Neverending Rap Battle

I laugh at wise cats who are too dumb to see that number one is me/i'm running with caddle so wanting to battle is asking for your gums to bleed/your frontin please i'll punch ya knees so they buckle weak and slap your verse/you think you dope? Put my hand down your throat to grab your words/i'm old school leave it to beaver but as lethal as either/i'm so high deep in the reafer make you leave a believer/it's like the grim reapers in your sneakers just stalkin the block/watchin for bitches and poppin on snitches who are talkin to cops/i'll Bruce Lee(kick) ya lip quick i'm too explicit you're wack **** kid/and i refuse to listen to this fools ambitions poof your gone i'm a cool magician/you're lame as a dead dame i'm insane in the membrain/i get brain well the rest aint you should be ashamed to rest greats/and i'm beyond that my strong raps will im wow your whole town/my lyrics are profound and get this hoe drowned like a circus show clown/your lifes an act, your write crap and think your lines are crack/your rhymes are wack your mind is packed with guys ya fag/fuckin snitch,make ya buck and twitch, you aint winning it now TARD/

Yo i'm livin my own life and i mind my own business/cause i don't give a **** about you or any bitches/tryin to play with my head cause ya know i'm not dickless/and you just wanna ****,you damn **** it's ridiculous/i'll never fall inlove cause my heart is so cold/so the answer is no you might as well leave me alone/i get stoned, grab the phone and let you bitches know/don't be callin me, textin me cause i don't love you hoez/see, this motherfucking world aint cuttin it for me/we needa sharpen the blades and proceed to bleed/weather you got ice in your vains or on ya teeth/nobody gives a flyin **** about what we need/and me all i need is a 40oz and a blunt in my mouth/a few females on the couch to throw out like what now?/as men we dominate the ear even though the women put it down/**** bitches i get money riding solo in the south....I'm soooo fuckin bored

they call me the soul survivor, of this hole that ive err'
kind of dug for myself i am the lonely road driver
methaphoricall lier, i am the twisted mcgiver
killing off pricks when i hold n' load my lighter

who wanna battle

yeth

yet

who wanna battle

watz poppin

no johnny 44 I battle you WHAT YOU GOT ??? HAHAHA

trippin allnight ripping all day ya'll blaze but hide behind your age or occupation what you think , lotta ppl
what they see, or what there told,
but what they see when the feed off what there sold
gutter gold staggering stutter an strut r sold
you the type to blind follow an do what ya told
rupture knows an dig through ur demons to erupt ya soul
Nice ice ******* cold flow let the battle trumpets blow
ima crush spines with the gravity of the situations put ya carboncopies on disc
n play um on this
staying honest what ever you spraying on this
supersayin gone
on staying super well your all just recoup n replaying the playlist
sorta vocal chords swords have a great ape ish
have producers like hey this is good lets make this
take this an tape this but how? im an interdimensional escapist
trying to find the greatest
when-there-rhymes-r-mentioned-yall-want-um-to-say-this

this is the part of the song were i repeat my name
ya'll can eat my came
n cum do it again
i spit some fluid from pen
u swallow gargle n **** fluid from men
ima tai chi up to your chakras an flow ya till ur fluid in zen
n ancient mandarin
this win is blatent you flashy mofuckers aint get no camera win
i don't just damage um i'll kill u and ya kin
Back to your bacteria bucket
you won't hear whack material i don't give a **** biitch
cause you suck dick an u got venerial diease on ur cut lip
sup biitch
AKA Johnny No GO Deepthroat a Po-Go
type a fag to do 70's drugs n sip on austin powers mojo
u pretend to be thug n ****
but you ain't old enough to hold a mug n click
sand paper lube for this pussy in jail
said he was down for the rugged ****
now between the legs you tug ya dick
after you got out u fucked up a bit
got a hook an cut ya upper lip
tuck in a rug n ****
soon as i fuckin start to bug n ****
the cia tapped this drug n its
been getting you high for years

I’m fittin’ to hit these bastards with a 16
Knock ‘em back like a hammer and leave these rappers with a split spleen
How dare these rappers think they can diss me?
I should bring back corporal punishment and smack ‘em with a stick, G
They must be sniffin’ crack through a French bean
I’m not even tryin’ to rap black - I’m not a nig, see?
**** these bitches through the ass like a sex scene
If you don’t like me, you can lick my crack, you little pipsqueak
My words have got you in a hypnotic trance
My flow has got you dazed, like hip-hop and trance
I make fellas jump to my ****, rock and dance
Need a “Hitch”? Stick your dick in Will Smith’s underpants!
Don’t get your balls cut off - zip lock your pants
**** with me, bredren, and I’ll drip-kock your ass
Or drop-kick, does my **** confuse you, bamboozle?
Y'all got your pussies crossed, like a poontang poodle

Don’t worry prof " I wasn’t attacking you.
I was directing this at all the other fake MC’s who call themselves real just ‘cause they got some **** to throw at us. But you and I both know we can take ‘em on, right?
PROF AND FREE - THE DYNAMIC DUO!!!!

time to do this **** properly, im on the road popping heat
stop, shot, pop and squeeze, and turn him green like broccoli
i see these pussies clocking me, ill rock there block 'monopoly'
when im cocking 'G's im rockin knees,they cant stand properly
they see my finger locking tease, it makes them sweat their socks and jeans
yh i got a glock degree, i flirt it when im cropping 'G's
let see just what this cock beleives, ill shock him when my glock recedes
rock his boat and stop his needs, that'll teach him not to **** with me

pass me the mic and let me cause mayhem
lil wayne' spitting now, change the station
people idolise god, im eminems creation
reincarnation of the one thats named Em'
i write more than smokers smoke, yh i crave them
translate my crazed feelings into rage en'
tear the place to bits, i should be caged in
tryna break back out just let me spray again
bottled up inside all this frustration
what would eminem do in this situation
will i ever be the king? is there even a relation?

