Neverending Rap Battle

Okay sasokolac you definitely got your ass beat. WhiteMofo killed your ass. Take a seat and try and battle someone as bad as you.

Amen

God loved you so much he saved you a seat in this forum
But I’m careening onto the scene and and stealing it from him
You try to mop me, but I sweep you off your feet with my mopper
Then use a machine to clean your teeth off my floor
Use a “Spongebob” to soak off the seaps from my drawer
This is inconceivably raw - don’t think you’ve ever seen this before
If your rap is dirty then I’m cleaning it off
And leave you with as many “Exit Wounds” as Steven Seagal’s
You’re “Marked For Death” like Tupac said in one piece of his song
I swing at you with the lethallest bar
Crack your head into two, brain squished like tinned meat in a jar
You’re so drugged up you might as well have abused the speed from your car
Your Pontiac, Buick, Lamborghini or Ford
Toyota, Bugatti, your Mitsubishi or Porsche
Talk today, and you won’t even see a tomorrow
Carve a mark onto your chest like the Z from the Zorro
I speak Spanish, your girl’s my senorita
I pull out the nina and help her learn the seguadilla
La Cucaracha, listen to my samba
My corrido got all the ladies doing the naughty salsa
Arriba arriba, vamos, maricon!
You’re homo like Kenneth Williams from Carry On!
My Dad IS abusive – well, he WAS to my mother
He used to cheat and beat on her in front of my brother
And I could tell that she really was hurting
It was Ike and Tina Turner – the Indian version!
You really have a knack of putting Illustraight down
But Illustraight is only coming in your face now
So get off the stage – but before you do, take a bow
Because this man is gonna rip the stage down
Like, “Great performance! The coolest I know!
Let’s give a hand for the Music Maestro!”
Your cartoon has ended, hang all of your robes
Yebedee yebedee yebedee ..... THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

Up up, come on, faggot = Arriba arriba, vamos, maricon

Of course you included Mitsubishi in your rap
What kind of Asian doesnt do that?
Your probably sittin right now in front of your computer watchin Internet Porn
Your rap game is fake as Kelly Osbourne
"Uh Oh" yeah I went there
Now "Shut Up" and give me my throne cause I care
You aint nothin, your just a creep
I'll autograph my new CD if you promise not to watch me sleep
Your dad must've fucked an animal
Because you talk **** like one of them "Hills Have Eyes" cannibals
Start at you neck and watch you choke
Fall to your knees and..... well watch you choke
But I aint fuckin around, this is no joke
With this much fuckin charisma I can start a colt
From my head down to my toes, made of solid gold
You, your posse's name probably is "Metaphorgasims"
"Yeah thats a good idea lets go throw lightning bolts at um"
I didnt train for this battle dude
How you plan to stop me kid?
I was throwin slaps of meat at your mom
And I dont mean like Rocky did
Damn she can be a little bitchie
I beatin you like Lionel Richie, "Your the Only One"
You got beat by me, a white kid, smakin you in the face
Like Jamie Foxx did
"LL" you need to get your "Cool" down
Cause "J" I really don't care, okay?
This is me Illustraight, Im sparrin not reppin
The way Im gonna remember you is
When Will Smith was chasin you in I am Legend
Im a fan off MMA, thats when they kick eachothers ass, kinda like this thing
Imma fuckin Dan Henderson your ass Michael Bisbing
Your ass switched from Boy to Dike
Just so he could look a little more like Sporty Spike
I hope this rap can fit
But Ill? Ill, what the ****? That sounds like ****

Yeah, Google Translate helps, he's asian though, I dont know how he knows spanish

Mida pendejo, porque tu sabes espanol con tu es un chino??!! That was to Illustraight. My B

wtf!? i didn't wrote that!
who the f*ck got my pass,
i'm gonna kick his ass,
you maybe think this is bullshit,
but those are not the lyrics i spit,
i'm not the one, who's steeling lyrics from other guys,
and i'm not the one who's telling lies,
i make my own rimes,
and my own lines,



that up here was lyrically... but really somebody got my pass :/
any idea who?

Wtf are u talking about those are the exact lyrics to forever u expect me to believe that they just accidentally popped into ur head and u wrote them down and what do u mean by pass?

Ohh password I gotcha now but still just stop I already killed u and I don't feel like beatin on a dead dog if u had more complex rhymes u might stand a chance but for know stop pop drop mop isn't gonna cut it

I didn't even use Google Translate. It was from my own knowledge.

