Neverending Rap Battle

Don't know what the Wizard listens to. In my opinion, as far as hip-hop goes, you might like (if you haven't already heard these):

RJD2:
Deadringer (2002)
Since We Last Spoke (2004)

Haiku D'Etat:
Coup de Theatre (2004)

Jakki Da Motamouth:
God vs. Satan (2005)*

I like these albums anyway. They are best listened to as albums, though, not as a bunch of individual tracks.
*Not implying anything by that God vs. Satan album. The album is just really cool and clever.

Guess I kind of date myself with these things. Really only listen to Christian music nowadays and not much rap or hip-hop. Peace.

Shcool is whack so is you, can you hear me
Let me repeat my self you whack man
Check, can you see my middle finger, huh?
Do you see it, it is pointing at you
Let's just follow one fact though
Fact that you cannot rhyme
You handicap that's all
Wan't more, here we go IF you **** with me
I'll be you nightmare
I am not looking for anything Out of this retarded battle
I just want to know How many idiots like you
Live around thinking they're cool
Oh and please clean your pants
Cuz when you **** them they began to smell bad
Am I over yet, **** not, check it
I speak English for ******* 16 months
But already, What ? I kicked your ass hou
Batlle is over its enought for you
And next time don't forget to bring
Extra pants before we start, idiot

Here's a white flag I suggest you start waving that bitch
That verse was so bad it left the whole page in a stench
Ur **** looking grave in this bitch that was a lazy attempt
Get more brazen with english we ain't raising no kids
This is grown man **** ur linguistics to simplistic
No comprende that written like egyptian hieroglyphics...

NO DISRESPECT...BUT..THINK ABOUT WHAT UR GONNA WRITE!!!!

He ho I just wanna say Hello
Yeah I though sitting on my butt
What I gonna to write
But wait did you say that I cannot Freestyle
Stop is that cuz I am white
Man look at Eminem
How about flag I don't give a ****
You can write but you got no swag
Hey bitchass what you gonna say
That Russian kid cannot be great
I'm insane but not in your case
You ******* handicap that got raped in an ass
By your father at your own room
Wanna see it? No its awful
Oh and about hieroglyphics
Suck my dick please I speak English
Class dissmissed bitch

you think you good with lyrics i dont wanna hear it u got a ways to go
you speak english but sound like you learned it three days ago
you dont gotta recite your features to me
you act like i can see u through the computer sceen
theres no way your insane cuz u put that to rest when you wrote your name
your leaving this site with big regrets
bitch you can even freestyle on the internet?
dont complain about your color we dont give a ****
im white too so dont use that as a crutch
bambs and prof are white theyd put a hurt on you
steven hawkin aint even walkin he could write a better verse for you
but wait a minute i realized why your insane
cuz vinni sane got a messed up brain if he thinks he got some game

Hey i'm new here nobofy wanna **** with me
you'll catch ******* H.I.V.
check it by your yellow pee
just tell me im a G
Going to the clubs cause im a V.I.P
now i'm a millionaire
i aint got a million pennies to spare
all the ladies hoppin on me like a tic tac
until i break your bitch off like a kit kat
i don't got to battle cause the heats off
yo bitch is on me like a seesaw
this is like a clitoris
i'm rippin it this is ridiculious
wanna battle me are you crazy or just delirious

is your name isaiah?

are you braggin bout havin hiv?
funny the guy wit a fruity name caught agay disease
your making it easyfor me wit tht fuckin lame flow
uppercut the homo till he tastes the rainbow
yo im chewin you up
your riding my dick and your glued to my nuts
this bitch thinks his dicks fat?
its so small when girls ride it they think its a tic tac
so as far as losses youll take another
cuz imma leave skittles seeing colors

You want some proof that I am insane
You ******* racist who cannot get away with language
Maybe some stuff does not make sense
**** it I can do you even when I got no brain
Freestyle bitchass, wait is your last name
You got so mad when you raped your hand
Cuz nuts so big, but got no sperm in them
How I know, the answer is your mother
She saw and she texts me later saying
This damnass jurking all over the house
******* bustard who think that can rap
But sucking dick every night from his father
Oh and next time when you see your face
Wash it, it got semen on it

Opps. Sorry ones again
you just accepted that you're gay
Stupid homo got no penis in his pants
that's the reason why this bitchass is so mad
Look at him he's stupid clown
That lost after circus took of
You rhymes so bad, not gonna start
Let's do just this way
You got no rhymes, you make people cry
Cuz when you rhyming people laugh
They laugh so much that every person
Who start read starting throwing up
Oh, and sure I don't just pissed of
I am ******* crazy, not you stupid hore

no just no

No, I'm not delirious, but I can make you see things which aren't there
Like Mallard ducks with dark hair
Your fun, it stops here
You're as appealing as market stalls on the shop square
Leave you with Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart there
Mr. Pimp with a Snoop Dogg feature
Fit to **** a chick using Too Short's penis
My rhymes will make this millionaire broke
That's an oxymoron, but you can call it a literal joke
Strip him of his Richie Rich suit, get swindled for his shekels
Take all of his profits and have them delivered to the beggars
'Robin' his 'Hood' just like the archer in the forest
Aim a bow at him point blank, and pop him in the bollocks
or nutsac, as they say in the States
**** around in this ************, get sprayed in the face
Get laid like a prostitute in a whorehouse
Watch your fortress get torn down
It'll be too late for the brigade to drag Skeletor out
All the ladies hop on you? Wow, your balls must be sore now
Dr. Herpes will see you now; "Now pull your drawers on down
and let's see if we can get to ze cause of this problem.
Oh, dear. It looks like you've caught a lot of warts around
your penis - it's virtually smothered in boils now.
Let me burst them for you, and you can wipe the blood off with a towel."
You've just been worked on by Dr. Nick Riviera
Now tell me, can someone's death from AIDS get any clearer?

