Neverending Rap Battle

NIgga u taking my target **** off and get ur own
u can get all ur friends to rap against me and ill still beat u alone
ur so **** its not funny ur not even not on my level
u say ur in hell , well u are im the ******* devil
nigga if i was u i would run and try to hide in a cave
well hidden from me
cause if i find ya , ur gonna be my slave
AGAIN
cause this rap doesnt involve ya
nothign does thats why ur mum and dad sold ya
to me nigga so u wanna talk again imma torture
talk again ill make u and ur mum work for money in a brothel
little bitch u be struggling cause of ur mums blue waffle.

collectivemind

That was a nice try son tryin to get at me
I guess theres a lot u dont know about me
im not a slave im the slave owner
u must have been confused while u were lookin at that boner
you say youll beat me alone its obvious ur a loner
u dont want me to take ur taget cuz ur afraid ill do better
faggot I bet he got on a holiday sweater
you know like santa cuz men are ur dreams
u decided to make me ur enemy we could have been on the same team
no use now cuz I rain supreme
im not even not on ur level wtf man that makes no sense
u may think this is defense but its really offence
ill beat u in the past present and future tense
now get back at me with one of ur purchased verses
now u got bad luck cuz ur under my curses
see u later I hope u know that this was a bad idea
my words come out easy like diarrhea
this verse is done cuz honestly I dont give a ****
get back at me with ur hardest hit

Exterminate the herds of fakes
The pearly gates a worthy place
Your servents yet to learn your slaves
At thirty eight an early grave.....
Is possible

Back on my grind,
one mo' time,
see a star shine,
Bitch in mah hood, you won't live to see the first crime.
You a bitch ass pussy, you and ya fags are gay,
You try to stunt, acting like ya Cool J.
You as soft as a feather,
betta get cleva
Step up to this arithmatic,
you cant handle this,
so you hate on this
This the only chance you got left.
climbing to the top so i dont misstep
And mah rhymes neva stop cuz I'm HipHop's best.
Diving in this game like a mothafucking medium,
my rhymes are like lava,
melting the inside'a ya.
Time to roll up mah sleeves and get to work,
You bitch ass rap like Joe Dirt!
Look at you, tryna play hard!
You aint playing ****, you a joker card.
Bitch where I'm from, you couldn't take the heat.
My lyrics'll put you under six feet deep.
Don't you see Dogg, I can't be beat!

U say ur hiphops best but u cant penetrate my vest
better than the rest people like me more than an oversized breast
silicon chest never know who im gonna go at next
charliesforce or collectivemind
either way the win is mine
but first imma own this bitch d9...tap
aint no reason for u to rap
all this **** took like 15 minutes to write
but ur verse took a whole night
get ur **** right and take on a real rapper alright
even though my jeans are tight
I could still whip ya ass in a fight
come on homo show no fear
scared to look down the barrel of my gun u queer
acctually forget it u aint worth my time
waistin my bullets on u would be a crime

So you talk about killing people but I don't do that.
yeah I'm from the streets, it's called a culdesac.
When you rap I turn it into acid,
I'll spit that back your till dick goes flaccid.
I'm reptilian like placid,
I think you need glasses
cause you can't see that I just schooled you in the classics.
Because my ****'s massive and so fantastic,
they be saying that I'm tungsten but you just plastic.
I shoot holes through your raps like MJ shoots balls into a basket.

Oh thats cool I live on a culdesac
im surprised ur talkin smack
cuz u know ill strike right back with my very own attack
decisions decisions which one comes off the gun rack
im talking bout killin cuz imma true villain
now im not sayin im the greatest alive
but the whole club jumps when I arrive
funny u should talk bout MJ chicago used to be numba one
till wade and bosh ended up on a team wit lebron
they be killin the nba like im killin u d9
next on my list collective mind
see I just killed two birds with one stone
less than 1% of my raps have been shown
cuz its obvious I got more rhymes left in my noggin
im runnin while the rest of the game be joggin
rockin the jordans and the yankee cap fitted
ur rhymes come out ya ass which mean theve been shitted

Man you cant rap for ****
thats it
i cant stand these new people who get on here and try to be the best
but no matter your just like the rest
lest you improve we r gonna make you move to another battle
cuz here ur a cattle and wer the farmers
and im the one with qwerty armin her... i mean him
my bad
whats up with this new guy d9?
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
you better run b4 i sic my my k9 on u
me and qwerty r gonna kill u with our fresh skill
and shove a pickle up ur ass, dill!
then make u eat it
its covered in ****
it is heated from the hot air comin from your trap
because unlike us you cant rap
oh snap
take a lap
you dumbass d9 tap

