Neverending Rap Battle

You know I'm in club, all fixed up
drinks mixed and my body all inked up
Fucked a pregnant bitch in my car with the sick stuff
yea we do it six times on my fuckin wrist watch
cause i fresher then a Tic Tac
comitin' slaughter, came outa water
yeah my bitch wet and so is your daughter
Check you engine cause the race is on
and pray to me cause God is puttin a show
And Satan is wrong but imma do it anyway
niggas was told not to **** with heavens saint
what hates talkin blah blah, they suck
they dont believe they say just what the ****
nigga like me fucks class cause I do it classy
your haitin just wrong, and your words are trashy

yo, i was never born, i forlorned durin abortion
doctor kevorkian, drivin a peice of metal through your bones and skin
tellin you to hold still, while i pull your tongue outta your mouth when you're a live still
with this peice of steel i can survive anything, it's awesome
from dinosaurs to the gayness of Jimmy Parsons
i'll hire myself as an arsen to set fire to Carsons apartment as I reach for matches in all of my trucks hidden compartments
narcissist slash pacifist, only if i can pass a fist through your body and use you as an experiment on a catalyst
hot as piss on firey dick, hot enough to blow your building up starting where your office is
you know what this is so dont play the game of innocense when i've made sense, since day one of slittin your wrists'


It wasn't writers block, it was lack of energy. Tons of caffeine does the trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEELy8N0_Bo&feature=related

This is a start, I'll post the rest lata'

Whitey, about that 8 year old kid video you posted. Whatever happend to Big L type ****? Let us bring it back, eh?

THIS IS FOR MY BATTLE THAT IM RECORDING COULD BE A BIG BREAK NEED TO BE ON POINT GIVE ME ANY TIPS IF YOU HAVE ANY THEY WILL ALL BE APPRECIATED

He's heavy set so there's a lot of fat jokes

Round 1


After this battle the winner will get hoisted up and carried out
Usually we judge by the words that come out our mouth
But y'all should just vote for me cuz it'll be hard to carry him out
son you ain't jack but I'll still be Jill and toss your rappin skills down that hill
I got a bit of a cold so I guess I'm ill
Son you couldn't kill **** if you put yourself in a coffin 
I could be up in your face coughIN infect HIM 
But this bitch still wouldn't be sick
At this point I'm starting to think he's on antibiotics
Son quit talkin bout killin tracks you couldn't kill a track if you snapped a railroad in half 
When u rap You always say u got big stacks looks like he lives off big macs which is ironic he can barely afford a kids meal 
See I make true hip hop I don't say I got money or some big deals 
Only time I mention a diamond is when I got this square on his heels
Everyone came running when they heard I was battling on the street 
But as you can see they all ran away when they heard Maurice was gonna compete 
But seriously son you want to know what I'm a do to you just look at your hat imma do that just snap ya back but that will be hard since this mainstream clone don't got no backbone 
Your music is trash dude your such a ******* fail 
Sayin girls love ya when the only 845 numba you seen was on a scale
And in all your songs ur talking about getting high?
You must be a bug then cuz this fruit flies
I'll just wipe u off my windshield to teach u a lesson 
You realize that I'm only a freshman yet I'm schoolin u in a session
So experienced you'd think I'm a veteran 
You think ur at my rank but your several steps below me 
If you think you truely better son show me
Cuz I'm the ******* captain bout to put u in an inferno
You'd think I was makin popcorn the way I put heat to a Kernel/colonel
**** the gun raps that's a bunch of **** 
Course it's probably the only thing hell say in his ****
Homie I'll stomp on you don't even bother respondin dude your face is ugly as **** cuz I'm dropping bombs on you
Your shoes look like **** son it's time for something new
I heard about this brand that puts a tree in the side of the shoe
Oh yeah they were timberland boots
I think they would suit you because when ever you timber on land you fall straight through to the roots!

