Neverending Rap Battle

Lol I be listenin to brain damage right now

Wanna' Be's

V1
I was drivin' down town in my brown Caddilac, cut that
I was drivin' in the cities with my Mercedes with genital warts and scavies, cut that
I walked in my house the other day after a long day of school
I bent over to take a seet on my stool to take my shoes off, my feet stunk like a piss stall
I stood up to the slight smell of marijuna, I immediatley knew it was the faggots next door
With their whore mom and their faggot dad not home
I broke down the door, the knob hit my nuts I tripped down the steps to them wackin' off back to back
After that I took their Aloe and shoved it up one of the kids', ass crack
I said "I had enough of this ****, listen, you guys' smokin' your weed and wackin' off again"
So I said, **** it, walked up stairs and grabbed my fuckin' musket
Cocked it, held it to the cocky faggot with the long hair
Stopped there and thought of the kid with retardness, I didn't give a **** if I killed these kids, I'm athiest
Once again, I cocked that ************ back, I realized I was commitin' a crime, think I gave a ****?
I pulled the trigger and killed both em' at the same time
I was fine after that, I hopped in my brown Caddillac
Drove around town, lookin' for somewhere to dump the body at.

lol

Thank God those fuckers are gone. God damn.

im going to assume those "fuckers"were annoying and fucked up your peace while your tryin to rap for example:nothin but a gimmik this fag is playin cricket
dont tell dumbledore or he gonna make him play quiditch snitch bi~COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!! wtf his problem NOW

Hey, bambino. Just in case you haven't already discovered, I've started a new thread titled Knights of the Round Table Cipher if you feel like kicking it (yourself, charlie, professor, Whitmofo, Tic Tac Nic, etc.).

Just a straight up cypher? Or 4 lines, 8 lines?

wats a cipher

Just a freestyle rap. Usually do em' with mics. I do em' a lot with some of my emcee friends. Who actually can rap. You just spit.

parents keep yelling at me , neighbors say he's a felon , say he's sellin happy , bitch it aint weed its decaf tea, kiss my ass cheeks , ya'll say i talk **** , ya hear the last squeek , smash glass beakers , release the creature litre's of ether mix'd in theatre pop , shhh shut the **** up .... im trying to watch the movie , wit lots a groupies , po po coming , bitch hoop these, dj with an addiction runnin the track with needles filled with evil , it'll kill some people , some people will be unchanged really huh? like mike tyson on heliUM, prof's only affiliation , the philly nation , smoking steve jobs , billy in the basement , gates on the windows , like an ape on endo , getting high on the information highway, catch a speedin ticket , doing a G force ....

I plan on doing a couple remake songs in the studio of Em's music. I got a couple of songs in mind. What other songs do ya'll think I shoud spit?

I have Take From Me, Stan, and Space Bound so far. Anything else?

My name is, the real slim shady, I'm shady, criminal, Kim

till i callapse
fast lane

I know how you feel.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_details.php?section=tb&id=414505

It seems at the moment, M.A.D. are the most dominant on that piece of **** right now. We need to form a group and TAKE THEM OUT - Real Steel style!!!!

I'll join in on this I can't believe u got out voted on that verse

can i sign up?

Ya it's letsbeef.com just one round battle and then the other users judge

Just how big is this protest? You would not imagine in your wildest dreams! Tomorrow is the official world wide occupy wall street day but that does not really matter because it has already begun!

That site is fucked up people be sayin I lost in a 32 line battle when the other dude only spit like 20 lines how the **** does that work?

You can't spit
I tought I smelt ****
I've never heard sum thing so unlegit
You just upsean
Your dick won't evea b seen till they 18
Yea i'm just a little white fean
N your so gay you should change your name to shelean or Christine
Yall cnt battle,
Hit yall so hard with **** cause earthquake feel dat rattle,
Got so many bitches I be herdin em like cattle,
Stuntin like john wayne somone grab my saddle!
Nigga I be pop lockin bustin my caps
Du a driveby might hit yo paps
fresh as hell that 47 rang yo bell
That's a one way ticket to hell
my swag so mean
but the style so clean
old spice is wat yuh need to b as fresh as me
but thats mission imposible niggah yuh tom cruise
im just cruisine yuh lookin for a bruisin
bitch im fly captain of the plane
in the cokpit doin things yuh never seen
You can't spit
All you can do is swallow
Ya just a white kid, like a marshmallow
You aint got no wife, ya got a boyfriend
And not even he is your friend
please just go twice, on the mic I flow right,
Im the man in charge, Ya can't handle bars like old bikes,