Neverending Rap Battle

Ps ... ur eminem the way ur writing now haha

I took a hiatus haters now I’m back to cause trouble
Got the ******* shape of mushroom clouds for thought bubbles
Im the *bang* you aint fuckin sick
The hospital won’t even give you cough drops for course **********
You think your hot, you aint even luke warm
My pubes hotter than you
Your soft I use fire to cool me off
I told em I’ll grow up one day and show ‘em I’d be able to choke clouds
Pick up lightenin’ bolts and throw ‘em
Take the world by storm with these words I form
Georgie Porgie kissed the girls, make the girls cry for em
Make ‘em swarm, make ‘em fight over the shirts I’ve worn
Sworn over my sweat towels, its mind blowin
Yes Im livin’ the dream homie, cant nothin’ compare
I’m so up, I’m stuck in mid air I’m lovin’ it yeah
Its like these people are steps now, all they do is stare
These haters is so pussy they’re afraid to be scared
This is pay back, like I owe ‘em back pay
They spat in my face, now I’m back to do them the same exact way
And leave this rap game with a bad taste,
And slap it back out, before I step back out of this crap thanks
Slap me now I’m slappin ‘em back hey! **** it we’re slap-happy
yeh okay now we’re talking some smack aye
And I aint looking back infact they can stare at my ass crack
How’s that for hindsight, what the track say?

Is that rhetorical?

Is that a compliment or am I becoming a copier and I'll send you one later I'm headin to the city for the day pc homies

at home im the best
gettin **** off my chest
cause when you took a ****, that's where it landed last
but in public, im like **** it, im not sick, not even near close, flush it
im feelin nausous, ohp somethin's comin, nope nothin, not ****
now all these positive questons are now rhetoric
oh here comes somethin to my brain, this is the time to store it, im all for it
when i write, it's like stories, stories on steroids, asterroids
on this paper, cause when im on fire
a hydgrent cant cool or stop me, not cocky, a bottle of water cant down me, im red hot
i dont know how to stop and this could be off the top
this cat never got his doggy shots
sooner or later, youll have trouble seein, no room for peakin, jot that
thats one reason why they call me a cataract
but in the after math, there'll be no problems to solve
yeah fuckas
suck my blood
blood suckers, blood blisters, crossed fists, keep distance, or six stitches, this cant be fixed
no gun shells but im still ballistic
pennin the rage, lettin this ink soak in this page, spittin a new phase adreniline caged, all alone so
soaked clothes, loaned home, these lyric notes, dark lonely roads
yeah they're all gettin old, quit poppin me
there's no brakes to hold or hault this one man train bitch
in other words there's no stoppin me

Im back bitch doing back flips on Whack scripts
you can kiss the crack shits with chapped lips
Bastards get whipped and bitches get the cream
Thats a fact, I attack the track to a beat dream
I could call names and say you got whack rhymes
but it's obvious even between the lines
What message you trying to send?
You can't finish a battle that will never end.

DUDU C,
always coming with hot ****
like I gotta habanero in my ass crack
I can spit twice as good as you with my lips half chapped!
You back lashed
I smash tracks like cleat Asics
I stay sick, hold it up like face lifts
Higher than 8 spliffs
I'm tasty and tastlesss
you're black and still pasty!
Copy this, copy that
Sloppy diss, Sloppy track
u think u dope poppin this poppin that
where da **** yat?
You aint' high motha fucka...u ain't fly motha fucka

I'm hoarding lines
snorting rhymes
you ain't sporting nines or performing crimes
your online, tryna get off on some porn sites
find me at your house tryna delete your name off the website!
I know you lying when you say you **** a lot of girls!
Cuz it's true your bustin nuts from URL'S!
no sluts, no busts, no ****, all cuffs, no puffs
BIIIIIITCH.

Yo Prof, do you want to do a collab with me and Whitey to this beat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFAcbcrxxw&list=PL72C642FA9F047483&index=14&feature=plpp_video

I'll post my lyrics soon so you can kinda' get the topic. Let me know man.

Rap news.