Round 2

Oh what a surprise he said I'm gay 
What could I expect from a kid who rhymes like he's in second grade 
Pretty heavy set but he rhymes like a featherweight 
You a ******* disgrace 
You ain't a giant in the game just cuz you take up the most space 
Always sayin u gettin paid and gettin laid when u live in the most boring town ever made! Oh please 
Just cuz u got high cholesterol don't mean u getting cheese 
All I gotta do is say SUCK MY and he'll be down on his knees
This **** is Barbie and you can be ken 
Since the only women you can get have a price tag on they head 
That's a sex doll joke if y'all didn't notice 
I'll have him floating in the ocean 
I'll go Adele on you cuz someone like youuuuuu shouldn't be known on the street
He's to fat to float downstream so hell be rolling in the deep 
*It's life* man and he pretends will *not be forgotten*
Well I wanna forget all the clothes he be rockin 
He's got *dreams money can't buy* dreams money won't bring 
give me my crown bitch cuz *lord knows* its the *return of the king!*
Only reason you'd have a sick verse is if I had to vomit on it 
Good verse from you is like seeing Haley's comet 
That's like once every 70 something years
So well never hear a good verse from u since your dieing right here 
It's mind over matter 
Sending shock waves down ur vertebrae so your spine will shatter 
See its the throne I claim your just a pawn 
Brains verses brawn 
oops I forgot u aren't that smart 
We could flip it up but on the mic u ain't even that strong 
It's a classic example of the pen being mightier than the sword 
So u get hurt with a word cut by a verb and killed with this verse 

Round 3

I'm attackin him smackin him tacklin him hackin him found out Maurice is an acronym 
Cuz this Motherfucking Asshole Useless Retarded Incompitant constipated elephant can't rap y'all check that The first letters spell Maurice oh please 
Just cuz u got high cholesterol don't mean u gettin cheese 
Wait didn't I say that line
I guess it proves I can just recycle rhymes and kill this dude multiple times 
Comin here dude that was a mistake 
I'm about to tell you the only good line he ever made 
"I'll never die I'm livin life on the charger"
Just cuz ur alive dont mean ur career going farther 
Cuz if anybody steps to me they get fucked up 
But in Maurice's case he gets unplugged 
Remember a while ago when there was a hole in this parking lot 
Y'all should be scared cuz what if he stands in that same spot 
but I actually envy you man you got some real luck 
Cuz u can date any girl u want even if they ugly as **** 
Cuz as long as your on top you won't be able to see them over your gut
Wait I just realized something y'all stop
This dude always says in songs he's got girls riding his cock 
This is probably because he's to heavy to get on top
... I jab jaws with hack saws this mc gets smacked off 
He's probably gonna go home and pretend he's Jill on a hill jack off 
You probably talk **** on the computer hoping we never meet
Cuz if you saw me alone on the street you wouldnt step to me cuz u know you'll get your ass beat 
But wait just realized Why I shouldn't **** him up y'all I had an epifinany
After he gets knocked out what if he falls down and sits on me 
I hear you call yourself unannounced that's a reasonable name 
Since your unannounced I guess you'll never be known in the game
It ain't to hard for these people to see
That even though your twice as big as me
I'm twice the mc youll ever be 





*= names of songs he's made in the past

yo, i was never born, i was forlorned durin abortion
doctor kevorkian, drivin a peice of metal through your bones and skin
tellin you to hold still, while i pull your tongue outta your mouth when you're a live still
with this peice of steel i can survive anything, it's awesome
from dinosaurs to the gayness of Jimmy Parsons
i'll hire myself as an arsen to set fire to Carsons apartment as I reach for matches in all of my trucks hidden compartments
narcissist slash pacifist, only if i can pass a fist through your body and use you as an experiment on a catalyst
hot as piss on firey dick, hot enough to blow your building up starting where your office is
you know what this is so dont play the game of innocense when i've made sense, since day one of slittin your wrists'
hold the crucifix, i flip the script, pull my rhyme book outta the hat, that'll do the trick
sick enough to out sick "black death", blessed with the heat of satans breath
twisted enough to make Eminem change his own sex to a lady so I can take over the job of bein Slim Shady
im an immature jerk bout to rape the piggly wiggly clerk stick it to her cricked as she screams like Fred Durst
open a can of worms, when i can teach you the bees knees, hit a tree harder than Sonny Bono
and i can tell you don't know, what imma do so, listen closer, when i open some
crack open the can of whoop ass, givin some of you some
son i wear this hat to hide the dictionary that's planted in my head
sporatically damaging and shattering your car window as you pull into my driveway stumblin
throw an egg mcmuffin at you husband mumblin cause im lovin it
underestimated gives me time to blow up, show up ready to **** a show up
better toe up, cause im putin my foot down
better look around for me dressed in a trench coat drench around me in satans night gown
how's that sound, evil as peniclin and nitrogen in the longest needle
don't **** with me either, it's either death by hand or a meteor
read the meter when im in the room cause it's probably pushin a thousand degrees WITH a fever
B to A to the MBI, the guy that never used to try till i died came back to life and killed my quiet side
eye for an eye and mic for a mic pass me the mic fore i go as far as startin my hair on fire tonight
this is the sight of a insane man that's banned from band cause a stuck a tuba up my teachers ass
haha...


thoughts? comments?

