@thedarknova,
THE WATCHER (thedarknova DISS)
[Intro]
Oh, Mr. Darknova
You are never gonna learn, are you?
I would’ve thought you’d get the hint by now but you just end up wanting more
You insolent little man!
[Verse 1]
Things just ain’t the same for gangsters
Whether you’re in New York, London or Havana
Everybody wants to be tough these days
with their tough characters, and these rough clichés
But very bad things can happen from acting
Darknova is so stupid that I should just stamp him
until he make holes straight in the underground
I don’t know how he can strut around, he’s a ******* clown
I’ve seen him come, and I’ve watched him go
But everybody knows that he’s just a ******* cock-a-roach
Rough from coke, now his gut is bloated
from smoking too much crack, yet he loves to gloat
I should bowl him over like ten-pin bowling
I think maybe my big friend in his face will show him
He’s a crazy guy, so **** him, meng!
If he’s the darknova, I’m the Big Bang!
[Hook]
Everywhere that I go
People use too much coke
I’m surprised they don’t choke
From the amount that they smoke
Everywhere that I go
They put on fronts just for show
It’s only fair that they know
That they’re just stupid as hoes!
[Verse 2]
It seems that my verse after the last didn’t teach him
So it’s up to me to give this joke a little beating
And by “beating”, I mean a whup-ass right in his butt-crack
and leave him on the floor smashed so his pals can have a laugh at him
(Ha ha)
I’m gassing him, I’m nabbing him, I’m grabbing him
Canning him like plastic tins of mackerel fish stashed in his granny’s fridge
Gashing him with nappy pins
and grassing him like fat bags of cannabis had by Jamaican rasta friends
Boot him in the sack, shoot him in the ass
Euthanise this man, whoop him with a crack and put him in a cast
Fool him with a laugh (hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha)
Then put him in the bag, cook him into ash and tomb him in the grass
He won’t hit me with a metaphor, get me with pathetic bars
Stick me with weapons, or even pick on me forever more
‘Cause he’ll be in the bedded floor
with sticks covering every part of his body as he rests through dawn
where the horses get extra forage
However more, it’s Illustraight that gets the better score
whether he’s playing hockey, tennis or even skittle ball
Let it go, darknova, this battle is over
.... Just admit it, faggot, it’s over!
[Hook]