Neverending Rap Battle

there that should make u feel better an help commemorate shady's b day
: D

I always wanted to face the forces of evil not become one ,
locked in the dungeon
when i was steppin in front of those weapons
reppin a relax'd expression
knowing they could take my life
but if i make the right decision i'll survive
break the people out of prison an let um live there lives
i speak honest when im on this
gone fist to fist against gangsta's that tried to shank ma ribs
laughed kicked there ass an said thank ya squids
for givin me a reason to believe in right
ask my last girl the reason she was leaving mike
cause cops would read him rights, he wouldnt be polite , acting heathen like
now im back n , u wanna sell crack not on my block
i aint got time for this not on my clock
no nines for this , maybe a rhyme to tell the young minds to ignore this
instead bruce lee an chuck norris
find your center
rhyme inventor
or just a love for opening mind sensors
when i was young i was angry who could blame me
between parents yelling an fighting
an bullies tellin him the don't like him noone does
not even his own cuz
bitch you either crazy stoned or buzzed
the "friends" feeding him more drugs
a kid who loves thug music and gangtsa , n is not one
ready n willing to use a shot gun
hand ta hand combat
whether or not slammin back koniak
need no liquid courage , to make a a bully lick the curb , its perverted
the way my mind works
yea i love them fine skirts b4 they lift up there shirts , id like to see the dirty things they can do with there minds first , there like i wanna **** u but rhyme first after that they wanna a spot on my verse
a
b
c
d
e
f
geez' ive already filled up these spots ....... u shoulda gotten here 1st

THE REAL RAIN MAN

[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Rain Man please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Rain Man please stand up?
This is gonna take a while

[Verse 1]
Tell me, doesn't this autistic person hack you off
When he chatters a lot about certain things and he's bragging a lot
And just won't stop barking or he can't just turn off
Which makes you get mad to the point where you just yell at him to STOP?
You're tuning into the ....... Oh no, wait, are you kidding me?!
He's not gonna do a song on the radio, is he?
And my brother said ......
Nothing, you jerks! My damn brother's dead! He's locked in the garden shed!
(Open this door now!)
All of these women hate Illustraight
Yadda yadda yadda, Mr. James; he's so annoying, he's a pain!
Talks too much, I don't know when he's gonna stop
Maybe I should call my friends up and have him clobbered up?
Yeah, violence has always been the answer to these bad boys
And that's worse than your next door neighbours playing rap noise (Turn it off!)
Sometimes I wanna get on TV to get a message clear
But I can't, but it's fine for (*Salman Khan*) to shoot a red deer
My **** is in your ear, my **** is in your ear
I'm sorry that most of it isn't what you were fit to hear
A little fish within a large pond that I'm swimming here
Just one look in my face and they call me a fricking queer
Of course that they're gonna avert me
Even when I turn 30; or maybe the day I start university
They're not friends with the weirdos
Well, 80% of us anyway, but it doesn't look like I care though (Nope)
But if I go out and copy other people
There's no reason why the heck you and I cannot be equal
But if you feel the same whenever you try to creep through
All of you join hands with me - cry your hearts out, people!

[Hook: x2]
I'm Rain Man, yes, I'm the Rain Man
The man I've always been and to this day stand
So all my real Rain Men please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

[Verse 2]
Vigilante has to dress like a gangster to sell tapes
Well, I don't; so **** him and AG too!
You think I give a damn about a wifey?
Half of you women don't even fancy me, let alone like me
"But dude, what if they do? Wouldn't it be strange?"
Why? Even if they liked me, things still wouldn't change
They can be, real conceited in mysterious ways
****, if I could only figure how to kill this craze
So I can actually grab some respect for myself
'Cause sometimes playing hard-to-get is bad for your health
Little ass, put me on blast when I'm hanging with you
"Yeah, I look bare stupid in front of your badman crew!"
I should record your whole voice and put that on YouTube
And show the whole world just how you talk like an asshole (OOOOOH!)
I'm sick of you Indian bad boys
All you do is annoy me, disturbing the neighbours with all your rap noise!
Half a million of us just like me, grown up like me
Taken advantage of like me
Who talk like me; think, write and act like me
You might laugh at me, but insult my nature? Not likely!

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Allow me to be true with you
I might not be the life of the party when I'm hanging with you in your big communal groups
The reason being because I don't belong in your circle
But I probably could run circles around you when it comes to being smart
I would pull a pen out and just write it
Whether or not you buy it
I bet I could recite it better than 90% of you clowns out there
Then you wonder how a guy like me could ever act this pedantic
It's funny, but at the rate I'm going when I'm 40
I'll be the only person sounding good when I'm performing
Even though I have a voice as childish as a toddler
When I'm talking, but this whole damn joint isn't recording
And one in four are a group of Illustraights stalking
They could be sitting in food courts spitting on their sausages
Or sitting in the local library memorizing passages
of numerous books by James Patterson
Will the Rain Men please stand up
And demand the guards for the keys to these handcuffs?
Because don't you think that it's about time that you were all heard?
Every one of you, and that is my word!
Sing with me!

[Hook: x4]

Note: Vigilante and AG are two really bad rappers from the UK. And I mean BAD. As bad as the crappy Nintendo Power Glove.

Just wonderin but what kind of autism do you have because a lot of my brothers friends are autistic cuz he is and they don't se like they are in any possible condition to write **** like that

finally man
and i didnt get a offer yet
whitmofo lost 2 out of 2 so far
i won 2 out of 3 so far
and i need to add charley and bambs
i rated prof latest battles in TEXT not audio....
hopin to get a group request soon......

on the lets beef site i got 15 ranked points and i got rated 6 stars out of 11 i guess
im doin good
proff is ownin and he is banned....wtf anyway im in the top 100 emcees

HOLLA

Aspergers Syndrome. It is a mild form of autism in which a person with such disability is known to have precise memory and knowledge that far surpasses the average kind. I see it as having a creative gift and advantage. I perceive things in a unique way and recite those perceptions out of my own memory without interpreting it second-hand, hence the name Illustraight. It's like seeing the future and writing down what's going to happen within the next few years, or memorizing the Mayan calendar, or remembering every single President of the United States. In this case, I'm reciting things out of experience USING my own creativity to explain it in a very subtle fashion. Some people may see that as retarded and "nerdy" behaviour, and see them as pedancy. I see it as a skill.

awtistik is it?

Scoff. Guess they couldn't handle professor's genuity.

Autistik.

ok got ya
and prof is in the hottest battles list
so was whitmofo but proff took the spot

yeh
i won the battles 100%....OH YEH
i won the other by 66% and he had 33%......OH YEH
i lost by 20% and 80% against unknown logik(fag)

Oh werd I know a kid with aspergers he's very intelligent but doesn't aspegers Also meen u have trouble interacting with people like your socially awkward with your peers?

The big dogs keep prayin on me yo

I shouldn't have lost to thegyrlwonder yet somehow I did

Unknown logic I can get

And now one of the frickin top 10 mcs decides to destroy me in a verse

like anti-social?

i understand man

proff dominatin
im doin pretty good for myself and i suck the most on this website
if i can do good....trust me
ya will do better.......im ranked 88 out of the month from every one on the website im number 88 cool **** but all time im ranked like 6000 lol

Yeah like the kid I know gets along with adults more than the other class mates idk bout ill though But hey I think it actually works to ills advantage

Yo u got that personal verse done yet? For let'sbeef

to tell you the truth i gotten 7 personal battles
im not in the mood to waste good lyrics on a battle that dont count
thats why i take my time and gettin 2 out of three wins ...hope for that invatation soon