ILL ... LOVE THE RHYMES AND IDEAS.

That's frickin dope Whitey...you'll kill himm for sure. btw what's it like, a face to face one on one ?

Yeah face to face one on one but of course mother nature decided she's gonna make it snOw today -_-

Naah man, my soul into rap and ball. I think thats why I cant concetrate Lol
Buut its going good, and I know all bout backup plan and that rap aint gon happen since I'm in Cro and I'm not good enough

"All I have to say is SUCK MY, and he'll go down on his knees" HAHAHA

I realize that outside of school 100% of my effort goes into baseball and rap but when ur in school u gotta put 100% effort into that I know this cuz my parents both my parents slacked off my dad didn't gradguate and my mom barely did they got along but eventually **** catches up and u get stuck in a bad position with nowhere to fall back you'll regret your decisions in the future if you don't get into school now and don't get down On not being to great of a rapper I sucked ASS when I came and now a year later I'm at a whole new level with tons of room to improve

^ yeah brooo

has anyone heard this line before

"hey, i heard your CD dropped, yeah the clerk picked it back up and put it on the shelf"

Nah never heard it why?

yo, my words are cumbustions and they're blowin up this world with one little eruption
blood lust and findin somethin outta nothin
keep em comin, bet your ass and i'll bet my bottom dollar
grab you by your fuckin collar until hollar 'yo win'!
vietnam vet with an AK strapped to my back walkin down mainstreat with a gat in my pants
shoot at you and you run around like you have army slash red ants in your pants
im teachin you dogma, obama crossed with nostradamous predicting your future of you next album, they're wil be no wealth
and i heard your CD dropped, the clerk picked it back up and put it on the shelf
i'll have to bring heaven to hell in order for my CD's to start to sell
written well for all you dumbasses to understand
i'll withstand a man with a stockin cap shoot em in the head and ask where his heads at
discreation and no medication and it's annialatin my brain where my head is achin
discrimination is facin and all time high, im fly so i should fly on by
pass me that mic as my temperature is risin bout to blow up a thermometer
even a tachometer can't hold a grudge to this heater
remember me at all? huh? do ya?
i was the one who took you through my house, and threw you in my basement to get your face split with my axe blade but i missed placed it
this is never ending like a trapezoid, spazoid with an altoid vicious enough to kill you with a cat toy im the bad boy
crush your tactoid with an aneroid and a of course four by four board, and blow your house up when im the land lord
so since i just used the dictionary without visionaries it's kind of scary to predict this guy on caffeine

I still don't understand? Is that your verse or a verse you heard and want to know the artist?

No it's just a pre-written freestyle. I accidentally replied to your comment with that

It would be cool if we could make somethin like song or something, mixtape.... just to see how it sounds

Well you would need equipment me and Bambi are working on mixtapes and prof is allllllways working on **** Charlie I think is doin that now and idk bout Ill but I suggest u work on your lyrics more before you record

Dont **** with Mr all mighty
I'm also a Satan so that means I'm frightning
what the ****, I'm whitey
hit you with my high kick
than tell your fuckin mum I dont love while shes sucking
tear her apart in your fuckin apartment
till her fuckin parts fall on cookin department
make a french toast with her internal content
I'ma get the **** out of this continent
and fly to America to fuckin dominate
and make all wack rappers inconfident
with your mum naked like I'm pathologist
writing this **** down like I'm kind of colmunist
torture fuckin niggas, grow mustache and I'm a comunist
puttin condom before I **** this bitch
her name is World and It's vomiting!

I think I got some good lines here, check it out

100% deadass if your white do not use niqqa or you will get your **** FUCKED up in America

Yeah, writing some ****, bein sick, you know ... trying