Neverending Rap Battle

lost my job today
gotta spray
boss shook hands on 11$ plus tips
n decided not ta pay
trust its such a feeble thing that people bring
he can suck dick feeling like **** this
dealing with that , an my tire went flat
my spring on my shocks broke
all i have left is my common sense an you wanna talk broke
im getting charged insufficient funds
when im trying to get sum an i have none
cause my paycheque was missin a weeks worth
this bites teeth first
my stomachs grumbling hungrier then the belly of the beast
where u put ur belief church?
reefer?
the reaper?
or each verse?
everyone always wants last word , but noones willing to speak first
pen assasin making a killing on a weeks work
spit so much saliva my cheeks hurt
armegeddon scripts soul survivor running this earth like sneakers
me and two friends all lost our jobs this week
cashed our cheques , paid off the debts , and looked back without regret
went to the music shop for a band practice
peanut butter stutter a damn jam practice
driving till the gaslight came on an stayed on
till we turned on flashlights an days gone
drove the spare tire
till air expired
drove the rim till it sparked illuminated the dark
insight in light saw the doom n hatred in ya heart
had a man tell me im the most patient person he ever met
no regrets haven't sold my soul as a yet
got goals thats what makes me a threat
without the defect of greed an golds hold around the neck
cause i will go round fo round ppl will pound respect
so fly I cause the sound a jets
sonic wave
psyonic waves
keep ya third eye on it
when i get on a stage this milk box kid goes beyond a threat /
snatching whatever periodical element that be on ya neck
with methodical elements
melodical intelligence
prodigal
gippeto to the ghetto pulling whatever a god'ull pull
ya frequency's ain't reaching me they inaudible
filling the space between ur ears if you got a skull
proff bringing gravity
to the situation above ya nervous systems capacity
you got a fall
machine gun tounge blast a beat
u group animals think you can amass ta me thats blashemy
when it comes to ceremony there a phony , who the master ? Me
alpha dog to you bitches
Omega man ya human race if you think u coming after me
the only feeling u summons apathy
cause ur scum an some of you acutally
think that this doesn't come naturally
no viagra or extacy , so u fucked up n i don't mean sexually

**** iRAP your ****, ima spit with proff
your lost, this is neverending rap, get off
you soft spitter go suck cock, its bitter
and hits the spot quicker
ill never not, be the winner
your a beginner

that was to iRAP btw, ill reply to are battle next!

Buckjoe Really?
you going with bleyrm
i heard his rhymes, there tight
but you the fool trying to be a nigga,
talkin yo ****.
your never gonna be a on a track your the 1st timmer
maybe come back once you quit yo immature ****.
im 2 good 4 you. respect goes to bleyrm with the sick flow.
your mama was bitting my dick allday.
her pussy bleed till fuckin 2012
you getting of rid of who ?
no one cause you cant do ****,
your nothing but another wigga trying to be a nigga.
so suck my dick hater.
your the ************ thats suckin my dick allday
your dreaming that you could be me.
flinestones go with this game, flying through the game
you cant keep up with the kronik flow , you havent even taken a hit.
dont talk about **** you dont know about. your 1st time and your last,
your rhyme is lame like i was on time with this ****.
give you respect for kissing my ass.
you'll try and get better at suckin my dick cause your never gonna be better
so make this your last 1st rhyme and your last rhyme Bleyrm gets my respect.
i love the flow with the killer lyrics .
thats my spit , take it and leave it at where is . dont even try to spit back.
this is your 1st and your last now get of his nuts.
MURDAVILLE MOVEMENT

Life Is So Short, And Death Is So Long
Very Little's Right, The Rest Is So Wrong
I Don't Wanna Blink, I Keep My Eyes Open
Treachery's Afoot, Deep Lies Woven
Vile As Whole, I'm Dark And A Downer
Were Fish Out The Tank, Startin To Flounder
In A New Element, All Of Its Irrelevant
I Don't Trust The Government And Doubt Our Intelligence
We're Socialy Insane, Focused On The Pain
They Say Time Heals All But I Ain't Noticed Any Change
Same 'ol Thing, Just Another Day
We Don't Solve Our Problem We Jus Run Away
Gloomy And Morbid, A Sculpture Remain Nameless
Growin Up Outcasted In A Culture Full Of Brainless
Zombies All Around, Fall Into The Deep End
Lyin' In A Dream, All Of Us Are Sleepin'

it's A Wrap! I Didn't Feel Like Writin

let me initiate myself, a participent of building of hell
introducing the conclusing before the truth had yet excelled
i stand tall in this booth explaining the true ruins of this world
proffesor spewing lyrics thinking he propels this copter aiming it straight for hell
i hate to tell, but this girl is just a illusion of potters spell
a rapper adding confusing lyrics and dwells on the point he tells
farewell proff, your to big headed to be a rap personel
so stick to blowing shells in the hood,
or are you strong enough to repel?



