Neverending Rap Battle

Reminds me of a guilty concious type song

It's kind of a plot/narrator type of song. A lot of mid 90 early 2000 MC's did that. Masta Ace, Dre, and of course Em but there was a lot of people that had that plot/narrator type of songs. I figured I'd try.

Lyrical spiritual criminal killing middle-school principals
Spilling their kilojoules into the swimming pools
Drilling you miserable individuals
Trimming you pitiful little dudes ‘til you snivel and whimper too
My wit is integral, pricks diminish like minerals
How I hit you with syllables every minute’s a critical
This kid’s a pinnacle like pyramids filled with Egyptian tombs
Illu spits at you nincompoops with little spittle drools
You illiterate little dimwits couldn’t fit the bill
I stick you in the middle of the blizzard with the winter chills
You get belittled, picked and ridiculed like idiots
I’m killing it like kinder kids hit little girls with pencils
Stencils, stickle bricks, pens or little etch-a-sketch scribbling tools
Dribble on you nitwits like infant food
I glitter like crystal jewels in a hidden room
Not even Jones could get his mitts on this big bijou
This brilliant shimmering trinket is giving hints to you
This cornerstone of a gem is incredible
I’m a professional, a heterosexual
Intelligent, credible and a flexible gentleman
who’s apparently terrible, but considered a sensible dude
who came from a special school to excel as a spectacle

(impersonates Porky Pig)
I’m yebedee-yedebee-simply-yebedee-typical
And yebedee-yebedee-that’s-yebedee-my principle
Wh-wh-why yebedee-are you-yebedee miserable?
Is my yebedee-style-yebedee-yebedee pissing you?
You yedebee-yellow dog of a ca-cowardly cat
Yebedee-you can’t pull the rug when I’m yedebee-rapping this tat!
I’m Ill-yebedee-Ill-yebedee, I’m a great MC
So whebedee-why would you febede-fuckers hate on me?

Yeah I know that's just the first thing that popped into my mind So my singer who's on the chorus is gonna do somethin like this

I want it all
(insert line here)
I want it all
(insert line here)
I want it all
then some other lines here until the time is up

You cool with that?

I like the rhyme scheme in this one good stuff my man

Yeah, that's fine.

Nice dude. Shady 2.0 cypher. Lol.

A Figurativity: Part 6 is in the works at the moment. For those of you who already read my last 5 parts of the Figurativity scheme, this one narrates our human history from the beginning until the present.

I take it any of the current rappers (bambino, whitmofo, samboy, etc.) took a look at them?

Yeah I will. Where are these posted exactly?

I would suggest that you scroll through all my posts during the last couple of years, but doing that would only be too awkward for you, since I hadn't titled them in the first place; additionally, as there's no way to copy and paste the lyrics as documents on this forum, I'll have to re-post them.

Merry Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2012 TO ALL ON THIS FORUM !!!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone

*revised*

Want it all

A pawn on the board of the game
Till i cross the board and I'm never the same
Noggin attached to the body
 facein these problems head on  decapitated so idk where my heads gone
I'm the only one who connects with these kids all the time
Missin their walls by inches when I rhyme
I hit close to home in these kids minds 
Ladders tippin over can't climb to the top
Parkin lots full man ain't no spots 
Can't lift my own clones can't hold my own weight
Will anybody in this world give us a chance for Christs sake
Time for some talent to attack 
Bambi, freko let's show em where it's at!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Ry_UWKS6w&feature=fvwrel

Verse 1:11-1:42

hahah **** yes ..... I love this site an all of u guys .... shiit we are all going to make the sickest raps .... 2012 it isnt doom year , its Boom Year .... We are going to blow this shiit up !!!! Peace to all my Homies ;D

**** the Doom Year. I plan on droppin' mixtapes and getting my name out. 2012 is the year.

just dis back , im here to battle

The Difference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_oEDTSdHUo&list=PL72C642FA9F047483&index=9&feature=plpp_video

So wha'ts the difference, I'm sure you've been wantin' to here this
The difference between us and you, me and him
I don't have swag, swag is the only thing I may lack
Swags for the faggots that act black
So I ain't puttin' my swag outfits on my shelf
Cause my swag ain't up, I'll grab you by your swag pants and hang it on a hook
Now you're swags up, ****, bein' fucked up when I spit, no
Who needs pot or pills, when you have a full can of Red Bull?
Real talk outta' this MC's mouth, shout out to the ones down south
Keepin' it real, Yela, pullin' steal, workin' hard for a livin'
I could preform a magic trick on my watch and watch it dissapear before you spit one rhyme
Cause I have no time, I have no time for your bull ****, unbelievable
Since I've ran outta' swear words to say, might as well say Ish Bull
And to add an additiontional note to all your foolish bull
Row your boat, start your car, get outta' the way
I'd do anything to get your fake **** outta' the game

Werd yo 2012 is a bunch of bullshit it's all based on the Mayan calamder ending but I mean come on they made a 2000 year calamder they had to stop somewhere right?

ima call bullshit ....................u arent here to battle ......when i beat you , u ran away .......... ur here only if u get a win ...............GET REAL ...... LOL ...............