homie back

u look like shreck from a medical centre after having ur head in a metal blendor
u aent ready for me or them , dont force my hand might force my gang ,
we getting forced might murk dis thing , ill leave you looking like mustard ink
Your **** scared I move and u flinch, talkin bout dicks wen yours is 1 inch!
U aint gonna win ur rappin with the best, how u ment to write bars wen u failed your english test?
If u respond to this my next bars will make u melt, make u think about hanging urself!!

u look like shreck from a medical centre after having ur head in a metal blendor
u aent ready for me or them , dont force my hand might force my gang ,
we getting forced might murk dis thing , ill leave you looking like mustard ink
Your **** scared I move and u flinch, talkin bout dicks wen yours is 1 inch!
U aint gonna win ur rappin with the best, how u ment to write bars wen u failed your english test?
If u respond to this my next bars will make u melt, make u think about hanging urself!!

I'm gonna pick you up and drop you like a yoyo/and you go straight back up to fall with nowhere to go/i'll do it till you spin so much you'll stretch and go low/until you hit the ground like a drunken hobo/so who's the best on this site? I'M CALLING YOU OUT/i feel like a freestyle, is anybody about?/is anybody ready to take me on, no doubt/someone's gotta try and rap and hold me down/hit me with your best shot i have a bulletshield/and reflect back at you until yous skull had pealed/you're not real so leave before you get hurt so bad you wont heal/and my scars will remain on you for a lifetime sealed/on your brain like it was a handmade tattoo/if anyone elses wants one ask, that'll make two/....Just shakin this site so dope lyricst like me could remain on top/and wack lyricst like you could just drop....I know you wont reply back, matter fact none i've dissed ever did try and reply...3 minutes of my time wasted

I keep the lava hot and can still rock with ****/still ridin with me, but i'm still on top of this bitch/i hop with a limp, shot in the hip but never stoppin the itch/keep twitching to rock beats and kills flocks with a spit/rhyme from the teeth like i got a fuckin glocks in my lip/droppin the hits, its all about vodka and spliffs/so hop with us kids, 'neverending' monsters in this

One more **** quick....'charity nigger', grab ya face like a fistfull/got this spit followin the beat bangin like a pistol/i'm takin the game and yall fightin for the risdual/cuz i be so official blowin this spit like a whistle/i'm burnin the page and yall cant get your flow to sizzle/so official i get my victories rapped in fuckin tinsle/kiss my ass if ya lookin to start ****/i'm rockin every dj's track spittin like hard dick/i'm smart ****, you gotta be sharp to mark this/sittin in the clouds droppin ****, and ya just fart bitch/i'm more real than 3D, so if i'm fake MC what is you? haha/blowin this **** away like a tissue, whats the issue?/not money if accordin to this Drake dude, but i'm **** broke/and if gotta hold ya head, i think its time his lip broke/i blow big smoke and lines hits choke that mimes kids throat/leave you gaspin on my flows cause nine times six folks

Man like u dont know how to rap
Check agen ur lines are wack
Big up for me because im back.

Say Wag1 but im not a jambo
When i take niggers down just like rambo
Im a top boy with a strap yano
Big up nigga but i dont jam low

Jam low nigga but i dont jam high
when i take niggers out wiv a blink of an eye
wiv a blink of an eye u gonna fink u gonna die
if u think u can win theres sum thing in ur eye

u aent ready for me or them , dont force my hand might force my gang ,
we getting forced might murk dis thing , ill leave you looking like mustard ink

no offence , just playing around

Mate you ain't got no ego last time I saw you you looked like a peedo!
Dude you can't spit to the beat lookat your tits and the creps on your feet
if u fink u better than me u must be high coz im that good i can touch the furthest sky

This guy thinks he's bed! Ill chop dis fella into motsarella worse than a helicopter propeller, I'm betr than u and dnt u forget! Ill mugg off your country, but its not on the map yet! By verse 2 you'll feel dizzy like cannabis! Got ur bitch wrapped round my dick so tight u need a crowbar to get her off with!

All your bars are pre written, I aint shitten your bout as harmful as a kitten, wen me and u clash who will come worse, I don't need a knife cos ill kill you in 1 verse! Give up before u start to slip, u aint got a passport u got here on a cargo ship!

uno beef gets kick off when my name is called , but ur a waste of a trash that got no life & is bald and i wount even need a weapon , either pussy dickhead beggin when i kick his ficking head in , listen im from the hart of the getto were most of population is possesed by the devil , and u know how it is to be poor but thats all gone , no1 feels it no more. And im holding up wolwich like a belt buccle and i let my ******* gun dance and my strap shuffle,

Ill smash u so bad it'll break ur branch on your family tree, can't you see? Your the reason ppl vote bnp! Your **** scared I move and u flinch, talkin bout dicks wen yours is 1 inch! U aint gonna win ur rappin with the best, how u ment to write bars wen u failed your english test? If u respond to this my next bars will make u melt, make u think about hanging urself!!

122 I sent for you 123 your just a pikey 124 I sent you to the floor 115 you ain't got a life 126 you live on buiscits 127 I reck you 24/7 any day face to face I put you in your place