Neverending Rap Battle

What's the deal with the mic dawg! Dieing to record here man

Dreams are illusions demons intrudin
Hopefully I wake up to a simple life cuz this ones confusin

are you calling yourself the mic messiah lol ? and its in the mail so u should be getting it soon and GOOOOD use all that hunger to record

Wadup its been some time... Anyways check it. Randomly kickin rhymes...

Ayo
I'm like Mr Anaesthetic put ya to sleep then smother you with plastic/
Watch the clock tick as your blood drips/
slowly down the edge of my fingertips as I release the grip/
on the same knife secs back had you throat slit/
Bitches force flipped, they be talkin ****/
nursin their infected clits, curses deflected at will/
Impossible to write these verses without a pill/
**** that, this bloodlusts turned to a ritual of daily kills/
I paralyse your rhymes like spinal chills/
Crippled Jack the Ripper, widened that smile of his/
Twas my style he bit, my violent wits/
My silent spirit made him the dark knight he is/
Parents used to see them children slicing wrists/
Apparently they never could have imagined me writing this/
Nights are bliss, sick of speakin through a fighter's fist/
Suicide evaded me twice, that was when I realised Life's a bitch/...
I terrorise emcees with eyes that see deep/
True lies or beliefs, I catch em all like a disease/
Behind the crease, is a sign of peace/
Cross the line, and your body's seperated from its knees/
This aint no writer's block, this a masterpiece of rhymes/
Crafted in time, draftin your ass back to the land of mines/
Rappers stand and sigh, cipher ground below em blackened skies/
Raps a war and I'm fightin fair/
At a height that'll scare any wannabe who thinks he'll dare/
If a glance could kill, them I'm tryin to stare/
Rapin your career 'fore strippin it bare/.../...

Yes lol

Thanks man. Always no you could help. Im thinkin about building a booth once my dad buys a new place.

(Bambi)
mix slang flow, cruisin down the road
hand out the window, as i go
no one can match the evilness in me
no one can beat or match the B
buzzin like birds and the bees
stomp your feet, cause you feel this beat
you may not notice me, but im all you see
I'm malicious, delicous
efficent collision open your insision with a fishin
hook, no hook for this track, no number for a stat
this is a tickin time bomb, yeah, so i insist you step back
so let the cat out that bag, i bet ************ doesn't come back
im strapped with rap and dynamite with a match
it ain't lit but you still step back
that's all i ask, so step back outta this crap
cause you aint **** matched to this match
and that's that, so yeah, go ahead recline in your seat and kick back 
c'mon

(me)
(calm)Lets switch it up though Imma small mc lookin to grow 
Wherever I go people be pushin me yo 
(slowly rises)But im gonna stop that crap cuz now cuz when I rap y'all sit back on ya couch just to cusion the blow!
With a mic in his possession this kid is a weapon 
Its like a smith and Wesson 
Ain't graduated but I'm still teaching these rappers a lesson
Mess with me? F with me make some noise if you wanna step to me 
(pause)
See yo nobody will mess with this crap 
Tracks are like maps cuz I put my entire world on that 
I jab jaws with hack saws mcs get smacked off 
When u hear me you suddenly think your Jill on a hill jack off 
People used to say I had predictable lines 
Well y'all must have simplistic minds 
Cuz this verse is full of simple rhymes 
But I bet y'all weren't expecting me to get so much buzz this time 
Optical lenses, forensics, rippin partial edges 
My minds an arsenal of weapons 
Lyrics are bullets mag emptied in seconds 
Speaking of seconds in a matter of minutes 
Me and Bambi both proved we can rap circles round these bitches
So if you step to us yo u get smacked 
Mic ripped from the grasp of your hand and gets smashed 

(Bambi)
smash, yeah, smash through the glass
head strapped to my ass, so of course im an ass
shoot for stats, just to see who will last
a shootout, now, who can match
who can match, how many words will i match
these words, you'd swear i was notorious
you'd swear, i was strapped with swords
hangin you and crew from the celin with extension cords
on my knees yellin at the lords, for my freedom
these lyrics, don't over read um
cause i dont even read um, im in my own world 
yeah, read or weap um
throw the water im on fire
you couldnt burn me even with a curlin iron
now my voice is tired, i must be a lier
cause even it was tired i would still be fightin

(me)
Ill just Keep fighting ill just keep writing
Brainstorming to the point where I spit lightning 
Cuz damn i spit electrical its Raining metaphors, just plain incredible 
You don't get it? Mic messiah here to make the game respectable 
Cuz now adays it seems they will let anyone waltz right on in 
Just cuz my boys name is Bambi don't mean he'll freeze if you put a light on him 
It should be, illegal what I do to this M-I-C 
Police are on the scene convictin me for murder in the third degree 
Complete slaughter deserving of the death penelty
This is just an example if the pen mightier than the sword
Leave with ink on your spinal cord 
Get hurt with words and killed with a verse 
Im The mr miagi of rap the wise master
Spider on the mic devouring fly rappers

