Neverending Rap Battle

ill have u red
from how much u bled u shed
vowels splittin ur punch lines
ur all gay from the kid talkin crunch time
kids gettin in pussy rage
kids name gauge kid cant get none
so to get some he call up hipnotic bun
to sticc in the rectum
an bitch illmatic
needs to be in halfs in plas-tic
kids talkin not a king but wearin a crown
understand theres one of these in every town
drag queens can be found around
its known ur a clown-when ur name spittin the licc
when the only time is when u spittin an ur boy liccs
also spit bacc
an if it hasnt been seen get the contact
i will infact
split your necc
right after i run your poccet
your loccet,your shoes
makin it quik jus sayin all i left was many of bruise not like u had many of choices to choose

damn
that **** was phat

ha ha ha this guy say im weak
but the flo' so hot it melt the pavment off the street
listen to ya self rhyme
i told u, u was weak class left u b-hind
stop tryin ta stop this steam roll
i'll step on ya rhyme and hurt ya soul
i kill rhymes and my shits on parol
so that mean he done too many 187
so he on the run from the po po's
dont make me tell u about the 4-5
crome so bright it burns ya eyes
dont be surprised faded is the ****
its not my fault wen ya rhymes come out they turn into ****
i admitt yes faded is the man
and now u stepped up
but im a blow u off just like a hiccup
a man wen u look dont picc up
anything i say or u'll get stucc up
or maybe even fucced up aint decided yet but i kno ur done up
just like a bitch waitin for his crown
as one of the weakest bitch made niggas rappin since birth now

u crab
who the **** do u think u tryna diss
u jus anotha crab nigga lookin for a kiss
i dont **** wit a nigga dik
so u betta think quick b4 my trigga trip
i dont **** wit homos i jus battle bitch
so switch ur style before i say smile
then u kno i will unload for awhile
i got clips that make for anotha O.J trial
u tryna flow but u aint got ****
i will diss u cuz i kno u cant spit
i bet u spend weeks writin those fucked up rhymes
i take 3 seconds and they wanna put it in the new york times
u talkin bout drag queens but u should kno
u aint got no flo so **** u and ur man hoe
fuckin trick suck my dick
cant answerr back wit that weak ass ****
if u think u got wat it takes ta battle fakes
step up ya game cuz i got the mix tapes
im always in the winners circle
you always lookin geeky like urcle
hit me back wit a rap thats worth readin
hurry up tho cuz im straight speadin
i got that **** that leave o.g's bleedin
suck my dick ill make u heave son
im the new kid mutha fucka dont shun
dont hide dont cry its aight
i kno my **** tight i kno its right
im still gangsta rhymin one timin
waitin here for ur answer...nah ur lyin

YO

I aint tryna be funny but notta cent
still cuddles his bunny,
at night after
been tucked in by mummy
yo something wrong wit this prick
Notta cent to be lent is just plain thick
put away your dick
if u want to.....
giv to your best friend josh to lick
he wont mind
be kind
yull find next he'll be doing u from behind 69
YTZ is hard,
News to me that u still live with mummy
Okay but i dont find that funny
Today u went to school wit no money
Tough luck your a gypsy sunny
Any way your outta a cheap honey

[size=7]C[/size]ool i can rap to, look two + two equals **** you
Each time u wanna battle me,
Never think u can rattle me, im up there at the top
Tick tock, like a clock i dont stop, "hink about your ****"

This battles over with a clever twist
Over and over i take the piss,
Best thing 4 u is to stop now while u can
End of the end, right now im like stan

Look at your life and get one cos right now your the only one
Easy as i am i shud finish u off
Never ending rap battles shud cut u off like a sore cough
Twisted like a mist thru the list
right now i just ended this.

Able 2 Know
Im able 2 throw rappers off that mic
sooner or later they will strike and thank me twice
only a few rappers make it
the rest just break it and cry, lie like its all over
i say sorry to those who end in tears
but YTZ is here to wipe and smash them fears
its been 18 years, trna find the right moment
to freeze lyrics that come off the stage with hero images
split moments on the stage taken away by rage
as the crowd upgrade, in my hand is the ace ov spades
y'all jus been played
im an emcee who watches rappers fall down
as they fall they spin around
im their to help them up off the ground
i hit back with a
flash sound, its loud knocks u all and im crowned

ayo this one goes out to tha wanna be G I Joe
u aint no soldia u just sold
and yo faded quit rappin bout tha "flo" dawg cuz thats gettin old
me and illy matic will have u bitches lookin embarassed like when they tell tha silly rabbit that trix is fa kids
but yall wont undastand that so how bout embarassed like when they tell tha silly faggot that dicks is fa chicks
y u hatin on white boys jus cuz we got money
aint it funny how im shoppin at tha mall and yall shoppin from a BFI
keep runnin ya mouth and tha hood gon c u on CSI
or betta yet unsolved mysteries cuz believe me son this will be tha most mysterious 1 in history
if u really pulled a 187 youd be in jail fa life
unless of course u a bitch n got out fa bein good n nice
i bet u was tha biggest bitch in ya cell block
keep pissin me off and ill release a shell when tha glocks cocked
yo while im at it how about i send some **** out to YTZ
ill admit some of ya ryhmes is tight but u still cant c me
call its quits wit ya rhymes about throwin rappas off tha mic
tha only place u throwin ppl off is when u deny ur gay when u kno we right

