Neverending Rap Battle

u punks ! still dont get it eh?

yes , I know that its just a rap battle seems like im the only one , when u bitches n i mean prashant an tic tac r biting lines an think its ok !
no it's not

the reason illustraight an those guys are rooting for me isn't cause i mentioned them , i specifically mentioned ppl who i rap battled b4 an show'd something real

u get the picture

or maybe ur just now starting to wonder why i underline those verses 4 ya

cause bottom line , ur not as good as you claim an we are better !

look ur just wasting my time , This is a Rap Battle Site

u have something to say put it in a rap !!!

I know all the phycological tactics to get you guys worked up
why do u think the 1st verse with out a bitten line
came after i challenged you 2?

Peace again

yo heres how u know ur fake

we all took turns on du du c an now his **** is better than yours

so props to dudu c for the improvement

n **** these bitches!

stacking the puns
packing a gun
verbal bullets crackin the gums
gattling guns
of fact
battleing scum,

who think they above that
99.9 percent bacteria
rap theory a how when i rap people that hear me clap an cheer me
step in the ring ,u tap in nearly the speed of light
im reppin the ink a weapon of what people really think
only chance of sucess is when ur death suceed ur life
don't need a mic
, just my breath , breathing life , to the cyph
when you believe in what you write
im leaving **** u bite me's ,
on the grenade field
saying **** you fight me
Hip Hop will still live despite me
write these , hype free's, rock reebok an nikes ,light trees
like christmas
murder emcee's only the mic witness
above yea head like light fixtures
might flicker ,
make drugs just like tracks just need the right mixture
call it the dope inside the placebo ,
put the needle in ur heart maybe ? MIGHT hit ya !
mic ripper, cyph crippler, write wit the , hype literature !

I ain't ya business that ya losing ,
I am a gainer with what i am amusing //
always judged by the cover of my books ,
in the flocks i was like a nook overlooked //
galaxies zoomed in to see me from closer,
after came the gravitons makin me the causer//
now i choose to win these battles i am into ,
depths were has-beens, Its d deepest core i'v been to//
I cause d big bangs inside the human brains ,
speed's get paused wen i vanish ya games //
Calculations of your prodigies fail in my physics ,
cause my sciences divide a second into millions of minutes//
my level of imagination is impossible to reach
coz i design the brain channels of you street G's //

Mofo' @ I am calling you off and hope you dun copy my copywritten rhymes ************ straight from a grey brain ...

Hi, professor - I’m back to rhymin’ with ya
I like your mixtures
Makes me much higher than an air flight to India
I’m a pantomine artist recitin’ lines and scriptures
My style is sicker
Plus my hairline is slicker
Than a throwback jersey or Kevin Federline as a singer
I’ll spit a line witcha
Split it down the middle like we were halvin’ a cheesecake or a pizza pie with peppers
How d’you want it? Chilli-dried or freshed up?
Addin’ on some extras - lettuce, olives and cheddar
Maybe pieces of Tic Nac, maybe Prashant or venom
Mix some Dudu in a pot and spray it over the base
I got the whole dinin’ table covered with plates
With some tabasco in the middle
Some pesto and some fizz too
And for dessert, some Haagen-Dazs with DBS bringin’ the Minstrels
This rap game is a feast, let the beatin’ ensue
Any emcee gets to steppin’, then we’ll feed on them too
The way I give these fuckers beatings is inconceivably true
And this is not a pleasant thing, it’s unbelievably cruel
Look, I get it poppin’ like I was workin’ at a concession stand
A cowboy rapper pickin' lines out of my Stetson hat
No use fightin’, Ills got you slaughtered already, boy
‘Cause my rhymes shine like the glimmer restored to the penny coins

my bad it took so long to reply, but i got you playboy

you dont know what the hood about, so shut your ******* mouth
cuz when them pistols poppin', man it aint that much to talk about
but you know what it is, i stay lettin them thangs off
i move you lil niggas like puppets with the strings off
im a beast, plus i stay lighting the piff up
the hallow tips make your chest hurt, like the hickups
and ill give your ass a flat bed, like a pickup
or a s ten, you can pick your best ten
i could battle them plus you, and your best friend
but im the best man, i aint never lost a match
bitch i throw bullets, put your gloves on so you can catch
but im a threat, you should leave me be
yeah im brown, but bout the green, like a ******* tree

hahaha never lost, son. give me a reason to pull out all the stops

i dont mean to disrespect you, **** it i do
we can battle one on one, or one on two
bitch, im the best, and im itching to prove it
i aint never lost a battle, and i doubt you can do it
the last guy i battled said "nah man, screw it
every single line he crushed, how does he do it"
bitch i spit sick, like some type of fluid
it could be practice boy, and determination
all you little rats and bugs im exterminatin
and i aint bangin, i aint slangin no signs
i got niggas that will roll up, and smoke you like dimes
im fine, just wishing youd try me
ive been itching to fight, like poison ivy