AAAAAAAH WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!!!!

my speach is killing em'
ripping their superstecions as i invision
a mission where my incision blows these rappers into millions
cervillions winessing rap demolition lyrics as ammunition
politicians should give rap a definition
of a teenager killing the positions
of opposition musicians with recognition
when they have no lyrical ambition
im a synical appasition of a miracle rapmatician
typical serial cat
clinical lyrical stats
every syllable in raps
catergorising
fact with fiction

yeah im lyricaly gifted
but the only thing thats twisted
is your neck if you cross my path
you will feel my rath cos you stink , you need a bath
oh yeah and here i'll be cind and clear you path of the crap u been spittin
while ive been splittin your girl
in the front room while you dream about the hooker called pearl
who gave you 4 kinds of std
cos you banged her up a tree
so she didnt see you dick like a flea
and now you can see that fuckin with me is real sill-ee

I listen to beats more then i do rappers
beyond ,spitting the same song , have a goal in mind to capture
what kinda cheques they written ya names on , game on
callum records what you got ya play on
graffiti flows spray on
emcee's
till the days gone
n they gone
use there gray matter
stay strong
add a strum to string theory
battle drums to help ya think clearly
between the calouse of my thumb always got some ink near me
some led in my hand a pencil or
a can a
canvas a stanza'a answers
an a anthem
can jist aswell diss
jealous cats till there face swell
cause they can't come up with it
death warrant dragon breath get torchin
ima take ya fortune cookie
ima dope emcee snortin rookie's
rhyme the dopamine ,ya'll a divine joke to me
like did adam n eve smoke the weed
or immaculate conception
when it comes to ur mac u either get smacked or get step in
super stack the epinephrine (adrenilin)
you pack to much estrogen
you really wanna come up positive on a pregancy test again?
get fucked up ? giving birth to a thought
this is a mic battle , u might babble loose ya wit
loose ya **** , when ya loose ya bitch , ya loser bitch
ya shoes'll fit ,on the telephone wire, ring u up
string shoes up put in the ring,only one king erupt
he bring the stuff ,no discussion when his flow is bustin
the heart beat of soldiers rushin turn skulls ta mush n
n impact called concussion created this lil thang call combustion
a big bang doesnt have ta be even half a thee size of a big brain
i drop on classic beats majesty of a masterpiece ,
you'll be seeking amnesty if ya blasphemy
graf a .387 an blast a piece , YO I Gotta pee
so im gonna peace ,buy u a lottery
ticket
have a better chance then when you bother me
crusade on stage slaughter beats
gotta feed the dogs there meat


Peace Prof

Alright yall **** its pretty good but hear me out,
i got the kinda sour rhymes to make a happy nigga pout,
everything do i become the best call me king,
got enough money to take all your bitches out in a limosine,
i gots more talent just spitten,
im faster than Chris J and got hands like Witten,
but enough about me lets hear what yall got,
cause ima be here all day and i can do this all night.

im dillusional spewing gruesome lyrics including you all a sadistic spirit so sick and twisted concluding grouping you fools then physically moving you in your 2's where ill persue in bruising all you critics who predicted i would never make music for all but now my incisions ripping your former superstecions it was my decision to take rap as a religion all you cats who invisioned me working in a burger king kitchen wishing i was on the stages spitting can sip on my piss whilst listening to my urban version of me spitting certain facts on tracks you will never manage this ravage savage attack theres no establishing that, when i touch the mic your pratically vanish into a passage help captive with a active lyrical bomb consequences are to graphic to rap on this song even more graphic than a classic catholic having sex before marriage my language may be to complex for you to understand every man who called me average will feel the full force and damage of my phycological power i package but forget the past, lets live in the moment

im dillusional spewing gruesome lyrics including you all
a sadistic spirit so sick and twisted concluding grouping you fools
then physically moving you in your 2's where ill persue in bruising
all you critics who predicted i would never make music for all

but now my incisions ripping your former superstecions
it was my decision to take rap as a religion
all you cats who invisioned me working in a burger king kitchen
wishing i was on the stages spitting
can sit on my dick whilst listening to my urban version
of me spitting certain facts on tracks
you will never manage this ravage savage attack
theres no establishing that,
when i touch the mic your pratically vanish into a passage
help captive with a active lyrical bomb
consequences are to graphic to rap on this song
even more graphic than a classic catholic having sex before marriage
my language may be to complex for you to understand
every man who called me average will feel the full force and damage
of my phycological power i package

