guy.
I'll say this me and professor go back and forth. I admit he has respectable skill.
His shut is interesting to read.
I cant say the same about the other 3

This guy talks about piss like he's R Kelly
Creating my own lyrical vecchiarelli
Agostanelli
Beratdinelli
Iocabelli
Iocavelli
Zucarelli
On the edge feelin just a wee bit edgy
PUNCHLINES powerful like mini machavellies
Goin through these pages like watching the telle
Skipping em like I'm on the History Channel
At the lab with the equipment about to empanel
The perfect sample
And The perfect preset about to dismantle a couple of beats lyrically and manually with my instrument panel
MIDI board,mic and everything else
You sound like your mimicing Jarred Lee Loughnr
When you were little did you have a fear of monsters
Like the monster I'm fighting to keep inside
A treacherous duo like Jeckel and Hyde
You stock up on punchlines we're oversupplied
Side by side
Taking these "insults" and cast them aside
Concealing a forbidden rage like a rising tide
I can't let it out got to much pride
and to your surprise
I haven't dissed you yet
That's cuz I haven't tried
I don't need to I'll take that hatred and rise above it
"then why doesnt he back down" it's cuz I love it
That's what emceeing is all about
Not throwing fits and acting out
But being true to what your trying to do
Not attacking an adolescent with your entire crew
And these aren't concepts I realized they're concepts I knew
I'm being honest what about you?
All I care about are rhymes that are clever and diverse
Like the ones y'all had to Google at the beginning of the verse
Rocking a limited edition Knocksteady shirt
Ive worked with EOM,Tripmastermonk and even MURS
So before you pick on kids think about it first

fuckin crazy man

Everyone in the stands, are just waiting for my world to implode
there waiting for me to explode
my lyrics all over this paper
if you don't like my style your considered a hater
my mom, i hate her
because she always looked down on me
every time i did something good she was never proud of me
but i'm proud to be
the rapper that everybody just had to see
now look, i'm not blaming my sister because i know her disorder made her
crazy enough to turn my soul into water vapor
but after all that, i've become better
frozen lyrics that will leave cold weather
you should have worn a sweater for the cold i brought in
thanks to the devil i'm back at the arena i originally fought in

LOL LYRICISM?! that's not lyricism do u even know what a multi is? Cuz I haven't seen you write 1 and also I haven't posted a rap on here since you came on so your talking out your ass

Here's your whole style in a nutshell

1. You use single word rhyme schemes but you make sure (sometimes) that it's a long word so u can feel like its complicated
2. You use a completely irrelevant simile

Here's a tip
Learn what a multi is
Show respect to other rappers
Use a metaphor for once
And if your gonna brag about "punchlines" make them actually have punch

I'm better than you ask any of my homies ask any of your homies ask any person who knows a tiny bit about rap

**** off