Why does everyone keep thinking I'm Chinese just because I'm Asian? Do you know that there are OTHER types of Asian nationalities BESIDES Chinese and Japanese? I DID SAY in one of my earlier responses that I was SOUTH ASIAN.

You should get sued for theft - I don’t know WHY Bambs has lost it
Try to be a black man, but you’re a white Cadbury’s chocolate
I make a Boost come out of you while I spit on the scene
While GJayPro and yourself just sit there and Dream
You’re a couple of Baby Ruth candybars, I think you’ve all gone “nuts”
Lost your “fillings”/feelings – go ahead and pick your Mars bars up
Way to rhyme “watch you choke” with “watch you choke”
A weak version of Jack Napier – your bar’s a “Joke”!
Call me a farmer, ‘cause when the llamas tote
You’ll be falling on your +butt+ like a farm of +goats+
Yeah, my name IS Dike .... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang at your click
Your dame’s a +Dyke+, who sucks a +Van+ full of +Dicks+
Call me Dr. Mark Sloan, I have you fired like a burner
And you can call THAT a “Diagnosis Murder”
Just because I’m Asian, you keep thinking I’m Chinese
But I own you like a PUSSY – you would think I was Siamese
You’ve done it now, Bambino – you’re in a HEAP of trouble
I’ll “Bam”-Bamb with +Pebbles+, put him underneath the +Rubble+
Like Lionel Richie, my rhymes have been “Stuck On You”
Now you’re “Running With The Night” with multiple scars on you
I’m once a man, you’re “Three Times A Lady”
I flame-grilled your ass – the fire is CRAZY!

OK 2 things. 1st where you calling me out in this rap??? 2nd judging by how smart you with the vocab and everything I'm guessing your Indonesian???

I'm calling you out not out of hate or disrespect, but for competition. And I'm not Indonesian, I'm Indian.

man.. i can't stop... like prodi-g said ''i'm a lyrical miracle''
haha
you know what i mean, i'm so stubborn, i can't quit..


we could have a pause,
but i'm not gonna run away like a little mouse..
i'm not dead already,
come on, for you i'm ready,


man... what do you think? i think i'm pretty good for my years..

No sorry. I used Google Translate cause I dont know spanish

First of all SOUTH ASIAN
I was suppose to rhyme choke with choke
Look its Jack Napier, my bar's a joke? Look at yours you just about choked
Dont know what wordplay is faggot
Take a seat on the wood
Face it brother you aint Brother Ali good
This is nascar the tires and the shocks
Swearin your Ricky Bobby thinkin your hot but your not
GJayPro and **** everyone follows us
The only GOAT you are is "Mr. Tumnus"
But the fire marshall is here
Hey Bob Ross go paint yourself a happy little rap career
Your outdated from the Goonies
And now somehow your makin our Suzukis
Give me a plate of sushi
I need more though to feed upon
Cause frankly I aint filled up from South Asian mom
Who the **** you learn Karate from?
Konny Chong?
I got so much rap pride
You, your a hoe from Shanghai
I kick some **** with a little freestyle

Better cross your t's and dot your i's
This movie though is where the Asian actually dies
You wouldnt be a heavy weight if we were both the same size
Your the only one who hangs out with gangs that dont create crime
If it aint clear I'll make it clear, I'm savage
I clearly have a 2 to 1 advantage
Sneakin through customs with an unconcealed weapon
Your neck is drippin
Oh **** look Illustraight's neck is missin!!

Hit you with a few words you may not know
I'ma hit you with the sneak attack call it counterflow
Your rhymes are like ewwww call em sourdough
I spit like a river with ferocious currents, streamflow
Faked your ass out like Rajon Rondo
If you want some spanish then ciate, silencio
I'm the main land of this forum or a plateau
Your just cluster of the smallest archipelago's
I'm full grown with the sickest flow
Your no where near my state of growth, embryo
I'm still shining, you ain't got glow
I'm like Bill Gates mansion, your just a bungalow
Now whats with all the baseball
**** it, lets give it out to the best sport, basketball
Your sick filthy ass is in parole
Me, Well I'm like that alpha-tocopherol
How is that for some big words?
Probably look like your chocking more than frigatebirds
Your Indian? can't that also be west Asian?
That means your Pocahontas ass has crusty skin on occasions
My verses causing it to peel, you need microdermabrasion!

I got your competition

Yo my other account got hacked I made a new one If u get anything from the old one it's not me