Aiyoo, Um, Um

You fuckin with D9, I'll kick your ass
Hang you out to dry in a body cast
Mo'****** he's trying just like you
Except he can succeed... and well... you?
Slim Shady? What the hell you got?
I think Marshall would kick your ass on the spot
You aint nothing compared to Slim
**** it lets stop talkin about him
I cant believe your fucked up name
Give me a shot of booze and a good dame, so I can,
**** up this mo'******
When the cold wind blows, I know you'll be feelin me
I'll cut you down just like a Christmas Tree
Im Santa Claus, **** yeah I said it
I'll throw your faggot ass in the ocean with jaws
Dont **** with me or D9
This is it
Oh yeah you know your K9?
If someone ask, tell em I had a permit!

yo nigga your rap aint ****
your ******* ass should get hit
lame ass wanna be
little boi wanting to be like me
Your white ass gonna get shot
Your gonna be moving like a ******* robot
Little wanna be white boys trying to rap
Your rap stinks worse than my crap.
Just quit your a ******* joke
Peace out before i choke

buck joe
you ******* hoe
you aint **** i hope you know
no disrespect this is my second rap
all i know is mine isnt crap
do you think your badass
you stink worse than my ******* gas
yes, the one from my ass
you ******* hillbilly bitch
lol your gonna end up in a ditch

you all sincerely piss me off !!!!! why wont you feeble basterds BATTLE ME ????

i will battle you but i aint ****

**** with the newslimshady u fuckin wit me
ill hang u in a tree as i **** ur H.O.E
throw em in the ocean with jaws i think ur stealing eminems line
i think its bout time that u get taught a lesson
like a cop ill arrest u for possesion
then sell the drugs myself to get out of my recesion
like satan ill reach up and pull u down
to where my career originated u know the underground
i gots a k9 too its a great dane
i could kill u with only the relction of my chain
24 carots hanging on my neck
better bring the jaws of life to this car reck
cuz we gone have to extract u mr.bambino
i look so fly made it from hong kong to reno
no stops its a direct flight
im like a 3 year olds pussy... tight
so get back to me when u get some good rhymes alright

if u wanna battle so bad get off the computer
go back to rap school i can be ya tutor
like a college football team im the recruiter
i decide who gets in and who gets lost
and sorry but u dont make the cut now piss off
like your boyfriends salad u just got tossed
other words ur a faggit
a no good dirty maggit
like a facebook status i tagged it
u already know the name qwertyuioplkjhgfdsaz
it makes no sense but its got meanin
its the name youll hear when ur in ur room screamin
cuz u dont need a ghetto name to posess fame in this game
like rambo with an ak ill put u to shame

Thank you

You get off on battling those who do not think they are ****?

I do admire his humbleness but I do question what he is doing in an environment like this!

Oh by the way, I do not think negative of you neither! I hope I never do!

I dont think I seen lyrics wack like that
I dont think I've seen someone brag about themselves like that
Fuckin pussy
I'll finish you with my rhymes
You better test your time
Hey Mr. Officer I got a question?
When were you gonna teach me that lesson?
Were you suppose to make a point fuckin faggot?
Homie you gotta me kiddin, you and your braggin
Ill shoot and murder you
Cum back
And throw a nut at you...
Cashew
Your gonna die
Like Gary Coleman
Your wife will beat you
See Im a comedian
Mo'****** do you need to leave?
I'll fuckin throw your trash out
Oh yeah, and dogg, you really need to close your legs
YOU SMELL LIKE TROUT

thats the best u can man do throw a nut?
u rap as if ur takin a dick in the butt
ur mouth should get shut like a trannies vagina
god dammit ur just a bitchy ass whina
comparing me to gary coleman hes a short ass prick
but me im like 8 foot 6 with a 10 foot dick
i smell trout cuz i fucked ur girls tuna crotch
i got it on video if u wanna watch
just open the closet and look by the belts
and while ur there do us a favor and hang urself
i dont get why im rappin on a computer i have a life
exuse me as i **** my model wife
saw a gun fight but i only got this knife
came out on top aint no stoppin me
im about to take all ur money like we playin monopoly
now im ballin like im chris bosh
mee get beat by u? thats pish posh
tik tok goes the clock countin the hours u have left to live
you might as well give... up
ur filled with more **** than two girls one cup
i think this verse has gone on long enough

professor you think ur bad ****
we all know u get this from a google so dont throw a fit
i fucked your mom
she was a ******* bum
i thought she was a prostitute on the street
but it was just the smell of her feet
damn that caught me off guard
i had to stand away like a yard
away from that nasty slut
and she didnt even have a butt
that was a waste of money
sorry honey
your moms a lil bitch that suck my dick
but damn she was quick
i give her some credit
now i have to edit
this little rhyme about your sluttly ass mom
i came in here like a bomb
No disrespect
what eles culd you expect
from a white boy from a small town
too bad i aint brown
Peace out