Neverending Rap Battle

Lol. I got you...

Yo, man, you’re the bomb
But you talk like a housewife; you’re a Mum
Yeah, I’ve got a problem, involvin’ your punk-ass
I’ll leave you dumped in the trunk fast, folded up like a bus pass
As for your lie detector, I bugged it
Wrecked it and fucked it, so now it looks a mess when you plug it
How would you know that I’m fake? Because of the flow that I make?
**** that, I take your garbage lines and throw them away
That **** is trash for the collectors to pick up
I’m cruel to your ass, I’m stricter than Hitler
Now I’m just another stuck-up bitch that you’re pissed at
**** words, I hit you back with pictures and dingbats
If I amount to more ass than hoes at concerts
****, I’d say you’re gettin’ too close for comfort
‘Cause you ARE ass, your flow is nonsense
And also you’re a homo that’s closet
This isn’t my best rap, but I’m bendin’ your neck, crack!
‘Til you skid and then ebb back like a kitchen or bed mat
You’re no match for me, so it’s better you step back
Lest I’ll drown you with a bottle of American mint Schnapps

And as for YOU, you gutter-crawlin’ cur
You deserve a kickin’ and a stompin’ to the kerb
You’re not innocent, you’re as guilty as sin
You claim that you’re in it to win
But I know that flyboy SUCKS, so I’m diminishin’ him
With a short verse that’s slimmin’ him thin
I’m observin’ your spit, but I’m murderin’ it
Sittin’ on you like you were part of the furniture, bitch
With this pad and a pencil, I make you mad and go mental
Tryin’ to mash with a general, you get smashed like a kettle
How d’you like that, little feral? You think my rappin’ is dreadful?
Disgusting, bad, disgraceful? Nah, that was bestial!
I come back at you senseless for a man who is gentle
A gentleman with a good heart and a bad temperamental
You just pissed me off, ****** - go back to your kennel
‘Cause DOG, you’re a MUTT who’s been attacked by a PITBULL

@ TIC TAC NIC
Yo haha you already know that **** was stupid
I'm not goin to **** on that now, its bullshit and you know it
You say you won this 10 times in a row, how foolish !, quit dreamin
Bitch we didn't even battle 10 times, read **** before you start writin
But who am I kiddin, Tic get back to kindergarten and learn countin'
Too late for that now, now sit back, relax and enjoy my lyrical friction
I'm bout to overdose you with my sick flow, here comes the rhyme injection
You named yourself that ****, now you askin me whats "Tic Tac Nic" ??
It isn't worth it, all I know is that it rhymes with "Suck My Dick"
That bitch you fucked wasn't my girl, she was a fat whore workin 9 to 5 at the Gay World
She had already contracted HIV before, she thought you knew
Now she infected you too, and you still haven't got a clue
How foolish is you, your previous rap must have come from a Rap book
That **** was slick, but the last one was the REAL Nic, stirring up stupid rhymes like a bad cook
Bitch I'll chain you to my lyrical cage
Spit rhymes all over your face and leave you in a haze
My lyrics confuse your mind, rip your rhyme fuse out
Form a maze around you and you're lost, that is the cost of fuckin with this ace
Too late now, your rap engines dead, the dashboard is red
Nic I'm the rhyme baker and I'm spittin on your bread
That was a pathetic excuse to excuse your delay, "My dad was sick"
Fuckin sissie, stop lyin 'cause we can't come there and check, can we Nic ?
You called me the wolf and you the road runner
But I've caught you now see, one clap from my jaw and you're a sure goner
I'm a magician too, one spell and you'll end up as a garbage cleaner
Thought you were a rapper ? NO lil' dreamer, you're fuckin with a veteran whos a 1000x meaner
Yeah mean is nothin, I spit real **** and you lose your class
You talkin about Atomic bombs ??? First, defuse the Nuclear sittin inside your ass
Tickin' slowly, Tic's gettin drowsy, in a few seconds you'll be history
I'm a new topic on the rap radar Tic Tac Nic, you're coming end is the beginning in my story...