(Bambi)
and I ain't eatin candy cuz I have the rapper
Have him in the jaws of life and I'm snapping his back backwards

(me
Haha backwards let's get real y'all are head over heals ya backpackers 
Funny these rappers are crumbling under pressure from a couple crackers

(Bambi)
yeah these r 2 crackerz on a track
If you dont like it you can lick the **** runnin down my ass crack
So kiss my ass

(me)
But you'd probably enjoy it cuz y'all are fuckin bums 
Plus asses are where most of your lyrics are comin From


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ocNLI2kJ8

im flippin these lyricals/ in specific sequences of syllables
bouncing different sounds of words around
like im verbally juggling predicates verbs n nouns
im especially precise as surgery
perfectly positioned upon the battle ground
my artillery consists of 26 alphabetical letters of weaponry
in which i impose with sick militant flows
from a vocabulary of intellect and intelligence i posses/ i suppose
who gives a ****/ i dont know
but im vocally roid ragging
dropping undetected bombs from a droid
i control from an undisclosed location

socks u suck cock u cant rap for **** go die in a pit imma beat yo ass and shadder u like glass imma be on top ur just at home cleain wit the mop ull never make it to 8 mile just stay home and clean that tile im on fire u look in ur pants and say damn i blew a tire its ok his name is Clarance he satnds wit a sgin sayin im on clearance man ur so whack no girl will wanna discover ur sack ur mom is the one wit the rubber sayin ill **** u for a doller i get pussy her wat u get gay and queer? he puts ads on google sayin hey ladies suck my 1mm noddle wat u gonna do boy cause i dont wanna battle a half chewed sex toy

my lyrical fitness is equivalent to an olympic gymnasts
with skills unlimited and limitless endurance
i know i can be overly anaerobic with poetics
so if you dont know me / this is the one and only
mathematical maverick packin bad ass acrobatic flows
im not your typical socially digital individual
im the type of person serven certifiable verbiage
i'll split a swish and fill with half an eighth of that
killa from cali gods gift so call it godzilla
god dam godzooki
that icky sticky had me all hong! kong! thinkin i was a newby
but i been at this for hella long
ever since the signals were analog
and cannabis wasnt prescribed medically accessible legally

ya I won my rap battle with it!

with raps so phat that flow so fresh
if i rhyme to many lines
they run a risk of cardiac arrest
so ima go with a minimum
flow with the venom
no one is stoppin
a neurotoxin attacking
the central nervous system
and since ive got your attention
listen age is irrelevant
whether im six seven eight or nine
this is the evidence i spit sick in every rhyme
but if it isnt of your kind then
line em up flow for flow toe to toe
my lyrics are to quick to slick to hit
when i switch orthodox to south paul
dont get caught with the left hook across the jaw

packs of pestilence , testin testaments ingestin mescaline,
species speaking fieces an excrement , expectin excellence ,
out opression
,dead presidents,pressin individual expression
out the question
its about the essence
malevolent and devil sent lack intelligence an control of elements
benevolence evident in the heaven sent from the souls pre-eminent's

lol nice

the four horsemen in the fourth dimension is chillen
apocalyptic when spit this
oh **** almost forgot to take the penicillin
lyrically im killen, i flow parallel to immortality horizontal
i plead the fifth when it comes to the forces of fundamental
mock my rhymes n get chalked lined and used like a stencil
this ain't no scan tron test to see who's best
put down the pencils

yo i appreciate the words, got me thinking in a different direction
thanks

Wanna battle kid? Write a battle verse unless u just want me to respond to this

im not really tryn to battle but im down to be inspired i just enjoy the words

Well lemme give u a few tips
1. Big words mean nothing without a bigger meaning behind it think of rap as like a dissection of an animal only the skilled scientists (rappers) should be able to get to the true meaning less skilled will only break skin and see it as its basic Form

2. Like I said before just remember rap is more than words

3. Multis - rhyme more than just the final word rhyme the work before it rhyme entire statements if you wanna and try internal rhymes this is a key example from thesaurus "I don't get it why this guy from portland battle
I mean Scotty pippen always lived in michael Jordan's shadow" internal rhymes and Multis are shown in that line it's true mcing and with your vocab and a lil practice you could be really good keep it up homie

yo i appreciate any info and tips im with it,
sometimes with out actually knowing the person writing the rhyme one might perceive it differently then it was meant to be? or is the goal to relay the bigger meaning with less complexity?

If you can coincide them together your golden prof does that very well I personally worry about meaning such as metaphors if I can figure out a good scheme with it that's just a bonus but it's about personal preference either skill is still a great asset