Neverending Rap Battle

^^ change the last one to
these lyrics will be spinnin and twistin ur head off that's why they call me a merry go round

Yo guess what guys ? I go to turn myself in an there like , we have no records showing you have outstanding warrants im free for now hahaha ....

Criminal on the lose lol

Meh , i have a strong view against the capitalistic form of law n order , all about money an employment ... its disgusting really , we built it up so big in our sociteies that , if an when we realize the old system doesnt work anymore , then we still can't just change it , (millions will loose employment ) Banks will loose about 30% of there annual fee's cause lawyers an so on will not be doing investing an giving kickbacks.... im no criminal < thats eminem > im a revoultionary an a rebel < just cause someone says well thats the way it is , doesnt mean that the way it is now is right .... so its on our shoulders to fix the problem or pass it on to another generation ....

I may have mentioned these before:

1) Stackin’ these vocals up high just like a double-decker
First floor to the second floor way up to the top of the skyscraper

2) It’s fucked up like flippin’ Big L upside-down and makin’ him look like a 7
I smoke J’s, puff L’s, cross ‘em like Z’s
Dot the I’s and tick off all the T’s, I’m high on X, swallowin’ E
My flow’s sharp and on point like the bottom of V
Ass is round like both halves of the B
Desperate to make it big like I’m wantin’ a P
I’m ahead of the curve like I was overcomin’ a C
My rap is grade A, yours is a D
F U! That’s the response you receive, every time that you lock horns with a G

3) My style is unique and sicker than a child with sickle-cell anaemia

4) Everything out of my mind is blowing you
The only way you'd be kept in the dark is if I blindfolded you

5) The pen is mightier than the sword, so I guess then
I'll joust you with the biro and behead you with a sentence

6) Your girlfriend had my carrot and onions in her mouth - that counts as 2 of her 5 a day

7) I flip the script like I was picking products out of a catalogue

8) Speaking of mushed, your mind's all over the place
I should draw lines all over your face
So it looks like a damn colouring book

9) I don't know why I ever said it
I can't call it because my phone is out of credit

10) You couldn't keep up with me if you had Road Runner superspeed

11) I'm playing on my iPad, because that's the Apple of my eye
But my heart broke after I found out that Steve Jobs died

I could list some more .......

id rather fix it or smash it to pieces

cmon yo , ill's whats with the common flows , id say someone gave birth to a thought but the condom broke ....

we aint equals on the dang block , this aint (thai-land) cause you bang cocks ....

professor X having sex girls giving him cerebral ....

charged with assault an battery is it so shocking?....


just funking around lol.....

I "punch-lines" like challenging coke addicts to a bare knuckle match

Took the world by storm like Thor creating thunderclaps

I'm like Napoleon Bonaparte in my cocked hat
Cock the musket back, blow you to pieces like the same way an apple crumble cracks

You might be a professor, but you're no Albert Einstein (LOL)

I inspected a girl's deck, came up with a method, pulled out my razor, and asked, "Tell me, have you seen this?"
Got dirty with her, gave her the chef's special, capped Donna (girl's name), she said, "God, you're a genius!"

Song Title - Society why would you lie to me .....

they kill ,they lie ,they cheat
lack will , the lies they speak
pack steel , there eyes ,they see deceits reflection, in the shattered mirror they sleep . x2 (chorus)

ur neighbors preaching saviour , save your souls , or savour the taste of satens sabre , like whats a knife an dagger , to a bright mind who likes vader an lightsabres?

ur bosses holdin you hostage , tellin you to do your job or youve lost it ,
making you nausis , there so obnoxious , just wanna stop quit , hit um in the coccyx .

they kill ,they lie ,they cheat
lack will , the lies they speak
pack steel , there eyes ,they see deceits reflection, in the shattered mirror they sleep . x2 (chorus)

the haters , who only care about paper homie or vapour cronies , so fake n lonely ,getting baked n stoned Peace soon as you got no cheech... well i gots chong in ma bong , ass ,cash ,an hash in my genes , passions getting baked n crashin in my dreams ,wake up she's slashing at my seams , trying to get a cut

they kill ,they lie ,they cheat
lack will , the lies they speak
pack steel , there eyes ,they see deceits reflection, in the shattered mirror they sleep . (chorus)( just plays once )....

there the half assers , have to go to class sir , pass get good grades , to get paid ? laugh sure , how many millionares hood made? have ta get a masters , got mine in ceremony, carry mine on me , ya'll cats got 1 life n u carry a 9 , homie i know the dirt on ya'll , baried alive , ya mans missen a transmission he doesnt carry the drive , or ambition , it could be you if prof wasn't so damn effecient ....


Peace Homies

no albert einstein , cause i can define time an tie my shoes ....

when we ask what you think ,
just being redundant an sarcastic ...you can illustraight a closed casket ,
an draw a blank ...this aethiest should have god to thank ...


no matter how well you illustraight fagget you don't get the picture ....
this is Dreamworks , not twisted sista ...

illustraight , wait how'd you get that name plate ? mom asking ill , u straight?

you can boom box back to the boondocks , we've already had tu pac's ....
i guess this chicken hasn't got his shots, that'll be 50 cents hip hop ...
acting like your insane in the membrane get off big daddy's kane
ill live life jsst chill , buried in the cemetary on cypress hill

Your lines are full of jokes like a comedy book
Chris Rock laughs at all the comics you wrote

The punches that you pack are just awful
I'll make you "Run For Your Life" like the James Patterson novel

I spit shine like a market stall selling jewellery
Split you into two, make you feel half the man you used to be

You've had the knack of being silly for way too long
Like John McClain, I'll make this old habit "Die Hard"

You smoked an "L" that was way "Tu" "Big" - both your right and "Left Eye" said it
You're a Nutty professor - no "Pun" intended

If I get buried on Cypress Hill, at least I "B-Real"
You're like a carton of skimmed milk, you need to keep chilled

I'm an angel, a second to God
Your personality is all a deceptive facade

Meet Illustraight's alter-ego, Autistik
I'm intelligent and sharp, you were born witless

Spellcheck right?
your a proffesor right?
well your not very bright.
ill club your ass and leave you dead in the night.
Btw i banged ya mom with amazing might,
dark circles under her eye's she left to the blight.
now get a comeback
(attempt to reverse this aight?)

Somebody give me a topic for a fuckin metaphor Imma murder someone if I don't think of a decent metaphor by tonight

Spiders?

That's actually preety good thanks bro and btw Im in love with that pen is mightier than the sword line

???

I **** one turd faster than you spit one word,
Thats hitting two stones with one bird.

What if there's only one stone though?

But what if that stone was actually a boulder?

I am considered to be a kid with strange strat for lyrics.
so listen to my diverse
triverse
talkin mordekaiser
leave or just die sir
cus im in your public distance with a new position of flow.
120% full blow 1k blunt drow.
it's emaculet bro.
because disastrous spits are like acid, hydrochloric
Nah nvm, there bars hyrocodone.
if u plan on stepping up to me have a flow drone typing up your lyrics.
becaus the normal ones ur spitting are not makeing me fear ****!