WHAT THE **** MAN ?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!
I thought you said this was the BEGINNING ! Now you already acting like a pussy and want to END ?? No man, no...REAL lyricists like me never have "one final battle"...You soundin like a pussy when you said "thats it"...hahaha.
And think...if ONE last battle can decide the winner, what the **** were all the previous battles for ??? There is no winner, were doing this for fun.
Cmon Tic Tac Nic, don't give up so fast...

That made me a little sick sorry I mean **** I tried to help you went morons dissed you and this is how you say thanks? Charming. And so what if there are spelling mistakes I missed out letters on purpose -_- Jesus. And for you info I've been rapping for 7 ******* years so yeah I DO know how to rap.

I do it better on the spot rather than to typing, I can hear what I'm saying but not what I'm typing, so therefore I may not be the best HERE but outside in the real ******* world I could rap all year. You think I wouldn't punch you are, freaking insane?! I'd slam my fist so hard into your face I'd shatter your brain. Now blagh blagh blagh you think I'm all word and now action, but if you wait just a fraction I could tell you all my ways on how to kill someone, but I'm afaird I don't have to time so you'll just have to wait untill I finish this ryhme.

Yeah now your thinking I'm some mad **** that hunts people down, but quite the oppoisute I'm a fun loving clown, who does his best to make people smile, unlike some bastards I know who are just plain vile!

There's no need to be like that. And besides, if I wanted to get serious on you, I would have said it a long time ago! And as far as "slamming fists" - for someone who has rapped for 7 years - not ONLY are you blowing it out of proportion, BUT it seems that you've taken my verse a BIT TOO SERIOUSLY.
Just like you, I like rapping and I like writing. I'm only trying to improve my skills a little bit JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE. Just calm down, chill out, and go with the flow!

Like Prashant Shady II said, and I quote, "THAT IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR". Besides, if you were looking for appreciation, maybe a LINER NOTE would have helped.

@Prashant Shady II,

I got you..
And for your information my dad WAS sick.
He got diagnosed with Diabetes. But don't feel bad for me. And don't feel bad 'cause you declined it. It's all good bruh. But remember.....I got you...
After I flame this "Flyboy" right quick though.

@flyboy1

Like I said, I got you. Who are you anyways? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a rap battle already?
Wow, and I can't believe I'm wasting my time on you when I got my hands on Shady
But okay, I'll leave you in Hush Mode.


In this rap game you can say you're better then me
But on the streets you can't crack as many heads as me
I take beef seriously; I'd rather beat you with the mic
Then let you battle with the rhymes you wrote last night
Those battles in the park, you can save that for the 80's
How I'm a let niggas when they whole crew try to degrade me
Give me your albums, run to the store, sell em' back
Flattin' your frame, and use your body as a welcome mat
No hospitality, I'll show you a hospital
I make moves and do things, even God would say it's impossible
A wild animal, eager to break a chain lock
Your bitch wasn't Asian, but sure could 'Bangkok'
I get paid just to talk over beats
Step in your hood, act like I own it, walk all over your streets
A lot of herbs don't like Tic Tac Nic, they say he lives underground
But I'm a blow soon, so ya'll can just hate on me now
I represent Detroit, and the life that it leads
Hustle for dough, **** with your hoe until her ******* pussy bleeds

BTW PEOPLE THE REASON SOME OF MY NEW STUFF MAY NOT SEEM AS GOOD TO READ AS PREVIOUS STUFF ITS BECAUSE IM WRITING SPEED RAPS E.G. TECH N9INE, GHO5T, TWISTA ETC THEREFORE THE RHYMING STRUCTURE MUST BE DIFFERENT

Lemme getcha motivated
Me and T-pain
Co-create
Watcha thought would be plain
Anybody coulda gotta aboard on this Plane
Now everbody tryna copy what i been saying
Yh im going insane
Coz by now motherfuckers shoulda known my name
Any brother wanna **** with undercover
Getta bit of butter to smother their face

eh em...
Um dum didi dum dum
Thas how dum yall sound
Study an ice sickle and learn to chill
B4 you melt into the fucken ground
Parden the profanity
Matter of fact
**** that
You need to parden the fact
I decided to rap along niggas thas so wack
I dont need no fans
I dont need a follower
I have more fun killen a fat bitch
So I can take her home a hollow her
Jeffry Domer her
Cut up ya mama
Season her up and swallow her
I got a thang for young chicks
I'll tell ya daughter I want her
And have strippn on the corner
THAT DUMB BITCH!!!