u call that a battle
Ill leave gaping holes
in ur abdominals
from titanium poles
while glueing ur soles
to dr. scholes parole scrolls
then sufficating u in rolls
of 2 400 lb 14 year olds
wit folds
that could give u 6 different colds
or sicknesses
imma cut u up
n i got witnesses
so witness this
the real +illmatic+ will make people remenis
about ur failed attempt on this premesis
now im ur new nemesis
but looks like i turned u into a femenist
or female supremacist
rite now ur gettin stopped
n popped till ur dropped
into a pit thats bottomless
ur g is custy
she looks alot like a hippopotamus
but the reason why ur in the ny times
is for adds to help better ur rhymes
but thats a crime
that shud be stopped by optimus prime
the transformer
use a rookie let the pros handle it, bench warmer

respect crazyD

guage looks like ur in a rage,
ur rap suck sorry every1 on this page,
u dont kno my age
16 years ive been here to graze,
u cant compare to this whiteboy man,
ur metaphors are as poor as jakie chans,
u sound like a geek usin them words,
where did u learn how to ra the school of pigeon birds,
for real dogg check yaself,
that internet thuggin aint good for ya health,
behind this screan u jus stealth,
but on the street u aint no gangsta self,
stop hidin behind ur wealth,
u r bein dissed by a soldia in the game,
in a gang so im gangsta feelin no pain,
i will cut u up with a counterattack,
ill use ur big words with a big dick in ur girls crack,
ill do it liek that,
jus cuz ur **** is whack,
i cant stomach ur dirty rhymes u aint black,
if u r im sorry for any real gangsta rappa,
if ur bitch is fine i will tap her,
i dont front my **** is real,
eastside til death is how i feal,
u suck |guage| and that **** is real

If someone responds back to that they dont deserve to spit
Looks like you trying to write an essay son, but u illiterate
need to learn to freestyle im sure of it
Im here to teach you, cuz im sick of hearing your ****

Such a faggot, only word for you is a fairy
Callin' a man a geek for using words, thats arbitrary
Dont get mad cause the man can read a dictionary
At first I wasn't trying to diss
but then you come off with some **** thats ludacris
Tellin homeboy to "check himself" "aint good for ya health"
Very original i bet you came up with it all by yourself
"Behind this screan" Im sure what you mean is the word "screen"
I think thats why they invented ******* spell checker
for people like you point dexter

So as a fuckin friend dont ever post here again
just stick to the pad and pen
dont make it a life and death situation
take my advice illmaticnasty38 and avoid the complication

yo gib me the mic its my turn
yall ready to burn?
im korean
i dont eat no barbeque chicken
yall think you can rap
all you can do is take a nap
bunch of fat asses
yall walk in masses
10.0 earthquake
look earths about to shake
ill take you out
and show you what my rhymes are all about
go run to your mom
and ask for a tampon
ooops my rhymes fell
did you work for taco bell?
how much did you get payed?
for gettin laid
i dont studder
besides look at all your blubber
look at your mood
ready for some more food?
stuff your mouth
and then i begin to shout
YO FAT ASS MOVE
CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE
YALL GET BETTER RHYMES
CAUSE YALL SOUND LIKE YOUR CHOKIN ON LIMES

bust out yo rhymes?..maybe u gotta take ur own advice
nobody gives a **** wut u eat son do u understand it?
and why u on an american site anyway?...i thought we beat u in tha 60's
rappin about tampons n **** bitch please
u must have them up ya nose so u cant breathe
most ppl start out slow and get betta as the rhyme proceeds
but not u ur **** gets whacka and whacka as i scroll down
i hope u dont have no trouble readin this..here ill make the font bigger cuz ur eyes are slanted
u got no future on this post son so jus can it
call it a day and go back to korea man
before i drop an atom bomb on u like we did to japan
and now that im done wit this bitch lets move on to jdntgiveafck
u mad stupid u responded to it..is that ur way of tellin us u suck and u kno it?
i dont think u undastand the meanin of spit
talkin bout learn how to freestyle but ur rhymes is broken up into verses n ****
that aint a freestyle son its a song
keep contradictin yaself n u aint gon be here for long

