Neverending Rap Battle

Reale ...... you bit me
Isn't that a bit shifty? I'm about to sweep you off your feet swiftly
Quicker than a Swiffer sweeper pickin' dirt off the floor
3-bar'd your ass, but I'm about to hurt you some more
Hope you've got your seat-belt strapped tight, I'm about to cart you through this
And I reckon I've got 11 more bars to do it
Reale, you're FAKE - that couldn't be a more sick punchline
I'll expose you like a news report that's done live
outside a courtroom, on the porch full of journalists
And tell you off before we all find out whose turn it is
to have their talent stripped, stolen or disregarded
I don't want anyone else to feel broken or disheartened
by what I'm about to say to this piece of ****
who thought it was okay to steal a piece of my wit
just to diss a competitor, a rhyme aggressor
If I was a mobster, I'd shoot you with my beretta
When it comes to this rap ****, I'm five times better
I can beat your ass with nine lines a letter
or a part of a rhyme I can build to make it twice as effective
You said one of my rhymes, I don't know why you ever said it
Maybe it was an accident, maybe it was to get respect
I don't know WHAT goes in inside that head
That sleazy, puny little wittle head of yours
Rip you apart like a set of drawers
You should've KNOWN better than to bite someone that's already used a line about vomit and sick, it's revoltin'
Oops .... I said it was gonna be just 11 rhyme bars
Now it's 11 by 2, that's 11 lines more
If you can count - but I don't give a crap
Mathematically or linguistically, I just whipped your ass
It's badminton, and I just won game, set and match for real
This whole verse is one, big slap to Reale! *slap*

And you can consider that a warning.

Is no-one gonna fight me?
Or do you blank me just to spite me?
Damn I told you motherfuckers I'm the lowest there is.
I raped Bambi's dead mum's corpse,
And made him watch it all of course
Before I forced the little ****** to drink all my piss.
ILLUSTRAIGHT,
Don't make me irate
Cos you know you'll hate the pain that comes of that.
I'll will make this all as plain as
I can: your momma's anus
Will be sagging from the shagging from my jimmy so fat.
So answer me fuckers, come and answer me soon -
Don't make me up and rape your favourite childhood cartoon.

im battlin u cuz

just gimme a moment and ill **** u up since u talkin' smack bruh bruh

Well, tickle me pink, it's the Japanese ******
Koni'ichiwa! (こんにちは。"Hello!") What's good, little brother?
So, I see you're a necrophiliac
You like havin' sex with dead bodies? Yeah, I'm feelin' that
And you like rapin' cartoon guys, do you?
Elmer Fudd should shoot a bullet right through you
Talking bullshit about Ills is what you like to do
You want to be fought? Okay, I'LL fight you, dude!
And maybe I'll take a cigarette light to you
Bye, bye! (*BOOM!*) I didn't know you could fly too
iamsam, you upstarter, your rhymes mean nada
You're pathetic; Anata wa orokada (あなたは愚かだ。"You're stupid!")
I'll hit you with a Shoryuken (昇龍拳 "Rising Dragon Fist") to kick your tooth in
Then finish it off with a super Shinryuken (神龍拳 "Divine Dragon Fist")
Jigoku ni ochiro (地獄に落ちろ "Go to hell!"), you crappy cheap bastard
I just kicked your ass in the Japanese language!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeh!
I AM SAM is in the house. Ain't nothing safe from my lyrics.
Ain't nothing sacred. I'm taking rap in a whole new direction... with my erection.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... Here it goes!
Yo yo yo!

Stereotypical?
Yeh, we can be critical
Of rappers these days all saying the same old stuff :
About guns and drugs and bitches,
About cars and ill-got riches,
Well I AM SAM's not down with that, I had enough.
Now let's not think that 82
Ain't had his share of lady-goo
Around his giant penis, sure I had that, yeh!
But after 99 trillion
Hot bitches shed vermilion
Blood upon my jimmy I thought to myself - meh.
And I hit a new direction
With my empire state erection
Stuck it in some things made Gary Glitter blush.
Let's not get perfidious -
Never in a kiddy, just
Any damn thing that could get me a rush.
First I fucked a lady,
ILLUSTRAIGHT, you know her maybe?
It was your grandma dude, at least I think it was, you see
I'm not sure what I heard
Cos all that bitch's words
Were muffled by my johnson as I filled her mouth with wee.
TIC TAC NICK
Your hamster felt my dick
But only for a second cos it pretty soon died.
You see I squeezed it up its ring
But it was just a little thing
And I must have ruptured something way up on its insides.
AKRAP
Know who helped me fap?
That's right, your sister, dude, that girl can cry! It's true!
Although she didn't wanna do it
She got really stuck into it.
Funny what a gun inside your mouth can do.
MONEYMAN
I don't think I can
**** any of your folk, dawg, those fuckers all got AIDS,
But I had to bust a nut
So I got your family mutt
And watched your momma **** it - she'll do anything for pay.

So fuckers here's my gimmick
I don't got no rapping limits
There's no ceiling on my reeling out the sickest rhymes
So go on big yourselves up
I'll just wank right into this cup
And when your back is turned I'll pour it on your flakes at breakfast time.

* For the record, I'm British*

*But me and Tic Tac Tic think you're Japanese*. LOL

See, I was right about you the first time.
You DO have a corpse fetish. After all, my grandma is DEAD.

R.I.P.
Catherine Megawarne

The only lady I see around here is "sam"
You try your best to knock me out in a bout when you can
Resort to family slang when you run out of plans
Like every other rapper does ..... how sad is that?
That's as cheap as trying to rip the microphone off LL's arm
Using it as a voice speaker - that alone is well wrong
One time for your motherfucking mind, friend
And I MEAN one, 'cause I won't say that line again!