Lead, follow, or get the **** out the way
about ta spray,
aerosol , guns , or a mouth ta spray
ur gonna need a bigger one to take me out today
hemoglobin of odin ,against ur evil oman of bodom
ya'll can model nospherato's motto's
buying souls so u won't get old , the wine in ur bottles
a kind of vine picked from the spines of model citizens
crimson simspons on every street
an freddy on every elm
a sleep therapist when ur overwhelmed
jason in the basment , with saten, dr giggles an his patient
the devil thinks humans you fools the problem
be less evil if the world were ruled by ghouls n goblins
brain munchers
instead cocaine munchers
or dame punchers
that dang hunger for human flesh
instead of doom an death
do we really need a puppet master
to be a controlled group of corrupted basterd's
observe the rest of earth as death no longer rest in the dirt
Life long oppression Reversed

what would u do if u had a second chance?

come back jack the ripper the strippers with my cum sack
run back , to the bar to get the koniak
cron hack , get a contact high from swimming in acid
the woman r plastered
spit vemon an ass kick
act so hard woman thinkin he plastic
wax slick mr fantastic
all over there lips like chap stick
grab a mic raps riccochete
between ya ears who got that sicker spray
use the stepping stones of Life ur only a brick away
u must think god eats whack rappers?
only chance you'd be" the ****" today"

battle me

I challenge anyone to beat me anyone !

Gah sorry, just abit pissed off at the mo, didn't mean to snap like that :3

Yeah man ... I got you. Later though. Now its Me vs Tic Tac Nic.

@Prashant Shady II,
Why are people wanting to battle me and you?
God damn, I know that they would HAVE to realize that we been going head to head for like 5 weeks now...

u dumbfucks ur not special , i'll battle anyone , actuallly pranshant shady an tic tac nic

I'll take u both at the same time faggots , we all know u been riding eachothers dicks for the lastfew weeks with that hate sex.

ur weak sauce an u know it im calling you out ! I know illustraight an mic holder aswell as a few others will rate it then they can have there fun with you !!!!

@Prashant Shady II,
Ayo, I just wanted too tell you that I made this **** is Study Hall, so...

Tic Tac Nic is taken? Rewind that line, your brain is full of frustration/
I take a 10 pack of beer and smash one over your head but now I'm just wastin'../
So why not throw a freestyle at you 'cause you're always debatin'/
First you say my name was stolen/
Then you kick back in your roofless home preyin'/
That the Nic will come back with a dyke to steal your bike/
And roll down the road, pretendin' to hitch hike/
But that ain't the point, I'm just here to tell you why/
You're a fucked up faggot that just got denied/
So I might as well just start out with the thing that'll make you cry/
Your boyfriend kissed you in your sleep, now he got VHI/
You may ask me what the **** that is, but it is what I know/
I can make you happy on Christmas Day if I brought you an elmo/
Bitch, you better like it. **** it, you love it/
'Cause if you don't I might as well get my hands out of my pockets and poke you in the throat/
And then you feel a twitch in your leg, then I take your phony copper pistol and I blow em' away.
(P.S. This was just a message to flyboy1, it wasn't a freestyle.)

(Prashant Shady II's part)

You're like a maniac with no contract/
I spit more rhymes then you hand out money while being taxed/
You're a fat kid with no neck, and I bet, if you spit another rap at me I'll just strike back/
And everythin' you've been sayin' better step out your mind/
You're like a hyprocrit that sucks at makin' lines/
You should get a little word from that bully you stirred/
And made a deal with him that makes your **** seem so ubsurred/
I might as well leave now, your **** is starting to drown/
And I'm always the king on top of your ass wearin' the crown!

Lmfao.......You callin' me out? Let's go then. I'll take on you AND flyboy1!

Wickity wickity wack!"

Gee, kang, I never had you down as a wife-beater
You need to spend at least two months in the ice freezer
Or how about a glass of iced lemon tea?
Maybe that would be a reasonable remedy?
You’ve been playin’ too much Mortal Kombat recently
Too much video games has gotten to you easily
You need to stop the fantasy, and live up to your reality
Just eight bars is enough to cause a Fatality!