im 15 n my rhymes are sicker than SARS
im not just gunna hurt u imma give ur monitor scars
from my ill rhymes n virtual scimitars
put u behind bars or inbetween cars
attached by a skipping rope
that pull u till u cant cope
uve lost all hope
if u went to jail ud drop the soap
just so u could get eloped
lets have a vote
to see whos better
people give me e for exellent
they give u the f letter
my rhymes are colder than eskimos so put on a sweater
come back n battle but u gettin cut up
not just by me but also jdntgiveafck
illmaticnasty38
ur no better than that gook so u both can relate
then debate
whos the butch n whos the bitch
in ur estate
i mean basement
u both need a replacement
so pick some1 off teh pavement
i sure they're better than you
cause u cant rhyme
n thats why u never knew

soldier167 ic also talks ****
ill empty my clip
into ur hip
till u spit
up bloody bits
of ur throat
here i'll give u a quote
"only the strong survive"
and it looks liek uve been deprived
n derived
from something revived
u wont amount to nothing
u could tell ur friends u wrote them
n have all them bustin
as a matter of fact
ill react
cut u up wit claws that retract
into abstract compact
weapons of mass destruction
that cause **** rappers to have homosexual reproduction
and soldier167 ur one of teh shittiest rappers on able2know
so pack ur bags n call a cab n go
cause after this from head to toe
ull be known to have a menstrual flow

this fo dat slob and dat dude spit-in-a-clit ha ha ha
im about ta kill two birds wit one stone
send these funny ass named jerks bacc were they came from
im the captain and yall the mates
i put u on the docc get ta scrubin today
a y u wana come a the boy wit this nonsense
seems ta me ya should make a group called nonsense
b'cuz the **** u say make no sense
both of u hoes deserve a full clip
i got the **** that'll picc ya face up like a fork lift
and im the hit man wit the most hits
and i got the cop stoppas
but down south they call dem thangs choppas
yall try ta battle me on a sneek tip
yall must be sombody i beat b-4
b'cuz this guy commin at me like im a slob hoe
o yes i got the joke and i seen the subject of ya post
man yall punks doin the most
a white boy and a slob tryin ta stop me
but the boy hard ta watch like hard copy
a yall gotta applaude me
b'cuz im so good jay-z tried ta adopt me
step ya game up boys im on the road
while my rhymes pass u yall on trash patrol
the names faded mothafuccas remember it
yall got funny names i cant remember it
but yall kno who this post fo'
its fo' dem two haters who just signed on to this post

u kno i cant stop/these faggat ass niggas done made me hot/now i gotta do dirt like a dirty cop/pull out the nine make they melon pop/they see im on top but im a drop em like its hot/the 45th'll make ya fuccin body rock/ ticc tocc its all in the head/yall sleepin on the boy got ta bed/and i hit hard like nfl phys ed/im like cain i strain out ya veins/and ya hit like cypress hill i bring da fuccin pain

yo.. not a cent to be lent... LISTEN!!!
Yo.. heart attack to stroke from the crack you smoke
to the rap you wrote, your fu**in answer back's a joke
And I'ma tell these motherfu**in fans the truth
The reason why you dissed me first and I answered you
do some research, i already told you my roots
i'm spanish and ill, so step down before i show you the boot
you're white sheet's stained, like a ******* dalmatian
saying i'm white, when you the one who raps like he ******* caucasian
so the curse is dissed, and it was meant to be meant
broke ass mother fuc*er, not even a cent to be lent
your mother smoked crack, you had a premature birth
you're just a nerve purse with badly disturbed nerves
You wanna be the one to step up and get served first
99% of my alien freestyles prefer Earth
Come here to rule the planet, storm on your swerved turf
I hid a secret message inside of a word search
With smeared letters, runnin together and blurs spurts
you hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts
while I point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
i've been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers
my first words were bleep bleep and curse curse
you never had **** and you still don't deserve dirt
your breath still stinks, and you're already on your third cert
digging out your stitches, and hollering nurse nurse!
told you this shot would numb you, but i only made it hurt worse!

reeeespect
im the evil
that cant b seen becuz im ussin
tripple 6's 2 knock bustas off my
hitlist i wun stop now keep bangin
load my clip start slayin prayin
wun save u from the pain that
young sickness inflected on u
stop sayin dasame old **** that
u always spit cuz its sad 2 see
a child of the slum be ripped up
all da way from the bum bum 4 talkin
smack man u wack and its about
time 2 run on u and your whole crew
now wat u goin do u propley need 2 poo
so imma give u an intermission so start wishin that
i get shot b4 i pop a slug so deep in your chest
lay u 2 rest but now i gota take a breath

damn i coulda sworn i heard that whole verse before somewhere...but w.e props to hipnotic bun if that was really his rhymes

im still 2 ill
my eyes is chinky but i aint chinese
nigger yous a cracker so get on your
knees green peace charged me 4 killin
all the trees so i sparked a spliff
so i could burn down da
forest dis rap aint got a chorus
but i will blow down any man who thinks
he can fuk around wit da lyrical magaicain
got you all wishin that u could take a stab at me
well homie heres your chance battle back and put down
your raps so i can laugh and show u your wack
afta i clap back ill get gauge 2 throw u in a maze
and we will shoot at u wit ak's