Neverending Rap Battle

Of course I can rap, you just haven’t openly heard me yet
I’ll half-open your sturdy chest
And put holes in your thermal vest
Overdose on the percocet
Until you’re hurling and spewing
I’ll fly the magic carpet and tear through your World of Illusion
My rap dirtness is gruesome
I’m Dr. Jonathan Crane, I use toxin spray to induce hurtful contusions
It’s a certain conclusion, plus I’m shady like Eminem
I stand a better chance than chairs and tables in Debenham’s

I'm gonna' start throwin' punches
Hittin' you in the head, the chest and neck
You think I'm bein' mean now, bitch I haven't even started yet
Cause if you really want to talk some smack, two can play that game
Cause I'll talk right back
Thinkin' no one's gonna' catch you bitin' Em
That's fuckin' ridiculous
I can't beleive you're even tryin' this
Imma' leave you broke, peniless, shoeless, and homeless
This is like the beef between Eminem and Canibus
I cause psychological problems to the brain
I cause nervousness to the point where you're goin' insane
This is a horror movie my face is still in the mask
I'm gonna' chase you till you collapse
Fallin' and stumblin'
You're in the palm of my hand
Causin' so much pain to the point where can't withstand
The pain
Dog, you say you know vocab, take a look at what you said
I think someone need to lay of the cocaine
But he just loves the "cocaine, he loves the cocaine"

Ha! No need to waste punchlines on you yet, I don't even know what you got. And don't call me a ho.

whitmofo2, this is for you, and your new ass ripin dog
see me i see you
i can get back at you
yea im smart i can rhyme you with you
but bitch what the **** you gon do
i heard you battlin suck my dick
i got you caught in my ****
talkin bout **** dick
cause i gotta sick whip
im gon rip a tree out the ground turn it upside down
for a turn over a new leaf clown!

illustraight, haha you aint good
me verse you,
haha im gonna stop now
step on you just like a huge heffer cow
you starting a cat fight (meow)
look at me now
cause i jump hoes like a frog, (ribbit)
all i know is that its better kick ass then kiss it
bitch

bambino, im the new legend on here, you ain't even good
i got a record deal too
its called Bambino sucks, what's new
i need some medicine now, cough
my penis is so big you can tie it in a not in elastic dog
put my penis on classic sports
im the best, none ya'll are
eat me like a chocolate bar
im mean and very bizzare
you prick don't test me
im so fuckin crazy it ain't funny
im eminem and you cannibus
im so much better it aint funny
i guess it is SO laugh with us

really though im really good people, and bambino test me with them punchlines now!

If you was rhymein for ur life you'd be dead before you started
ur just embarressing urself like a celebrity who just farted
u rhyme like ur retarded talkin bout "great punchlines" but haven't written any
while me ill and bambs overpower you with plenty
you have no idea what you just got urself into Do you?
Bambino has an album coming out and what about you?
U have No experience ur delirious if you think any of us take you serious
just quit before you lose your self esteem
and I send ur dead body downstream
after I inject this poison into ur bloodstream
Just shut up cuz u aren't making any progress
don't quit ur day job cuz u aren't goin anywhere in this buisness

How about YOU kiss MY ass before I kick YOURS to the kerb?
Watch me lyrically bash you with these awesomest words
Leave you all in a curl, bruised and sorely disturbed
I’ve just made a threat AND carried out an action all in a verse
You jump hoes like a frog
But your girl kissed me and turned me into a prince
And I’ve been slick ever since
So call me a knight in shining armour, you get sliced by a barber
Chopped like a Suey dish and diced like a quarter
Ha, “me versus you”? You’re playing a game with Death
I’ll out-hand you until you have no knaves or aces left
I’m a professional maverick with an exceptional catalyst
Plus the Holy Spirit is in me, so don’t mess with a Catholic
Bastard kid, you can’t handle the way I swagger this
With weapons that could crack and shatter a man like Japanese crackers
My rapping is madness, and my actions are callous
I don’t have to carry a dagger to be having a stab at this
BombScare, a man conceited like arm hair
So go on and keep talking, I’ll pretend that you’re not here

pussies, i got a couple more fo you, listen when i say im the best, im gonna get you off my chest, is this a gang bang? i bet it is, you can't ever take me one on one, bambino, pachino, whateva yo name is, the only way you'll become famous, if i make you famous, you guys so heinous, i think i just **** my pants, illustraight, ill **** you up mate, dont eva try and give me somthin on my plate, and for you whitmofo, you aint got nothin on me, you so old and rusty, if you really wanna battle take me on, i'll take you home, now come on

That's how I do it! fuckin mexican rapper right there!

bring it

Okay, now this is just stupid, you really think you're gonna' beat us three? Ha!

