Neverending Rap Battle

Tempted typa viper-entitity’ bout to be levitatited above this primitive mentality,
Impatiently rattlin’ this full military revival like two hundred and four timpanis;
My airtime is my mealtime n its ‘boutime these suckers ‘boutface me,
Naïve kittins made privy as imma bout ta impale em like my first eight-eight martinis….
Germ-size cyborg- cicadas with machete teeths and another version of me,
Endemics of mini-paramedic ghosts that flows and mess like my many emetics,
Emaciate these worms like their poor excuses of metephors and poor excuses of emcees.
Gangbanger dopplegangers are ornaments for my dashboard,
Imma bobblehead tormenter as I remount my bad-past hoards,
Makin motor monuments of ya nuttin’ moments,
Like I could easily go ballistic and storm it,,
Little lilacs for the urns of all ya worms,
in yer little circle-jerk tournament;
But I been yer mentor since the moment I muttered,
and yer basic attacks must learn to be pluristic.

Haha...I like this one. Something just happened. The stuff is easy all of the sudden....hey that tournament should be fun but I don't wanna play cuz I would rather judge. Good luck to all...I'm looking forward to it!

thats cool,,and this was a cool drop,,glad u suck around to bless us with them,,you can vote,,we put up a voting system so check it out,,goodlooking,,,its scheduled to start monday,,give dudes some time to write their ****,,holla

talking with shutdown this is looking like its going to a really fun comp , we are going over the rules an roster

everyone get down , its all in fun the more the merrier

Yes sir

Rating System 1-10 for each of the 6 categories

Punchlines- Jokes , jabs and anything that is offensive (1-10)

Multi's- effective use of multi-syllables , ie. You need “air-ta-breathe” ,seeing clear crystal ball “therapy” or think-about-it-ink-a-scalp-quick (1-10)

Metaphors-heart of a lion , hands of steel (1-10)

Structure/flow- using lots of multi-syllables, using consistent amount of syllables per line , using alliteration . (1-10)

Wordplay- name flips , word flips , double meanings , word bending ie . were 2 rappers of different pedigree decapitate ya soul so u’ll never get ahead of me (1-10)

Personal’s-punchlines that are specific to that person or flipping what they have said in previous battles name flips are catagorized in wordplay and personals. (1-10)

3 judges -2 main judges and a wildcard judge for each battle
16 bar rounds
24 hrs to write and post
There will be a wildcard slot , if you don’t make it past the 1st battle you still have an oppurtunity to comeback in .
Final battle rules – 32 bars and 48hrs to write an post

NO HARD FEELINGS [/size][/b]

new member signing up tommorow shout out to are new member Frost

If everyone on the roster can confirm , that'd be great .

Shutdown -if your battling we need someone else to judge , but thats no problem im sure i can find someone , but ima see if dudu C wants to take your place .

but as is with no new entries , here's what its looking like.

Frost vs ShutdownPow
Whitey vs Bambs
Samy vs illustraight
Dfc100- Sin2win


Judges - Professor , Kopelin and wildcard judges

Nah. I'm gonna judge this one..working this weekend anyways...we got enuff to fill the slots..I wanna see how it plays out..well just have the wildcat judge all the way thru

what about me?
im sorry for before

excuse me gentlemen but can i join?

your forgettin KOfactor and a couple others

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I FINALLY PUT A PASSWORD BAR SO NOW PEOPLE CAN SIGH UP

Ugh u again how many times I gotta kill u
How many times do I have to out skill u
I had to exchange my brain for **** just ta feel u
Had to say Darknova a thousand times to feel real,too
Ur a tit and imma bout to milk u
To feed the the child I got raped ya
See how wild I got when I duct taped ya
To the bottom of a pond u were sleeping with fish a duck video taped ya
Given a tuna fish head
I was pumpin ya full of lead
I'm listen to busta rhymes
While u bust tables for dimes
Tryin to bust some dope rhymes
And failing uppin the rate of crimes
I'm watching u rap for scraps
Try to scrap together a rap
Trying to prove u good
Motha fucka I rule dis hood
Every one bag on me
Brag how they a dope mc
And just cuz ur name starts with it doesn't mean ur I'll
Even Hellen Keller has more skill

Ur apocalyptic narsisitic antitheistic
I'm 2pacaliptic and a bout to rip it
While u rip one and shart in ya pants
Wanna come at me fine let's dance
Show my fist how to behave
I'll take on all y'all show u how to be brave
Carve wat u want on my head stone
U give good head when ur stoned
Im already dead dats y were the afterlife
U can join the dead too when u taste my knife
Ur a waste of life
Got stabbed fitty times
U spit shitty rhymes
I don't have a mom
I was born of an exploding star I'm da bomb
I'll warp ur mind
I'm a warp in time
Bitch I'm da future
U look like my gootch hair
See be gone **** off
Il come back later and finish u off

@dre and apacolypse...prof and me gonna go over the matchups..so eight wasn't set in stone...I'm gonna judge..so one of u can take my spot...looks like some good interest here..we have time to set it properly

I think I'm gonna sit this one out man. Lol

Just so y'all know, if I end up judgin'...

I am probably gonna judge easy in the "flow" Kategory (ie, number of sylables can vary if rhythm works [triplets can take the same space as a quarter beat])
and tough on the "metaphors" (ie, yer gonna need to make me see something new and abstract through yer concrete imagary).

That's just me...the whole judging thing is obviously subjective, but I just thought it might be fair to give a heads up. Overall the Pro' and I are on the same page.

it's like im bein captured by the witch of wizard of oz, cause im runnin out of time

^anyone get it?

Mmmmm..I'm trying to remember the movie..there was something about a clock or something I think..and running...mmmmm...illustraight usually gets em...lol

whatsit mean?

That's cool k...judge how u see fit..everyone has their own standards...just trying to get guys to see what it takes to elevate in the battling arena