Neverending Rap Battle

Wtf this site is fucked...**** yall

Listen, folks, I have a hunch
Subo’s gone crazy – what did he have for lunch?
Too much sushi for breakfast and for brunch
He’s stuffed himself with ****, and I think he’s had enough
I don’t think this guy’s really learned his lesson
This guy’s a fuckin’ Nazi – too much German sessions
I’ll admit, he’s improved; who would have guessed it?
The Japanese fisherman guy is on some next ****
I’m fightin’ against a man with a crappy nickname
And I don’t give a **** what the rappers here say
Claimin’ you’re the nicest, but that’s just hearsay
You’ve drank too much vodka - have a beer, okay?
Talkin’ about demons and Hallowe’en days
That sounds like somethin’ that Vladimir’d say
Look, Subo, you’re nice and all, but check it
You’re not really good on the mic at all, you’re reckless
And you can’t admit it - you’re tryin’ to fight it off, I guess
It’s the pressure mounted on you like a knight and horse in chess, ****
What you spit makes me pissed off and cross with you
I have to make you suffer, I’ma kick off and start at you
You can suck my motherfuckin’ dick and discharge the goo
Everybody knows that you’re skilled suckin’ cock, it’s true
I hit you with orange juice, ‘til you’re drenched and smothered too
With the minerals or the chemicals I just spewed
You’re a bitch who’s just licked on my Charleston Chew
Bitch about how you’re sick and you’re hard as tools
Please, I beg you, will you just stop it, dude?!
You’re gettin’ on my tits, it’s obnoxious, dude!
Don’t think me havin’ a fit is improbable
You can’t take that I spit vigorous bars at you
You’re just ridiculous, aren’t you? Oooh!
If I get any madder, I’ll be fixin’ to stomp this fool!
He just doesn’t get it, he’s impossible!
My throat’s dry; get me some mineral water, dude
Yeah, I just hit you and you’re so screwed
Go and pick on some other bitch ‘cos you’re a prostitute!

Okay, okay ..... so I bit a Method Man line
Let's call that a one-off, he can charge me a severance fine
DBS thought his rhymes were better than mine
chikkster thought she could **** me, but I paid her in kind
I just checked all my lines and they were impeccable rhymes
Except that this time, I overstepped off the line
What, are they crazy? I mean, of course I can rap
That bite was a mistake, and I apologise for that
But please don't call me boring, I'm not wack
I'll admit - that was cheap, and a boring line at that
Rappin' is a gift, it's a sport that I play best at
I've spat out so much ****, like chloride mixed with neck fat
I'm half-steppin' like I just took part in a step dance
If I half-step anymore, I'll lose both of my legs, man
And I'm not gonna have any legs or any parts to step with
So I guess I'll have to bend and use my arms to leg it
out of the classroom runnin' like a Glukkon steppin'
Goddamn, my arms are so motherfuckin' heavy
that my hands are achin' to let go of the stage floor
(*crash*) I've fallen upwards, over, there ain't no more
room and space for me to continue steppin'
I guess that's what happens when I step incorrectly

This bitch was ugly back in high school, but she hot now
still sucks a mean dick, never forgot how i drop trou
she starts suckin, im jus sittin back havin a smoke
damn this bitch good, all i feel is the back of her throat
she's lookin up at me as she doin it, doin it
i never thought a tongue could do, spittin on it, lubin it
i wasn't plannin to ****, but now, in light at this
its all thats on my mind, her mouth feels like vagina lips
i pull my dick out, rip her shirt off and pull her tits out
this story is between me and you homey, shhhh none of this gets out


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****, this sites died out since ive been gone, i have no computer to post **** on here for about a month, but i will be back, and PROFF , when the beats done hit me up on facebook!

Aight cool G

Wait wait wait,
You killed God?
But Eminem is still alive!
You mess with me boy I'll come at you like a beehive,
You a hardcore Jew?
Well then I'm a German!
Lay off preacher dude he's just giving a sermon!
You motherfuckers are crazy,
Sayin all this bullshit tryin to phase me,
Sticking to generic rhymes, you’re lazy,
You can’t stop me, not even if you tazed me,
Hater I will burn you like toast,
My face may be pale but you look like you seen a ghost,
Oh wait, you just heard me spittin,
Everything I’ve written sure as hell is shittin,
Ok I’m white, **** I may even be albino,
But unlike you, I know how to rhyme though,
So take my dick and just blow,
Yeah I know that was cold, I’m as cold as the snow,
Like a strong ocean current, I’ll kill you with my flow
I’ll leave you more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo!
Listen up Jew,
**** you!
Just call me the Nazi,
Think of all that I put you through!
So after all this, what have you learned?
When you **** with fire, you gonna get burned!