BombScare? You ain't scarin' no body
If you were to blew up you probably wouldn't hurt anybody
Fuckin' pussy
Don't **** with me
You beatin' me? You're fuckin' crazy
You're a miserable joke
I hope you fuckin' choke
And die alive and I'll feed off you to survive
Mexican rapper? I can tell, hey I like to eat Taco Bell
No need to famous, trust me you wouldn't be the famous one
Talk about "thinkin' outside the bun"
Comin' in here thinkin' you're all hot ****
Bitch you ain't hot ****
I'm eatin' you alive in this bitch
Tell me is it gettin' hotter?
I'm roastin' you right now, it's so hot in this sonna
**** it, I'm promotin' you, not coke? Not meth?
If you don't die from that, I hope you die of sudden death
This is bein' hard, you're a soft fuckin' pussy, can I put it in?
Nah, I already stuck my dick in this battle, eat the chip off my shoulder
This battle between me in you, dog, it's over

---------------------(Bodybag)----------------------------

I guess mexicans can't rap then...

Haaaaaaaaa !!!
He said you work at Taco Bell
Then he said "Think Outside the bun"
Lmao you is crazy Bambino

Like that? Took me a while, probably woulda' messed it up in a real battle though.

UN-believable.

Armed and dangerous, staring through the mirror its a stranger, bust,
Open the door at 3:54 to see the dogs barking, then proceed to walking,
I see you with a glock, thought for a second before it cocked,
Feeling clips u explained the situation,
Precisely so we’d know exactly what we facing,
Its a crew, a pack if any gonna rob and beat you,
So what do you do? bich its untrue,
Sicker than your average, poppa gonna twist da cabbage,
Give it a chance it wont split water like grease,
So let me speak my peace, piece of truth,
Broke as shyt in the hood prolly forever till depression end,
Till the rocks be back and ascend,
Get with this nigga its easy, bich’s run around its sleazy,
Too easy to phaze me, uncraze me niggas at the corner i aint forget you,
And i say nigga too, fuq color we all da same red, white and blue!
I been in this game for years, dont take no jealousy in tears,
But most ya niggas ride violence, and trust me its better in silence,
Never keep no weight on you,
Them casts will squeeze your guns too,
Its your friends you need to keep closer,
Bullets toss’d and you find yourself on the poster,
Behind a milk carton your gone,
Hiding in the ground under some lawn,
Seen in, about around the city fast,
Playing monopoly with real damn cash,
Selling rocks whenever the wrong time dont drop,
Give it a push and find it plop,
And you knocking to fuq with me?
Wow, and i thought i was crazy.

-Iggy.

Flipped Punchline Of The Day vs. BombScare:

You wrote:



My response:

I'll give you something on your plate
You would think it wasn't a fishy move until you had mussels chucked in your face

Best punchline vs worst punchline award goes to....... Drumm roll
da da da da da da da da da da illustraight

Your sexuality is a mystery like tom cruise
I can tell because of your lower back butterfly tattoos 
Mexican? Creo que los mexicanos no puede rimar
This is like eminem vs everlast quit rap and get back to the guitar
You actually think you a superstar? 
Haha you can't even relize that you've been beaten
I'd say your alright but your no where near decent 
The whole cop precint thinks you should be arested for what youve done to rap
With all this I'm better than you guys crap 
I killed you illustraight buried you and bambs revived you just to kill u again
This is my domain shut up cuz u lowest on the food chain
The only way u entertain is if somebody dunked you in acid rain
Imma close this out with a little Spanish 
Before the king sends you to the dungeons to get banished
Me gustaría que se corte vertical de la muñeca
de esa manera no tiene que ser el que se asegura de que no existen

Anybody fresh here want to battle me, Bambino want a second war? anybody other than illustraight for now because i battled him many times in the past. I fi beat my next opponent ill battle Ill.ustraight

i never battled you before, lets go BIAATCH

lets see wat yu got, battle u anyday

Start it up then kid

(I) **** with Yo Brain like Cocaine
(Can) Suff-O-Cate ya with Propane
(Kill) Off your plan for Big Dreams
(You) Could not Match me at Sixteen

This Writer was blocked, its like my mind had a Lock
But i Survived and im NOT! Gonna Sit cry and Just Watch
Me slide from the top, Im climbing and ill fight for my Spot
Because its not the Dog in the fight but the FIGHT IN THE DOG!

Settle Back you aint Meant to Rap, Just Sell some Crack and Reefer
I Never Grasped, id be battling Raps Rebecca Black or Beiber
From Monday to "FRIIIIIDAY"(Rebecca black), your serving the Lunchline
And Sunday, is My'Day to strike at you "ONE TIME"(Beiber)
With Punchlines
Check my Bedroom, Filled with real Classic Rap Posters, Boy
This bitch cant tell the difference from Pac and that faggit Soulja boy
Ill crack your nose for joy, and laugh when you give up to violence
Here come the sirens, now i better run like its the London riots
Bitch please im Sixteen, your Fifty or Sixty
I got big dreams to hit Tv's and live life like a Rich G
Getting frisky with bigg tittie bitches called Christy and Linzie
While your drowing your sorrows with bottles of Whiskey
You Career, its HISTORY!