This is my attempt of a battle, i dont usually battle so this is what i come up with in 15-20 minutes

You cracking gums im rapping puns-not intended
Faggots run when this manic cunts, guns erected
Slugs ejected
Need a medic for this chump, his Tums disected
Tounges directed in his bum
I suspect its Prashant
He licks his own ass, thats why theirs **** coming from his gums

But you claim to be the best thats why you called the professor
But you dont express what you profess so just confess your no better
Than Tic Tac lol
He rips tracks, spits facts
You pinch kids with M jack in the pitch black

AHHHHHH WHATEVER MAN I TRIED LOL

I'll look back and see what you got bruh lol

Aye, sorry if I interupted ya, I've been on this site like a month before I came in, and my friends and family said I have "some" rap talent, so I just wanted to test it to the best on here, u feel me
And I understand now why thepreffesor rated ya, that was my fault for sayin the wrong ****

And gosh damn, everybody comin' at me now.....
I got you venom, dudu c, and flyboy.....

@flyboy1,
I appreciate the rhymes, but you aint just my time
I got another 2 up my ass, and I still havnt read their lines
Energy buildin up, I'm startin to shine
You'll be prayin to me when I'm dead and your head is on my shrine
Your huntin with the constellation that starts with Lord
And I'm huntin with the word that cuts like a sword
You throw bullets? da **** is that gonna do? leave a brooz on my knee?
I got glocks that throw bullets that bring you Gs down town to your wannabes MCs
And tonight Im about to let the light shine so bright on this lyrical airplane im on 'cause im bout to take flight
Flight so high that my height is 100x over your "my raps so tight"
Well your right to the wrong and I'm wrong to right 'cause imma kill this dude so hard he feel my frostbite
Iight? Alot of "ites" in those sentences 'cause I feel the energy the spit
And this is what its gonna be like until you lose, 'cause even if I rap battle horribly Ill NEVER quit!

@venomin,
That was nice, nice for a newcomer
In fact, I may have to"copy right" those 'cause you think Im dumber
Da ****? Since when did I copyright? I hate these niggas man
Copyright is a law and Im not willing to do it
So stop gettin' big wit me 'cause your so fuckin small im about to lose it
Time to this rap gain, Im bout to leave this dude in pain
He's gonna remember my name when I leave him all ashamed
Imma make it rain all over your race, then spray your ass with mace
'Cause you smell like ****. Physics nerd, now I know why you smell like ****, your a fuckin turd
Yea I like to leave comedy in my raps, make them more "amusing" to read
Imma **** on this dude so hard, it will leave vains poppin out my neck indeed
Im like Rajon Rondo, I got the number nine on my back
Tic Tac Nic got so many tracks on this CD makin it fresh like Tic Tac's.....
Imma street rapper, so I do all my rhymes in disses
'Cause when shoot your rhymes at me its like a basketball hoop and you always get the misses
4 dudes comin at me, how is this fair?
**** it, i wont back down from you fake Gs 'cause imma bring you all down to your knees...

That’s okay, you can hate me; we’ve got nothing in common
**** battlin’, we should drop bombs like Osama
So hard it’ll be speeched by Barack Obama
Only one of us will get the lion’s share of the slaughter
So you’ve never lost a battle? That’s a logical fallacy
If so, then how come you got your ass destroyed by me?
I’m about to rip open your ass wide
You say the last guy gave up …… well, I’m not that last guy
You spit so sick you literally vomit
Throw up all of your fish and **** in the toilet
Now you’re lookin’ at your own sick, and it makes you wanna hurl
You wouldn’t know practice if it impregnated your girl
My raps leave you dazed and in a curl
Phased up in a twirl and get you crazed up in a whirl
I’m nine miles ahead of you, my style has severed you
If you’re itchin’, it’s because Poison Iv(y) infected you

@theproffesor,
Imma take a shot at the "Number 1 Rap Battler Here"
HAHAHAHA! It's nice to finnnnnaaally get the chance to rap battle your ass
Imma leave my 100% just for you........