Does this sound too much like the line from Guilty Consience? I needa' know so I don't put it in a song.

we'll both wake up in the morn and forgot how the **** we ended up there

Read this Prof and Whitey to get the topic, should be pretty self explainatory

they call me the act of god
cause im the brad pitt of heaven, i aint gonna lie
quit givin air kisses you bitch, get in the ride
hold tight, cause when i start drivin, it's a long night
yeah bitch you better realize
im not the kinda guy that goes out for dinner and doesnt take you home
im the kinda guy that invites you over for pizza and a movie and we end up makin our own
thats how i go, what the **** did you think i was aimin for?
i shot at the target, missed and hit this open door, it led us to the promise land
you said you were hungry for lust, so i set the table
it led to me kissin your cheek, to kissin your naval, to me unzippin my jeans, you know the rest
yeah baby, i got the cradle, you know i fight fair
we'll both wake up in the morn and forgot how the **** we ended up there
so I'll stare, stare at your face for around and hour, to try and remember your name
Madison I think it was, i think it was more than alcohol that was in our cups
so i pull my hanes undies and nike sweaties back up
finish what was left of Vodka in my cup
yeah this life will never get rough
i live for this kinda stuff
i live for sleepless nights, one night stands and lust
yeah slut back up....

Hook

Hook
This life will never get rough
I live for this kinda' stuff
I live for sleepless night, one night stands, and lust x3

Are you ready to lose your internet?

put me on a beat i'll murk it
you fuckin faggots need to head to the circus
This bezerk ****,
something like asking a hoe how much she worth bitch
These pussy fakes got dicks in em'
I'm so fuckin ill I sip snakes venom
who you kiddin' kitten?
I can tell by those dentures the raps bitten that u spittin'
If I put a cig lit on your lip you think you could spit fire?
I'm so ******* cold I **** ice cubes, you think I'm a liar?
I'm a lit fuse I'm wired,
like an old ass phone
Your home alone with a hand on ya bone
tryna get ahold of your skanky ex
beggin for sex, stumblin, mumblin
cuz u dunno what to do next.
You just a lame junkie
Playin games on xbox gettin' chunky
I don't play games, I RUN thangs
Confess to the Congress
You test my bong rips
I'll give you long whips
you think I walk funny but it's because I step and my dong trips
you hong kong slits
runnin' fuckin crooked
you lookin' kinda funny snooki
you musta had a cookie and a couple roofies
your actin kinda koo kee
and it smells like you puked or poo pee
I'm lost in your tootsie
so lets rolll

Yo, you're good my dude. But instead of saying like "old ass phone"

Thats line was good but use like

"like one of those old phones" no hate but some of that stuff doesn't fly just because it doesn't sound too "good" but ya know, you have potential in the lyrics. The only thing I could point out that was so called "mediocre" was that line. Good job man

My family keeps telling me I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached!
So **** it you can have that I don't want it back!
I'll be better off right on top the skillet
burn so many flows with smoke I grill it
Light the charcoal and grab the propane
that fire got me crazy but my flow sane
Ima take it to another level, elevator
These other fakes the devil, HELLa hater
I'm a rebel with out a cause, motivator
All the soliders ready for War need to step up front!
stay on guard every day of the month!
Pray to the lord that good luck come
and Hope it goes down with a hand on ya gun!
got to stay alert from Dusk till the dawn
Wait on that word then believe me you gone
edge of a lawn, we stay on the front
Both legs, spine and head in the pond
you should have known this was the BOMB

At home you the best because you're the only One there!!
Got that **** off you're chest, but you still got corn in the hair!!
Listen Sherlock, I **** you not, so say word!
I wouldn't **** you homie, you're my favorite turd.
You're saying flush it, I'm saying NO STOP IT!
and what's this WE ****? U got a turd in your pocket?!?!
hahaha

Uhhh, weak?

So you want drama?
I don't only cause head trama
But I **** C's threw a tube, reminds me of a dude named Dudu
My game is up dog, cause I'm playin' leap frog
Your game is down now, you still ain't hellbound
How short do you want my responses, sip my piss threw my cathader
I've already thrown more punches than you did and I've only used 300 characters
I could flat out say you're RETARDED, but that'd be a no BRAINER
Hence the capital letters, my voice would be gettin' louder
And if you diss a single of mine again, then I'd rape, I'd **** your world so hard
You wouldn't be able to even walk straight
Nauseate, I'm sick, dog, I think I feel a tummy ache
You dissin' me good? nope, not today
Yeah, there goes Dudu, there he is runnin' away
Won't come back for about 70 more days, scared of the real MC's
This is the tip of the iceberg and we haven't even hit the seas
I could hit you so hard with these punches, you'd be poppin' aleve
You're just like a dog on this fuckin' page, you always beg
But you know what Dudu? You know what you can do?
You can suck that thing that hangs down between both of my legs!
Bitch
Tried to give you a tip and fuckin' don't even show respect

Oh yeah just to let you know, homie.

I counted 12 punchlines in mine. Ahaha..

Helllll yeaaaa

Du du C My nigga has Finnally stepped his Game up .....
WELCOME TO REAL HIP HOP

nice to see homies grindtime working ,,,, keep up the ill scripts homie ;D