@AiersLOVE,
Oh, I think I can rap, alright ......
Better say your prayers, cuz
‘Cause when I’m done with you, AiersLOVE
Your ass is gonna lay in the dust
SEVEN DEADLY SINS ... PLUS AN 8TH ONE
GLUTTONY
You talk too much ****, that’s over-excess
Too much of the gangster pasta has left a bloat in your chest
‘Cause you SUCK, so you’re wonderin’ which pro to blow next
Your ****’s a real turn-off, my dick has just grown an inch less
But you’re suckin’ so much of it, you’re fuckin’ just lovin’ it
If you’re suckin’ enough of it, you’ll be smothered with cum and ****
************, go **** a glutton up her buttock
**** her butt until it comes into a bloody colour
LUST
And that brings me to the second sin
You want to hump her in-between, you struggle with her ‘til that dick gets in
Do a wicked spin like an urban skater
Tony Hawk style, 360 that perpetrator
She can’t hurt you later - **** that slut, she can’t abuse you
She’ll have a dick-wart in her anus, plus her ass is brutal
She just got bent like a croissant, French fuckin’ massive poodle
Fuckin’ ass got fuckin’ twisted up its ass like noodles
GREED
I think these MC’s have had enough on their plate
Makin’ big hit records about runnin’ from jakes
They’re also makin’ hits about hussies stuffin’ their face
Gee, these sluts have been stuffin’ much too much of that cake
But I guess it’s not enough – it’s like an addict to crack
That’s how Amy Winehouse got a fuckin’ crack in her back
What’s up with these guys? Are they back on the smack?
I think Dick Cheney’s just had another panic attack
WRATH
Feel the wrath of a rapper – please don’t make him angry
Kinda like Marshall gettin’ tired of defendin’ Hailie
What was Everlast thinkin’, piss-takin’ Shady?
He must have spent too much of his time rapin’ ladies
Eat at Joe’s, a café at his neck of the woods
Em went platinum, Everlast’s record went wood
It’s a surprise he doesn’t get jammed with a plank of wood
These countrymen should stomp him
(*country accent*) Yeah, I thank we should!
SLOTH
I can’t believe today’s rappers are lazy these days
That’s part of the reason why I get crazy today
Another part of the reason is because they’re all pop singers
I think they’ve been drinkin’ too much of their pop’s liqueur
Chart-toppers, Eurodance contestants, hip-hop winners
I reckon they should come on with the crap – just stop singin’
That’s why I listen to Wu-Tang
I can’t remember the last time those guys differed their fu slang
ENVY
This envy has got me whirled into a frenzy
I’m not clinically depressed - I just hate it when these jerks try to molest me
These girls think they respect me, that just makes me so angry
They can’t take it that I’m gifted, which is why they decide to piss-take me
I’m different than them, and they’re more different than me
They’re the common average emcee, I’m a more different emcee
Should I justify myself, or should I justify their envy?
In fact, their heart can’t even be justified, it’s empty
PRIDE
Self-righteous, bastardised, self-indulgent rappers
I think this rhymin’ rap pro should smack ‘em
I can’t believe I’m steppin’ up to emcees who have such low standards
They oughta swallow their pride, and give those raps some more practice
Sick of their tough image, with their tough lyrics
And their “I got hoes, and I **** them up the asshole” status
What’s happened to hip-hop? I think it has dissolved, it’s sad
Now we’re listenin’ to pop rap chat so much bananas
BITING
This is the extra sin - I think everyone’s stumbled across this
Some of them copy lyrics and post them up on the forum
This sort of thing happens daily, and much too often
Can’t come up with their own **** – I should get these fuckers walkin’
These emcees try rhymin’, but they decide to bite rhymes
Black market’s become a big trade, they’ve all heightened the pipeline
Someone got their ass kicked for bitin’ rhymes just like mine
You’ve broken all the sins, I cast you to burn in Hell – bye bye!