Imma get the glass and milk and get my oreos
OKay, look, this is how my story goes
Imma take on 4 of your asses and fight ya like you my foes
'Cause your voice box is like "streeeeeeech" as some of us hear it
No one wants fuckin get close to your ass 'cause your game sucks and no one wants to get near it
Im bout to tear **** up, leave a big ass gash in your soul
I got the rap game power to fight you all some moe
Take a chance, and see if you can beat the Tic
'Cause I got ya lyin to other people like "I can definatly beat Nick"
Well like Venomin said, you judgin a book by its cover
My lyrical capabilities are gonna make you flip over
Like the earthquake in Haiti, **** was not a joke
Imma 'cause a earthquake in your career, go crazy in your mind, then make you choke
You gonna wish my new freestyles were like my old ones, when I came into this battle
Imma hoist your ass so high you are gonna wish you have never came into this game
My rap fame is here, but yours is no where close near, imma shart on you with my black ass rear
You go no where, 'cause I got you in check with my word-to-word dialect
I got the modern-day tech in my flow like some pussy dough
Imma end this rap with one of my signature moves
um.....lmfao...i dont know bruh

Aye, I'm battlin fuckin 100 people at once, done judge my raps if they corny
Im tryin to stay up with ya
LMFAO!

@Dude C,
Oh **** I forgot about you dog my fault...LMFAO, Im trippin today man....

I most know that your peepee is small is because yo bitch told me
But enough about dicks, talkin about them is gay
I relating to **** and Piss, jesus man not the "Hey! Hey!!!!"
My energy is set for all 4 of ya, the Tic Toc is clickin on the Clock
And Imma kill ya with my rhymes 'cause they on top of this Bishop
Imma flip flop on your rhymes 'cause cause they weaker than warm plastic
My rhymes go galastic 'cause they just too fantastic
And first of all, I cant hit the wall 'cause the wall is made of bricks
You give hot baths to chick that dont even get the licks
You got me with the Antoine Dodson, but im still STANDIN TALL in this arena
If I suck at rap battlin at most, then you're no better than John Cena!

I don't claim to be the best

you all name me the best

proclaim he the best

saying yo ur heard prof spray ? mang he the best
when he spray u may need a vest , epinephrine needle in ya chest
yo what kinda vanity do u want me to express
I ryhme the spine a humanity, Stand up for what we feel in the chest
we real n willin ta bet , my flows cutthroat spillin ya neck
when ya feelin my breath on ur shoulder its just death
saying relax it aint ya time , for that
but time to either have a greater mind with no fake in mind
my iris blackholes i'll take ya shine , leave fate defy'd ,
ya'll mouth's open im the mathmetician at'll close the great divide
let out the great ape inside , swinging from tree to tree vap the sky

prof what you packing , universal fact reactin with ur inner axioms
ur looking for washingtons ben franklins an jacksons
they buried , but you don't wanna dig through history
ud rather dig ur pocket , to buy a bottle of misery


take an axe to rap , get that **** on the grind
rip on a rhyme , grab that axe an start splittin minds
what do they like more his freestyle or written rhymes
ya'll pussy kitten kind , wax on wax off spit n shine
the karate kid
we'll ya'll whack off act whack an get whacked off body a kid
how probally acid
,junkyard jackie chan ,backyard bruce lee gotta be plastered
the drunkn monk an monkey funk gotta be mastered
pyrotechnician when ur listen'n rock funk hip hop'll be blasted
ya'll ******* **** , u should teach sodomy classes

Illustraight I kill a fake ,
is that a battle ? can't tell if ur with me ? or jsst tryin diss me .
close ya legs it's smelling kinda fishy .ya rhymes are swiss cheese
there's holes in ur theory's ,
prof makin ryhmes space n time fold in near me
i got gold in my theory's,
with soul an nearly,
675million miles faster on the mic
then ya'll basterds ,
faster then light
ya'll wanna master the mic, but ur to lazy getting blasted on the pipe
I harass kids on a mic , kick ass n blast on a cyph
walk up to my hugh hef robe an tie it with Tight rope ,
cause everything I writes dope, hype flow
, it's like hope ,
it might op-en ur eyes
the dreamer
turn to ur worst nightmare
, i'll herosheem ya , with a calm demeanor , sudam regime ya
u a follower , im more then an army leader
generally speakin, im freakin teaching, ryhme tweaking,
the vibrations our minds leaking

MILK N OREO'S UV NEVER HAD A COOKIE
ROOKIE NEVER HAD THE NOOKIE
I GET MORE NUMBERS THEN A BOOKIE
U LOOKIE LIKE A WOOKIE ,
MAYBE U CAN MOOSH MOOSH WITH SNOOKIE

U SAY IM A BEAST U HEARD ME ROAR
NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH UR WORDS,BEFORE
U END UP ON A JERSEY SHORE , EVERY WORD U SLURR WE SNORE

DON'T BURDEN ME WITH YOUR BORING INSECURITIES
LEAVE YOU BURIED BURGUNDY INVERTEDLY
VERTICALY FEET UP, BEAT UP , EAT UP , YA WORM FOOD
WOULDNT HAPPEN IF U WERENT RUDE
NOWHERE TO GO NOONE TO TURN TOO

GUESS THIS IS IT