Look man
y'all fools seem like yall some wack ass bitches
Causin I'm ballin dude, see why y'all some mascot chickens
Them hoes ain't callin you, cause she like my bad cock thickens
I'm talkin Bad tall bitches, and her ass ball with me,
Nice ass long figures, I'm finna take take her down nonstoppin
Like a nascar innin
Ain't no stoppin me, hell nah
Got that goods, hoes boppin me
Like I sell cars

Lol jp just trynna see wussup

What's a "hore"? You're not making sense
In fact, none of the verses you scribbled make ANY sense
How dare you even pick on Whitey? You're being a little wily
I'm sorry, Wile E. is a genius; you're Willie the Giant
'Cause you're getting big for your own good, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes
You're a flash in the pan, only cooking couscous
Oh, you're crazy? We are too, whoopee-doo, dude!
Tutti frutti, allrootie, make a doody poo poo
Booby coochie goo goo, talking like a baby
For a guy whose name is Vinni Sane
Your style is lame and pretty plain
Your rhymes are fake like 50's chain
The amount of time you waste trying to size your little frame up
is becoming a bit of a pain
You can't rap to save your life, but you can take some Sane advice
and quit half-stepping with your two hinds and your crooked legs
You half-assed Gorilla Zoe, with the mind of Lil Wayne
Hide behind your glitter brace, you're another Gucci Mane
But no-one likes commercial rap that's made its way into this game
and brought the genre down like the Pentagon by a little plane
Besides, how quick down do you think the Tower Twins came?
I take you out like checkers, you can't mess with my thinking game

Ok that's my mistake. I spelled word "whore" some weird way
You think I make no sense, but what is it?
Experience.Which none of you have
Take your time little weird off,to spit a rhyme.
Why?Cuz you need hour for ******* freestyle,
you cannot spit like I do, so **** you
About baby. Nany fany **** your mouth for a penny
I don't give a **** about what you saying
I bet somewhere there on other side of screen
Sitting immature idiot who think that he can spit
There's no such a thing that will hurt me, bitch!
You cannot go against Vinni with it
Check you pipe does it have hair on it
Mine is, so when you'll have a bush like me
Will see if you should even try to spit
So what about Wile E, I think this guy in love with him
Cuz you defend him like he is
Or he cannot rap anything!?!
So you now trying to response me
Look faggots, I don't care what you think
Battle's not over I wait for answer BITCH

@VINNIE,,,,I LOVE TO REBUTTAL,,,AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID THIS,,I AM NOT EVEN GONNA RESPOND UNTIL YOU STEP UR BARS UP,,I WAS HERE ONCE,,THOUGHT I WAS THE ****,,REALIZED I COULD BE A BETTER WRITER,,CAME BACK AND LEARNED SOME ****,,I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME,,,NO DISRESPECT,,I SEE SOME POTENTIAL,,,,,,welcome dj skittle,,,whats good sin,,whitemonkey,,and my dude illustraight,,check yall tomorrow,,peace

Man I'm trying to RAP. I rap only for 2 weeks, I write all the time as much as I can. I moved from Russia, so I used to rap in Russian too. Thanks bro, for suggestion but I still need to practice with somebody. Ya know. Thanks again

SKITTLES submittals look like convoluted riddles
bars a joke easily broken like peanut butter BRITTLE
dont wanna fiddle son,that turns into a swan song
you wrong for dancing in front of the mirror to thong songs
we SNICKER at what he say,,DJ way out like the MILKY WAY
my flow go in a silky way,,,still be spittin at filthy raves
built to stay,,,ur speech bumbling mumbling incoherent
no experiment ur CANDY ass will get chewed like SPEARMINT
my paragraphs never attacked as even a little bit wack
do us a favor MR.WACK ,please only 4 bars like a KIT KAT,,gone

Don't even need to name a few , bounce kangaroo's mangle crews
bottomless pit hang ya dudes , blow a load in hip hops nose so sick
n sneezing just came atchu , came unglued
ya'll worried bout the fame that you attempting to attain
tempting ya brains , no exemptions inventing change
to much tension tends to leave tendons deranged adrenilines ta blame
I just jacked ya bikes an did a 360 out the halfpipe
laugh like ya'll aint pedaling a thang
metal in the veins atamantium ,Weapon X
an ya'll candy dumb , vanity scum whats f'n next
, u think ur nuts get off profs dick insanity won
I dont even wanna battle like grab the mic
n stab ya life , always doing wrong cause he pens an pads it write
frequently sattlelites frequency so show some decency when ya speak ta me
weak emcees , aint beefin me ,they want the cash cow
aint so funny when the class clown takes off his mask now an blast sound
got that fire inside prometheus past down
phoniex out the ash now
how you gonna murder me , in emergency for third degree
when i burn emcee's with certainty certain these dirt emcees
aint getting paid cause they don't work for me ,Mercury rising
ima make it simple simon , rain man , Forrest gump
u can only ignore it once after that , pure ignor-ance Dunce cap sitting in back
i use to flip that pull a b-rabid out the hat .................

speak sound , still got all his teeth now after those beat downs
bounce between feet n ground , they wanted him sleeping sound
no weeping , started dreaming of better days
dont ever say I didnt say there was a better way then dead n grave
RIP ur hair off an leave ya head engraved you dont scare prof
molotov what you call a thought an burn some ideas in ya head
you lil fiction fairy's go read a dictionary ,
heavy weights see how much ya diction carry , frickin encyclopedias in bed
, well my dicks in mary
******* high flying air, he baried his thoughts in 51 area's,
between hades an aries polaritys bruh , polaris , poseiden cherish his trident
as all you gum shoes should too