Nigga, nigga, nigga, hold on,
Is that supposed to be a flow?
Haha, bitch you're just slow,
How long did it take you to make a freestyle into a flow?
Dawgg, just get outa here and take that **** cus you ain't ghetto,
And boy, you a nazi? Well bitch i'm a paparazzi,
Only cus i'm one doesn't mean i will stalk you,
Nahh, I know i ain't a jew just like a few,
Cus i can kill a whole army of nazis with my ******* crew,
And dawgg, who would get your dick and blow?
Just shut the **** up before you get hit with an arrow,
Huh? Yes I'm also an indian,
Nah just kiddin, I'm a mother ******* alien but don't be ******* hating,
Cus right now i just left you cocked,
Don't know what that is? Nigga, i'm sure one day u'll get shot.

Excuse my really mean abuse,
but I have to say I'm not amused,
sadly I have to admit, you're an ugly ass goose,
even if I haven't seen you, i predict you just got transfused,
and yeah dude, don't be a douche,
Don't click the reply button just to act like a cuche,
And for your information, I'm not a jew like a few,
but I can still kill a whole Army of nazis with my whole crew,
Still confused? haha, i bet you're not even a german, but a dumbass hindu.
I know I'm lyrically depressed, unlike you, you're just gay and obsessed,
and yeah I'm not that retarded, i wasn't the one who got their brains compressed,
Yeah man, you're rap is hard to understand, cus you really digress,
I'm not saying it's ugly, but it's a mess, lets just keep it like this in distress.

I'll Rip Any Emcee That's Tryin To Trick Me With Fake~Raps
Mic holder Will Come Strapped With 8 Gats And Push Ya Face~Back
All These Wannabe Gangstas Actin' Like They~So~Tough
Soft Ass Prankstas Tryin' To Sabotage My Flow Will Get~No~Luck
Fuckin Amatuers Have No Stamina To Battle Da Rude~Champ
You Dudes Amped, But Ya Rhymes Is Cheap As A Food~Stamp
There's No Stoppin Me, Cause My Prophecy Is A Lyrical Odyssey
So Stop Cock Blockin Me Before I Make You Do A Public Apology
I Gotta Pump Pistol Grip That'll Make You Jump~And~Kick
**** With Me, I'll Dump Ya Chick Right Up In My Trunk~And~****,
BITCH!

Enuff of dis childish ****, yo bout to hear a real rappa spit
lickin yo mamas clit with a stick named it rick haha
u big now but u bout to get cut down faster than star jones droppin 200 pounds bitch u got nuthin on me or on anybody here yo
cos u a little ho so get on yo KNEES HOMO
im done with yo **** u punk ass nigga
now reply to this **** sez the dude with the penis thats bigga

Bitter!!
I saw the star jones line on google

That was good sht lol

So your dick’s bigger? Stop your ****, wigger
Before I let my icepick stick ya
I’m quick with the, slashes and stabs like a sick killer
More sick than Dr. Shipman’s mixtures
More sinister than Adolf Hitler
Don’t you get the picture?
It fell off your wall, won’t you go and pick the **** up?
RikoudoFear - the warrior who shows no fear
But he screams when I bellow in his fuckin’ ear
And this isn’t the best I can come up with, is it?
I spit a number quicker than you punch in digits
On your calculator, but my bum ****’s quicker
And I’m sayin’ “bum” because my bum **** hits ya
And it stinks, it reeks of bumshit sicker
than my fuckin’ breath which stinks of curry fish mixture
And my tum’s rumblin’, bum-mum-biddah
You can run away, don’t let my bum bum hit ya
And your rap’s ****, how fuckin’ bum is ya?
Sit on your bum ‘cause we’re not listenin’
Or you can log off this forum, wigger
See you later, don’t let the front door hit ya
That would be bad to have a large scar in ya
ass which would make it real hard to **** in the
toilet without pushin’ and strainin’
NGGGH! Whassup? Your pussy is painin’?
Here, take a suppository, shove it up your bumhole
That should make the **** come out your bum more
Enough talkin’ about bums and pussies
Looks like Illustraight’s been chompin’ on those cookies

Fake raps? Nigga you're fake, like some of that **** you eat called hoecake,
Haha bitch, don't know what that is? Then go eat some cornflakes,
And dawg, who said your prophecy is a lyrical odyssey?
You might be, but I'm also blistery, that's why your girl never fucks me with her lingerie,
I'mma be spitting this **** till you get a backstitch,
And Make yo rap lyrics gay and kitsch, cus nigga that's how i am, such a bitch,
Yeah fake ass hoe, I'mma finish this **** into a lyrical disaster,
Makking people know that you're just a blanker,
and some hobo ass bitch that drinks his own bladder.

Haha, this kid is funny cause his name is theprofessor,
All he comes up with in his rapping is blabber,
oh, I think I skipped a sentence but I forgot to say, change your name to thewanker,
You might say, not funny,
but I admit what's actually funny, is you,
look at your self, you're fugly,
Cus I don't even have to see you, I can tell you're a no life hindu,
tryna impress others with his gay ass MuuMuu,
I think I just transmitted you the flu,
bitch don't you get it? I just spitted on you,
Haha, damn what a repeatable flow I did,
That **** sounded like I backslid,
Cus niggas like me are all this slick,
Living ya gay ass bending down on a dick, but nigga you know I'm this sick,
Yeah bitch watchu got on me?
I bet you ain't got nothing, don't you think? Cus I agree,
you can rap me up and bring a whole army,
but I'll neva quit or fall even if I stand on a Boggy.