My Memories Sometimes Try To Be A Friend To Me
But They Really Enemies, Jus Pretendin To Be
They Sendin Me Into A Place That Makes It Empty To Me
I Wish They'd Stay History, And I Could Block It Out
Walkin Around, Hearin Thoughts Of Those Talkin Down
Bitch I Ain't Starvin Now, I Got Mine And Now I'm Made
Had To Do It My Way, And You Might Hate
But No One Else Helped, So Go Fight Chase
I Don't Need The Drama, I've Had Enough In Da Past
Someone Dyin In A Crash, Wake Up With Ya Wallet Missin Cash
Ya Rides Missin And It's In A Ditch, Ya It's Sad
The Memories Is So Real To Me, Jus Can't Fit Em In A Rap
Too Many Memories, And Most Of Them Is Bad
What's Worse Than That Is Wonderin How Long You Gonna Get To Last

its the survival of the fittest and its time to rhyme and ignite statistics so tonight i will be winning when my lyrics rip your vital wishes its like dejavu the cycle just keeps reappearing are you hearing me whispering when your sleeping are you feeling me breathing whilst your speaking am i the being thats keeping your heart beating ima criminal slash subliminal lyrical animal slashing your windpipe you wont be singing no hyms tonight minimal sympothy for wannabe g's honestly im solomely swearing on my colony commonly known as the bodies of quality who obviously follow my policy that the rap game unfortunently is no comedy so please have some modesty and wipe of the novelty of sex and hoes wobbling their bootys probabably self conciously im the real rap so dont be comparing me to to mainstream nominees like lil wayne and his possy of odditys so compliment me and keep watching me spit with honesty but dont compare me to a rapper who looks like mohoganny with a head full of brocalli(lil wayne)

sorry for reposting the same old stuff its because im working on my demo and im slightly changing stuff so just ignore it

Package? It’s a special delivery
The postman’s arrived a little early
And he’s got a parcel for me with a first-class stamp
Stuck on the top right hand corner of the pack
And it says, “To Illustraight, with a peace sign at the top!"
How thoughtful of them - man, like it a lot!
Hmmm .... it’s not a present from DJ Quik Kid
It’s not a goodie from lunatic-def6
It’s not a gift from MC TrikstR
It’s not a peace offering from Takzila
It’s from all my friends on the forum
Theprofessor, charliesforce and mic-holder
And it’s got a little message in it
Sayin’, “Congrats - you got the juice, kid, represent it!”
What’s the present? Are you ready? I’m gon’ open it!
(*shakes the box*) Whoa – feels a bit heavy, doesn’t it?
What could it be? What the **** could it be?
A piece of 24-carat jewellery?
Maybe it’s a Scalextric electric racetrack?
Damn, I remember that **** from way back
My Dad bought it for me and my little brother
So every day when we’re bored, we would race one another
With the remote controls and the sounds that they made
VROOOOM! VROOOOM! Wow, weren’t they great?
I remember when I had the Sega Master System
Played it for days – I kinda mastered it some
Sonic The Hedgehog and Alex Kidd, son
They were the **** and damn, it’s still fun!
Then there was the Super NES, Sega Genesis
Damn, how I loved that 16-bit to bits!
Had the PlayStation, then the PlayStation 2
That 32-bit console was way too cool
I sold that - all I have now is this rad computer
I’m a student in writin’, and rap’s my tutor!

did you see that , flying across the page Ink-Credible!
Ultra-Genetic code , Assault the faults of society send um to medical
livin within cult society ,
waiting for another official using lies as speach ,
federal an municipal systems
make yall look at eachother n just wanna diss um

u think if Ink's, put in this situation , he sit quietly ?
move swiftly move quickly move silently
get in the grove an apply the beat
an astrophysical bottle rocket that defy the feets of Physics
flash past the speed a light a minute
this specific SuperHero leaves night diminished
when ya fight for whats right , u fight ta finish
put ya life in this , a light chemist
dna synthesis ,
these files are above ur pay grade we can't get into this !
waving a hand an a fist
can get ya saved or burn to a crisp
have some superhuman formula that can turn you into this
dissappear in the mist ,in ta history,
fights against
the ministry the industry , in the streets
n defeats , them fleets , releaseing E.M.P.s
sitting in a quantum flux an he just wants some peace in the streets
some peace in the peeps , so maybe the decent can get some sleep
its a marvel a wonder an new comer to the forces of Good vs Evil

