Neverending Rap Battle

Big Pun verse 


I was homeless for some time wondering if I'd even have food 
While y'all rappers say you from the streets when you went to grad school
Sayin swags cool you don't know hustle, struggle don't know what it really means
 Actin like a thug while you strut ya stuff on those ******* skinny jeans 


It's obviously not done lol I just want to know if it seems like a good start I tried incorporating puns hard style and the fact that he's a real hard motherfucking and one of the realest thugs to do it

im been playin with this same kind of topic for a couple days. crackin myself up. and cokin myself down.

a chainsaw and pitchfork is what it comes down to
stuffin fags in my duffel bag tell me what's new
tell me how you feel when elton pulls somethin out and fucks you
stuck his bling up my asshole, was askin whos the king of the castle?
i was shoutin out "you are!" but i aint no fag though
stackin hoes, if ya dont like my ****, fast foward
blew a load on kardashians ass OH
actually chopped her up with axes and slashed throats
that's how far that goes
roundin hoes and sluts up with lassos
throw a match and some gas at a queer and watch the fag blow
get it fag blow? there i go again
"scotty, why do you act like such an asshole?"
i aint no homophobe (yeah right) and if i was, yeah so?
cant hate me for somethin i believe in and stand for
damn hoe, nice ass, get in the back though
throw me your purse, i put the trojans on the dashboard
quit screamin, why you freakin over the mask for?
aww ya need a tissue? you sad ya whore?
here ya go, some stilletos and a puppy labrador
she had the nerve to hop out when we got to the crib and slam the door
walked thru the back door of my trailor park home
followed by feds witness said
they saw a middle aged chick with a knife in her back found on my bed
nylons soaked in blood tied around her neck
and people call me a lunatic, **** that
im normal, perfectly sane, at times i can just me rude kid fuckin stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGPOpgvYP8&feature=player_detailpage

^anyone. to the topics i've been writin bout lately. check out Black Clouds "Shadowz in the Dark"

my basement is where creative **** happens
magical potions, overflowin, bubblin emotions
white hair flared, lookin like einstein, cruel thoughts on my mind
i aint comin with bit mocked or that same ****
i've come to give you the creation outta my basement
yep, straight outta my fuckin basement
quit bitchin and face it
^the hook

hey, you
me? yeah, lick this mase, yeah taste it
quit your gaggin, your fakin it
your fake, your Drake ****
other words you're nothin, ya basic
tempt me
---callin me basic, when these rhymes and flows over flow from my chemical potions
form into a scorpian, hear an evil dark deep accordian, bust a laugh
after the expermiment is over like Kevorkian---
yep you're right, i aint raw
i can change the subject of a song with a blink of an eye
your gettin prepared to be cracked like a beer sittin on ice
you best not be thinkin im nice
bitch did ya read the rule book?
did ya hear the cruel hook?
"yeah i did, it was cool stuff"
*slap*
where am i goin with this topic
is there a meanin behind these lyircs
nah fock it
i go from talkin like an american to scottish
so watch this, no meanin to nothin
im preposterous, stuck in the sticks
bitches ask "are you high?"
yeah high on the thought of you suckin my dick, bitch

nthn man just havin a lil bit of fun

man see ur level is zero mine is free
ma raps history ur rap not goin no were
yes i am the king of kings
there goes the clown darknova and tries to sing
but ends up with no career no life nothing
so here we go and come again
man ur raps bullshit we aint the same
ur endin no were ma endin fame

lol ok cool

King of kings? Jesus, this guy thinks a lot of himself i mean god
Its funny he thinks he raps like and angel but hes going to hell, odd?
Hes getting screwed by the after life bitch tits
Hes so gay he even likes fish sticks
Host is sleeping with the fishes, dead
Keep pissing me off ill make u give me head
a decapatation
wat u thought i meant blow job to help illz masterbation
Id never help ur guys gay sex drive
if ur here for the next round ill be surpised ur alive

man ur livin in a bad fantcy
hell no aint goin to hell
i am and will always be so many ppl's idol
i dont only murder rap batlle its cerses i kill
knock knock hows ringing the bell
and wtf i neva asked u to have sex with me,bitch are u gay
i didnt guess it its wat u happened to say