Your username is strange, you put an “i” at the beginnin’
Since when the **** had the Apple guys invented him?
You’re no match for these freestyle veterans
We all know you’re sick, dog – take your prescribed medicine
You’re not an iGadget, you’re all banile talk
I wouldn’t listen to you if I had you on my iPod
Stop dickin’ theprofessor, just leave the guy alone
And take those motherfuckin’ porn apps off your iPhone
Hmmm ... what else shall I hit you with? Oh, I know!
You got a wack swagger and you bickerin’ like a psycho
You talk about kids – you wanna stick ‘em like Michael
Get sentenced on your trial, point the finger like it’s my fault
I put you on the witness stand, positioned with those nice guards
Get found guilty then get imprisoned in for nine months
You’re nothin’ but a criminal with giant form
You “backslid” ‘cause I just hit you with a divin’ board
We can settle this difference with the microphone
Just leave my friends out of this business when we fight it off
I can spit the **** ridiculous all night, dog
And keep goin’ ‘til one of us listens or drops the mic off
I’ll show you a sicker way to dissipate these rhymes raw
Until they break and make ‘em sound simple when I write them all
You stand a chance in the audition ‘til I write you off
‘Cos you’re no match for this position – you’ve been fired, dog

haha

dumbass licking my trigger will make the gun blast
fill you up with holes like ya names **** ass
i came from class
just ta whip ya ass, pistol whip ya ass ,
gotta a whole fistful lets make it official strip the cash, out ya pocket
zip my pants up an take that cocky look out ya optic
professor the bomb that took out ya block bitch
what i got on you
fragments of ya friends skull that i just shot on you
hork spit n blow some snot on you
im like ya death call me grimm the reaper something you can not undo
that rope around ya throat is not a nuece ?
that dope sound from my throat alotta truth
what i got on you ?
you a choke emcee
a knee broke emcee
trying to get up in the standings
you little bitch i'll call ya dakota fanning
you can't rap you can't sing , bitch you look like a crackhead dancing
romancing that pipe for some crystal light
listen you were born a war amp uv never used ya fists ta fight
it's alright I stump ya questionable tactics an piss on ya mic
acting like your rolling you jsst on a bike /
labrat baby ya mom's jsst on a dyke/
you don't get my jsst i just wanna fight /
your a seaman demon !
so what i got on you an earth 6 billion ppl and a heaven
your were leaving b4 god conceived adam an eden
the wanker came here to shank ya an take ya blood bank ugh thank ya
for acting so retarded that noah carded u at the the ark
no matter how much this bitch barked you were not aloud to depart
check'd ya I.D.
no intteligent design no relevance in rhyme the elements a mine
cause development a spine take body spirit an mind an cause the elements 2 combine , my name proffessor i colombine schools , i rap 2 ,
the dope inside the placebo effect what my raps do
the back yard bruce lee the junk yard jackie chan that'll scrap you
im the social economical situation you can't adapt too
causing the extinction of ya species
when you ain't thinkin i grab the ink n syringe the cc's
jesus christ don't you get it my knowledge is back in the B.C.'s
i assault n battery only way u get charged is when im stacking D.C.s
im recording u still jacking cd's
i can afford um , my steez come with decorum ,
u snorting n ******* up the forum
im the universal emcee you never heard a before um
ya styles boring cloryphormin got the ppl snoring
i got the lethal got the ppl holding swords n
takin an oathe to never be fake ___ **** these fake rappers
is what they say when they sworn in


Peace haha Prof

You call that a rap?
My grandmother could rap better then that
The only nightmares you be in are the ones of your birth
Your mothers probably disappointed bout your size of gurth
The only tidal wave you be doing is in a little pool
Don't even try to rap back, you'll look like a fool
Atleast I look tasty
I'd rather be dinner then ****.
Yo, my well of pain has drained
I may be insane but atleast I can finish a job
And I'm not fool, anybody could take you
All you need to be is in grade 2
Go back to rap training 101
This rap is over and your done.

Unlike my username, so does yours but it's a capital "I",
I bet you're that gay to compare ****, or are you just straight up bi?
Thereby, I order you to comply to my lyrical mass murder,
'Dog', who do you think you are? ******* usher?
or that kid from southpark, butters?
Haha, get out of here and go clutter,
And why would you have me on your iPod?
Eww man do you stalk? Or was it you who committed the actual fraud?
Dont get it? I think you were the one who stole my mom's iPod,
And talking about stalking, how do you know i have porn apps on the iphone?
Yeah i bet your a child molester and an ugly ass crone,
Yeah that's right, I'm this sick,
I'll rap on you faster than you ever thought, that quick, to make your ugly ass flinch,
Pussy, what else you got?
Some of that **** you do for a living, called pot?
Don't forget to hide that **** or you'll get shot in your crotch.