... So now we’re stuck in a conflict between Jesus and Satan
Heaven and Hell, between deceivers and saints
Not a kin to Jesus, but if I believe in Him, great!
Kudos to the Messiah for helpin’ me keep all this weight
And by “weight”, I don’t mean the kilos and weights
of fat in my body, I mean those kilos of WEIGHT!!!!
Motivation is stoppin’ me from bein’ overweight
I reckon I should stop eatin’ those Weeto’s and cakes
And stick to eatin’ fibre in those Weetabix cakes
Muesli, oat bran or the bran cereal flakes
With vitamins C, some of A, vitamins B1 and 8
Riboflavin, folic acid and calcium phosphate
If I pour milk, that’s some more calcium on my plate
That’ll help me get rid of all this beef that I hate!
Never was a fan of science, but that’s a hella lot of chemicals
Those acids inside me equal a belly lot of radicals
Tryin’ to keep my strength up, get my belly off that pedestal
A lot of rocks in me like Evian with the minerals
You fuckers can say what the hell you want and ridicule
My obesity, joke about my heavy corpulent image too
But I don’t get as heavy as America does
To all the American ones – no offence to you, buds
Fatty sons-of-bitches – do I offend you that much?
I don’t give a ****, bitches – take offence if you must
But I’m warnin’ you, eat too much ketchup and buns
You gonna end up bein’ today’s special in tonnes
I’m not a professor, a dietician or a lecturer, son
Think about your health before you are the next to be done

A LITTLE HEALTH ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU IN THE U.S. AS WELL AS THE REST OF THE WORLD – DON’T BINGE! STAY FIT!

Pushin And Pullin, It Seems As If I'm Losin My Hold
Livin On Only In The Stories In My Music I've Told
Now I Can No Longer Recognize A Bar In A Beat
I'm Starvin To Eat, Once Again To Be A Part Of The Beef
Regardless Of Me, Music Has Found A Way To Strive
It'll Leech Off The Speech Of Others And Stay Alive
And A New Emcee Takes The Mic And Starts Learnin The Ways
So That's All I Can Do Is Hear The Blasphemy And Turn In My Grave
How Is My Purpose Displayed? can't Mark The Terror
How Can I Make And Imprint On A Beat That'll Last Forever
Memories Of Back In The Past, I Was Focused Then
When My Spirits And Lyrics Seemed To Know No End
Now I've Come To A Dead Stop, Red Hot But Coolin Down
It's Like I Learned My Lesson For Some Time And Now School Is Out
I've Been Left To Wander With No Place To Go
Music Use To Take Control, But Now It Replaced It's Home

"HATERS CONVERSATION" Look....

(Hater 2's Phone Ringing)

HATER2: hello, I know it's you, saw it on the caller ID
HATER1: hurry, log on to OM, can't believe what i see
HATER2: k, wont take long, i got high speed
HATER1: so, i had it first, you jus tryin to be like me
HATER2: anyways i'm there, WOW!
look at what the fool is tryin to sell now
HATER1: yup, mic-holder dropped another drop, claimin he's the king
read it, JEEZ!!! he's such a dweeb
HATER2: yup, there he goes claimin he's a keen emcee
PLEASE!!!, i bet he don't even know his abs's
he keeps sayin he's a player, he keeps sayin he keeps da freaks
and i bet everybody knows solo is how he creeps
HATER1: he is so annoyin, why don't we collab and destroy him?
us, we got bars so hard, if can't afford 'em
cause it will be easy, wont be nothin to it
can't wait till we win so we start rubbin it in
HATER2: what? i got distracted, what is it you was sayin?
i was disgusted listenin' how his jewels flashin? (Lol in the background)
HATER1: you sure dude? i think you laughin at his rappin
that's why the distractin, and that's why you laughin
HATER2: dude, you trippin', quit it
it makes me sick when i hear him spittin
HATER1: oh, so yo do read his junk, can't believe you chuck
thought you was gonna help me cream this punk
HATER2: man, i don't need this stuff, i think you're jus jealous
your raps gets neglected, his replies imply he wrecks it
HATER1: yeah, and If they believe that, they are helpless
and if you got a problem with me, come address it
HATER2: whatever, i'm no longer a part of ya click
drool on this tip, yall are all full of ****

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