Fhfufnvhvnfj i didnt under stand a ******* word that was written
It must have been gibberish he was spitten
Trying to scramble for a few words to bend
Mathafucka this is rap not words for friends
So im sorry to dissapoint u lil cock
only thing ull win is lead from my glock
**** the bell it aint ova till the fat lady sings
Sorry i had to ur mom in the ring
I guess america lost another idol
I put him out so fast it was like he had an overdose of night quill
so **** the host im a parasite
And ur in for a scare tonight

man u didnt understand that u problem not mine
this was raped by a guy it for him its fine
bitch i keep wondering are u worth ma line
then i think of ur future story like once upon a time
there was a pissed rapper that neva reached fame
and got ass kicked by lil host sry but that part lame
and then he went rly insain
and tried to batlle lil host that guy was off his brain
he didnt know when he misses with me there no comin back
and that costed him a career attack
this story is wack
and the in the endin he got back for watchin GOSSIP GIRL and eatin MAC
but tell this happens u will always be a big fag
bitch u aint nothin and sry u aint bien TUPAC

Hey, I just noticed that I haven't seen the Professor around lately. I am worried about him. Anybody know where the ol' pro been hangin' out?

I'll assume your one of his Calgary homies? I can't say I've heard from him usually he puts up at least 1 verse a day but he hasn't done that for a couple days idk he has his periods where he vanishes hell turn up soon

http://soundcloud.com/mic_messiah/gotta-make-it

New shat muphukas

2 in one night yo I must have been in beast mode lol

http://soundcloud.com/mic_messiah/joker

lol in response " I WAS IN JAIL" just got released on bail, couple hrs ago and i just got home ...

so whats poppin? and no worries im back ima throw down some verses ...

ima go shower the smell of incarceration out a my skin and get a real sleep in my bed and then ima work on some beats and drop a verse or few


sup everyone , how have you been ?

fire man,,dope lyrics,,u need to get in the studio man,,,that was dope,,salute

Jail? For?

It's kinda been a ghost on here for awhile. I've been busy stackin ammo. haven't gotten anything for the collab yet..

Glad ya back home slice

breaks failed and there trying to say it was dangerous driving , but i had a choice hit a car with people or hit a pole i picked the pole ... to me that was a safer choice .

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/freshout

and the lyrics.....

Im here aint going nowhere , soul swear , can you see what I see , stareing at the eyes of death , tears flowing , here’s hoping , I got enough dope ta open ears , minds , binds ,time space , a face of graces faith replaces the wraith , taste the blood on the lip , love this spit , just got out a jail , out on bail , outta fail , all that’s left is success , puff zest , **** stress , reverse cowboy , stampede with the four horseman ,forcing the adrenilan coursing through the veins , subdue the pain , eye’s open pray for a day when you can move again , no longer paralyzed scared ta die, scared a lies ,pair a knives on the track , cutting twice , a ******* splice gene , homo genus , no fagget I wont give you brains genius , speak with emphasis , sentences after sentences a paragraph of new charges a book of old ones , no guns ,no drugs , jus mo thugs an violence , sirens flashing car crashing , heart gasping , door collapsing ,colloseum clashing with titans , fighting an writing my wrongs , all night long , just turn a mic on , n burn a pipe bomb and blow up , ask is the answer cancer ? the only way you can grow up , go into the meat locker leave with cold cuts , swoll knucks , look at jsst bout any atlas who wanna combat this and say whats the hold up … heart on fire , im going to hell , to rebel and take out the devil and my personal demons , dreaming of the day I can wake up ,mistakes suck ,at least at peace cause this beast is not on the list of fake fucks , no dildo,s , come again ? this real flows … look up at the heavens screaming hell no … from a pen to a pencil stencil mental on an instrumental an think about it … get out sit on the train ride the tracks ,live an die by the facts , cause the way you F’s act … I never front on life n I got deaths backs , Deaaaaathhhs baaaackkk



Peace Prof