I'm fuckin Croatian -.-
And what did my sister helped you in?

I wonna get some opinions bout my rap ... please contact me on my facebook

OK .. check this out check this out
Be afraid of me nigga like I look scary
Or I'll bust yo' ass like you were a fairy
Let me change yo' vocabulary, take a dictionary
This is science-fictionary, listen Mr. Mictionary
You say yo' a dogg, just barkin' never bite
I bark louder, and fight stronger, in the middle of my flight
I'm right above, rhymin' tight, I'm like Black knight
Well you know, my momma is afraid of armour,
I say who can harm me, but she is makin drama
I bet she can kill you, she can fill you
bullets in you, life bite you
You are alone, noone whit you, how feels when they hit you?
Yeaaah a when a white boi diss' you
Even small things piss you, Yo' gone, noone miss you
Where's now yo' bitch to kiss you?
Bitches show me love, I show non, my swagg rolls like I'm number one
so call me ˝leader˝, rulein' like Cesar
Am I badest of them all? tell mi mirror
My rage becomin'to big for the cage that it's trapped in
Then I learned to expres my feelings trough this rappin
All of you want my chain, here in the buissnes we're not playin
I know this is a game, but don't play, I'm just sayin'
Dont like me? I dont care, suck my dick
I'll diss you like Eminem dissed Lickity
I'm so sick call me sickity, flippin words, Flippity
**** yo' bitch, yo' momma, sister - pimpin it
Give up this **** befo' you lose all yo' dignity

Contact me on FB ... heres a link
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100001509384975
or give me your FB so I can contact you :-P

Yo' rap's good ... very good ...
Check this out ... ugh, ugh
Like Tyson, I'll knock you out in the first round
Just sit and wacht your ass goes down
You can be a star, just fuckin go trough
Nigga so ugly could act in Avatar 2
Ayo sucka, dontcha mess whit this
I was noone but became Fresh prince
Quit this game, you have no muscle
If your playin' good I'm like Wertbrook Russle
Puttin' my game on turnin'on hustle
You'r in the kitchen clenin' whit Mr. Musle
You'r not from the hood, can't feel this pain
No you'r not like eminem, me or lil wayne
This is Paranormal activity and you'r feelin it
My fuckin facility and I'm fuckin' killin it
I'm thug ridin on my B-M-X
Yeaah I look harder than D-M-X
I'll **** you' nasty momma, S-E-X
killin' this mic like Kobe does on court
Imma like Yao Ming, you'r a bit to short
You can't even get the bitch's shirt off
Smoked some weed now ready to put you in dirt dawg
goin' 6 feet underground, worms around you how that sound?
used to it? yeah that's you'r natural habitat
DJ spin it, it helps me chosein the words
and thights up my rime
gonna feel my rage you fuckin nerds
Goin' so bad its a fuckin crime
Song may not be the best but there's a soul in it
DJ, help me dissin this muthafucka just spin that ****

Just joakin' ... BTW I do this for fun not tu dissrespec someone

Same here! It's all jokes, I don't know any of you and so have no call to insult you. please don't take any of this stuff seriously. it's a game, and it's great to be so rude to a stranger for no-reason. My "raps" are all subtly self-mocking of the genre. I don't really rape cartoon characters!

Fine rapping by the way!

Thanks, do you really like my rappin? ... I'm trying so bad ... my Lifegoal is to becom rapper ... this is the **** I wrote ...
All jokes? That's good

I will update my texts every day .... I always write somthin ... If you wonna battle just challange me ... Reply yes ... or just start dissin' ... Im always ready

You do sound Japanese though. lmao

Let's rap .. I'm bored

Lol, you don't want none boy....

Hold on, lemme get at I am Sam

Iight ya. It's time to get back to rappin'. And I am Sam. You're the first on my **** list.

Look in front and tell you what I see?
I see lower-case, low-worth rap on my screen
Turn around and boom? What? Are you banging a big drum?
Make sure you bang it nice and hard, just like I banged you mum
When on court you're like ray charles, reaching out in frantic hope
That might be the excuse you use every time you make a grope
Yeah right, you're trying to catch the ball...you're trying to grab blokes
Cos its all about my man p-jangles
The one who prances like bojangles
The one with a beer gut and love-handles
The one who wears fake eyelashes, lipstick and bangles
The one who likes to please himself with foot-long candles
The one who'll try to sneak it in your back door from all angles
You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Tic Tac Nic, the MC Pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to f*ck me cuz I'm famous,
So I f*cked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her as*hole ( * )
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again

- TTN

You say you wanna rap WITH me, or AGAINTS me??

Whit you ... you'r too good for me
Crazy rhymes ... I'll try to write some **** here

Ugh ugh .. check this , look

I'll be the best rapper alive,
crazy rhymes like Tokio Drif ride
Better stand by my side, or die whit eyes open wide
See, My life is hard, not easy like yours Tic Tac Nik
Imma blow you ass, cat, make you go down and sinck
Listen to the Mr. Mictionary,
cos all I'm sayin is slang, cant be found in dictionary
I'm gonn be hero, all you niggaz zero
Underground legend, you stay here kido
Yeah, yo' rhymes good, fly like a bird
My rhymes better, runnin to ya nerd
I'm just wormin' up, yo' coolin' down
You are funny to me lika a fuckin' clown
My niggaz occupied you, they suround
Goin under, 6 feet underground
I know I'm white, but my rap's great
I'm abel to do things you nigga CAN'T ....

RAP ... Don't kill me right now ... save somthin' for later ...