@thedarknova,
Word, k copelin is nothing
Maybe you can bring him back because you want to hump him?
Go on, cousin, bum him!
It's obvious you pity that fool
The reason he got booed is because we put sticks to that dude
and make him hide away
He got jumped when he stepped in the pool hall
Prof smashed him, and I poked that pest with a cue ball
Whiteymofo left him with his nose red just like Rudolph
And Bambino stomped on him, and left his neck and his jewels all
squashed and crushed like a box of chopped tomatoes
Kicked him all the way to Obregato
Then down to L.A., where he got custom-modeled like a Bronco
And sent on his way to the races in Monte Carlo
How can you spit like the Sun if you're dark?
That's like saying you can find tables in a mini-mart
You're not a man, nova, you're a silly kindergart
A stupid kid at heart with a little shitty personality
And frankly, I couldn't even match it
if I lit a match and set fire to the candlestick
And as far as free whores go
I don't even have to pay your sister to give me a job and some nachos
But she pays me to give her the stupidest rim-licks
And shove a dollar note up her booty like Kwik-Fit*
I'm honestly not the best at sex jokes
But this is the best I'm gonna get from this lesbo
My tongue-in-cheek is guaranteed to make her get wet
And make her fly off like Jimbo the Jet Set**
A-har, me old hearties, hit the sex deck
Man her floorboards, and dig up the breast chest
You rank me the leader of a family
I'll make my crew put your females into casualty
And make all of your she-males suffer tragedy
Send them away like an e-mail to your faculty
Go right ahead, post another crap verse
And we'll get the judges to decide whose rap's worse
Yours or mine? Hmmm, it's a toughie!
Deal Or No Deal? Let's open up the box and see .....
* Anyone who is from the UK will know what Kwik-Fit is.
** Again, anyone who is from the UK will remember Jimbo the Jet Set.